Announcement

**ummid** · 23 February 2006, 06:50

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

joke for WS.........

WS was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.

It read "Padne waala gadha."WS thought for an hour, erased it and

wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."

**Muhammad Khalil** · 27 February 2006, 08:01

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by ummid

."

main khudh hee aik Joke Hun:wk :wk

**ummid** · 27 February 2006, 08:06

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by ~Khalil~

main khudh hee aik Joke Hun:wk :wk

tu ab hume khalil per hansna chahiye......:lol

**ummid** · 27 February 2006, 08:53

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by Jhumroo

ummeed par ek joke...

ek daf'a ka zikr hai...ummeed ne ek car Khareedi...Khareed se pahle unhoN ne kaafiii ma'loomaat faraaham kiiN gaaRii ke baare meN.

ittefaaq se mujhe us zamaane meN apnii car bechnii thii...inhoN ne meraa ishtihaar dekhaa aur mere paas aa gaiiN car Khareedne. apnii taaza ma'loomaat kaa iste'maal karte huye mujh se sirf ek hii sawaal kiyaa k:

Jhumroo Ji aap baRe nek insaan lagte haiN aur aap please sach sach bataa dijiye k aapkii car 1 L PETROL meN kitnii door jaatii hai?

maiN ne kaha bibi aap bhi dekhne meN shareefa hii lagtii haiN aur be-intihaa ZAHEEN bhii [note kijiiygaa k shareefa ek qism kaa phal kaa urdu naam hai jise india meN Sitaphal kahte kahte haiN] is liye, maiN aap se jawaaban 'arz karta huN k merii car 1 litre petrol meN 10 kilometer jaatii hai

mausoofa ne fauran mujhe naqd paise diye aur gaaRii le kar chaltii banii...EK SAAL ke ba'd vaapis mere paas aayiiN aur shikaayatan kahne lagiiN k"

dekhiiye ji aapne hamaare saath dhokaa kiyaa...mujhe jo car dii vo to sirf 4 km chali hai...aap kah rahe the k 10 km jaatii hai...

maiN ne kaha to aap yeh bataane mujhe EK SAAL ke ba'd aayiiN haiN...jawaab diyaa ji...jaise hii pahla lite tel Khatm huaa vaise hii aayii huN...

1 saal meN 4 km gaaRii chalaaii :khi: :khi: :khi:

maiN ne vazaaHat karte huye kahaa k:

Ummeed saaHiba aap zaheen haiN is liye tafseel nahiN bataaii thii...merii gaaRii na...4 km petrol se chaltii hai aur 6 km dhakke se...

is par ummeed ne kaha:

oh i c...sorry Mr. Jhumroo...u r right...i am ZAHEEN, i should have known

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

itna bada aur bekar joke hum ne apni zindagi mein kabhi bhi nahi padha.....:tauba

**Muhammad Khalil** · 27 February 2006, 12:55

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by ummid

tu ab hume khalil per hansna chahiye......:lol

nahi G khalil per nai mery per:shh:

**Withoutsoul** · 27 February 2006, 16:15

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

KHALIL BHAI.....UFFFFFFFFFFFFf

KHALIL BHAI NAY AIK DIN APNAY SERVANT KO DANTNA SHURU KAR DIA KEH TUM PODON KO PAANI KYOUN NAHI DAI RAHAY..... SERVANT NAY HAIRAN HO KAR KAHA... JANAB BAHAR BARISH HO RAHI HAI... TO KHALIL BHAI BOLAY.... ISS MAI PARESHANI WALI KYA BAAT HAI... UMBRELLA LAI KAR PAANI DAI DO... :khi: :lol

**Muhammad Khalil** · 27 February 2006, 20:49

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by Withoutsoul

KHALIL BHAI.....UFFFFFFFFFFFFf

KHALIL BHAI NAY AIK DIN APNAY SERVANT KO DANTNA SHURU KAR DIA KEH TUM PODON KO PAANI KYOUN NAHI DAI RAHAY..... SERVANT NAY HAIRAN HO KAR KAHA... JANAB BAHAR BARISH HO RAHI HAI... TO KHALIL BHAI BOLAY.... ISS MAI PARESHANI WALI KYA BAAT HAI... UMBRELLA LAI KAR PAANI DAI DO... :khi: :lol

:mm: :mm: :mm:

**Aania** · 28 February 2006, 08:06

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

chanda mammaa so gaye sooraj chachoo jaago... :lol

Jarranwala se pindi aik BUS ja rahi thee....
Khalil paa ji bus ki chat pe sawar the... shayed unhen ander ki seats pasand nahen theen...
ghalti se wo apna kuch bus ke ander bhool gaye... ab sara raasta fikar ke aalam
main... dekhye kia kartey rahey... :cc:

baar baar aawaaz laga rahey the....
Jhumroo jhumroo jhumroo..

withoutsoul ne window se sar bahir nikaal ke zor se cheekh ke poocha baar baar jhumroo ko kion bula rahey hain aap... ?:fuming::fuming:

Khalil paa ji ne kaha yaar merey dost ka naam jhumroo hai jisey main yaad dilana bhool giaa ke main bus ke ooper barajaman hoon... to jatey huye mujhey naa bhooley... :lol

ab withoutsoul sahib ne sukh ka saan liyaa...
to Khalil miyaan ne poocha kion bhaii aap kion ghussa se bol rahey ho... masoomiyat se main ne to apney dost ko bulaya thaa....

Withoutsoul sahib intehaii masoomiyat se boley main ye samjha ke shayed aap merey BANDAR jhumroo ko bulaa rahey ho... agar wo mujhey chorr ke chala jata to.... :cry

chanda mamaa so gaye sooraj chachoo jagey...
:tasali:

**Muhammad Khalil** · 28 February 2006, 08:20

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by Aania

chanda mammaa so gaye sooraj chachoo jaago... :lol

Jarranwala se pindi aik BUS ja rahi thee....
Khalil paa ji bus ki chat pe sawar the... shayed unhen ander ki seats pasand nahen theen...
ghalti se wo apna kuch bus ke ander bhool gaye... ab sara raasta fikar ke aalam
main... dekhye kia kartey rahey... :cc:

baar baar aawaaz laga rahey the....
Jhumroo jhumroo jhumroo..

withoutsoul ne window se sar bahir nikaal ke zor se cheekh ke poocha baar baar jhumroo ko kion bula rahey hain aap... ?:fuming::fuming:

Khalil paa ji ne kaha yaar merey dost ka naam jhumroo hai jisey main yaad dilana bhool giaa ke main bus ke ooper barajaman hoon... to jatey huye mujhey naa bhooley... :lol

ab withoutsoul sahib ne sukh ka saan liyaa...
to Khalil miyaan ne poocha kion bhaii aap kion ghussa se bol rahey ho... masoomiyat se main ne to apney dost ko bulaya thaa....

Withoutsoul sahib intehaii masoomiyat se boley main ye samjha ke shayed aap merey BANDAR jhumroo ko bulaa rahey ho... agar wo mujhey chorr ke chala jata to.... :cry

chanda mamaa so gaye sooraj chachoo jagey...
:tasali:

:tauba :tauba :tauba :tauba Allah Reham

**Muhammad Khalil** · 28 February 2006, 08:22

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Ania tumhara b jawab nahi

**Aania** · 28 February 2006, 08:26

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by ~Khalil~

Ania tumhara b jawab nahi

:tasali:ahem ahem... so to nahen hai...

**ummid** · 28 February 2006, 08:36

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

joke for aania and khalil.......

aania and khalil had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that

they could notdifferenciate between the two horses.So,one day aania

cuts the left ear of her horse, so that it is easy to know that it is her

horse.While doing so,an enemy of aania looks at her.This enemy also

cuts the left ear of kahlil. By doing so aania and khalil come in

confusion to differenciate. So, next thing aania keeps on cutting her

horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .And

the enemy also kept on doing so with khalil's horse. At last aania's

horse had no legs left and khalil's horse was with one leg only .The

enemy also went and cut khalil's horse one leg. So, in the morning it

was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier horses.So, after

thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - aania said - O.K You

keep the "black" one and i will keep the "white".:lol

**Aania** · 28 February 2006, 08:43

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by ummid

joke for aania and khalil.......

aania and khalil had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that

they could notdifferenciate between the two horses.So,one day aania

cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his

horse.While doing so,an enemy of aania looks at him.This enemy also

cuts the left ear of kahlil. By doing so aania and khalil come in

confusion to differenciate. So, next thing aania keeps on cutting his

horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .And

the enemy also kept on doing so with khalil's horse. At last aania's

horse had no legs left and khalil's horse was with one leg only .The

enemy also went and cut khalil's horse one leg. So, in the morning it

was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier horses.So, after

thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - aania said - O.K You

keep the "black" one and i will keep the "white".:lol

:khi: :khi: :khi:ab u ki mistakes point out keroon... copy paste kertey huye his / her ka dhyaan rakha kero...
aainda khyaal rakhney ka apun se panga... teri to.. :lol

:hathora :hathora :hathora :hathora

oye kidding mind na kerna..

**ummid** · 28 February 2006, 08:45

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by Aania

:khi: :khi: :khi:ab u ki mistakes point out keroon... copy paste kertey huye his / her ka dhyaan rakha kero...
aainda khyaal rakhney ka apun se panga... teri to.. :lol

:hathora :hathora :hathora :hathora

oye kidding mind na kerna..

sorry aap edit kar dijye nahi tu hum kar de te hain....
hansi itni aa rahi thi ke dhyaan hi nahi diya....:lol

**Aania** · 28 February 2006, 08:50

Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Originally posted by ummid

sorry aap edit kar dijye nahi tu hum kar de te hain....
hansi itni aa rahi thi ke dhyaan hi nahi diya....:lol

apun ke raaj mein sorry bolney ka nahen
boley to.... thnx kehney ka bhi kabhi nahen... :lol

Fashion + Make-up = Ummid
Parties - Kitchen= Ummid
Food+ Juices= Ummid...

yes+ no = Ummid
60s' + 2006' = ummid

Black+Red= Ummid.... :lpop:

chanda mamaa so gaye sooraj chachoo jaagey...

Announcement

Unconfigured Ad Widget

Dedicate joke to Person Above...

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment