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[Aania]

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A joke to Ummid.... :lol

no umr student=ummid :wk

[Withoutsoul]

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is tarha ke joke hume bhi bauhat aate hain...
now this for you....
scientist all over the world are wondering, how long can humans survive without a BRAIN????
kindly tell them your age.....:lol

WITHOUTSOUL KI BHEE AGE HOTI HAI BHALA... MAAAR DEEE BONGI.....


ABB U PER FIT HO RAHA HAI....
UMMID ME K PAAS AAE AUR KEHNAY LAGI KEH USSAY FUSE BULB CHAHIYE.... MUJHAY BARI HAIRAT HOWI.... MAI NAY POCHA FUSE BULB KYA KARNA HAI... TO KEHTI HAI.... "MAIN NAY NEW CAMERA LIYA HAI...USS K LIYE DARK ROOM KI ZARORAT HAI ISS LIYE FUSE BULB CHAHIYE"

[Withoutsoul]

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ABB ME APNAY BHAIJAY KO KHANGALON..... JOKES NIKALNAY K LIYE..... :tauba BOHT MUSHKIL KAAM HAI LEKIN FIR BHEE.... LET ME TRY....
SARAY HOSLA KARO... GHUSSA NAHI KARNA....:tasali:

[Withoutsoul]

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LO JEEE.... AANIA.....
ABB FIR U KI BAARI... GHUSSA NAHI KARNA.... :khi: :lol

AANIA APNAY BHAI K SAATH HOTEL CHALI GAE..... KHANA KHANAY SAI PEHLAY BHAI HAATH DHONAY K LIYE GAYA AUR USS NAY AANIA KO BHEE BOLA KEH HAATH DHO LO... AANIA BHEE CHALI GAE.... WAHAN JA KAR AANIA SAHIBA... HAATH DHONAY K BAJAY BASIN KO DHONAY LAGEE.... BHAI NAI AANIA KO HAIRAT SAI DEKHA AUR POCHA YEH KYA KAR RAHI HO... TO AANIA BOLI.... "BHAI DEKHO NA YAHAN PER LIKHA HAI WASH BASIN.... ISI LIYE TO MAI BASIN KO DHO RAHI HOON"

[Aania]

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LO JEEE.... AANIA.....
ABB FIR U KI BAARI... GHUSSA NAHI KARNA.... :khi: :lol

AANIA APNAY BHAI K SAATH HOTEL CHALI GAE..... KHANA KHANAY SAI PEHLAY BHAI HAATH DHONAY K LIYE GAYA AUR USS NAY AANIA KO BHEE BOLA KEH HAATH DHO LO... AANIA BHEE CHALI GAE.... WAHAN JA KAR AANIA SAHIBA... HAATH DHONAY K BAJAY BASIN KO DHONAY LAGEE.... BHAI NAI AANIA KO HAIRAT SAI DEKHA AUR POCHA YEH KYA KAR RAHI HO... TO AANIA BOLI.... "BHAI DEKHO NA YAHAN PER LIKHA HAI WASH BASIN.... ISI LIYE TO MAI BASIN KO DHO RAHI HOON"

dekhaa u ki sohbat ka nateejaa... :lol

chal oye main ne kabhi ghusa kia hai ... wadda aayaa.. ghussha nahen kernaa..:zuban::lpop:

[Withoutsoul]

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AAP TO GHUSSA KAR GAE............

[*Hala*]

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AANIA ji ASKED WITHOUTSOUL JI HOW OLD ARE YOU? FORTY REPLIED WITHOUTSOUL JI. AANIA JI SAID BUT YOU SAID THE SAMETHING TWO YEARS AGO ! YES REPLIED WITHOUTSOUL JI , I AM A MAN AND I ALWAYS STAND BY WHAT I HAVE SAID :khi:

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A teacher asked hala"what's the formula for Water?"
Hala :"H, I, J, k, L, M, N, O"
Teacher(harshly): "Is this what i told u?"
Hala: "yes! u said H to O"

[*Hala*]

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:khi:

Ustad (Aanchal ji say) batooo USA kaha hai?
Aanchal: Maloom nahi ?:cc:
Ustad: chair per khrey hojoo.
Aanchal: Jinab, kya yehaa say USA nazar ayega:mm:

[Withoutsoul]

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ANCHAL KO DEKHAIN JOB KESAY MILI....

YEH GAE JOB K LIYE INTERVIEW DENAY.... INTERVIEW LENAY WALI KOI AJEEB SI TABIAT KE THE AUR YEH USS SAI BHEE ZIADA..... USS NAY POOCHA APP JOB K LIYE AAE HAIN... KEHTI HAIN NAHI MAI CHANAY FRY KAR K DOON GEE..... USS KO BOHT HAIRAT HOWI... USS NAY KAHA.. BARAY GHUSSAY WALI LAGTI HAIN.... INTERVIEW LENAY WALI NAY KAHA... CHALAIN APP SAY KUCH AUR POCHTAY HAIN... WORD MAI BOLON GEE... OPPOSITE APP NAY BATANA HAI...
Q. FRONT
A. BACK
Q. LEFT
A. RIGHT
Q. UP
A. DOWN
Q. UGLY....
A. PICHLEE (AGAINST UGLEE)
Q. UGLY....
A. PICHLEE
Q. UGLY (SHOUTING BY ANGER)
A. PICHLEE (SHOUTING)
Q. OH....GET OUT
A. OH.... COME IN
Q. QUIET PLEASE
A. TALK PLEASE
Q. O' YOU ARE REJECTED
A. I AM SELECTED (OH.... THANKYOU)

[Withoutsoul]

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HALA K DOOOR K RELATIVES KI SHAADI THEE..... INNI BONGI HAI... BAZAR SAI BINOCULARS LAE AAE... ME NAY POCHA YEH KIS LIYE... KEHTI HAIN DOOR K RELATIVE KI SHAADI HAI ISS LIYE NA....
:khi: :lol

[Withoutsoul]

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HALA K DOOOR K RELATIVES KI SHAADI THEE..... INNI BONGI HAI... BAZAR SAI BINOCULARS LAE AAE... ME NAY POCHA YEH KIS LIYE... KEHTI HAIN DOOR K RELATIVE KI SHAADI HAI ISS LIYE NA....
:khi: :lol

[*Hala*]

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Jailer (Withouthsoul say) Tumhaii jail mein tu koi shekayat nahi?
Withouthsoul: Jee hai, yeha say baher nikalny ka rastaa nahi hai .........:khi:

[Withoutsoul]

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HALA train mai bethi howi thee... inni laraki hain.... keh wahan per bhee larai kar lee....

In k samnay jo khatoon bethi thee... woh inn k jesi hee thee.... train chali to inhon nay khirkee khol dee... yeh keh kar k taza hawa achi hoti hai... thori dair baar samnay wali khaton nay yeh keh kar window band kar dee keh thand ho rahi hai... inn sai raha nahi gya... 2 min bhee nahi guzray inhon nay fir khol dee yeh keh kar keh ghutan si ho gae hai.... aur samnay wali khatoon oper sai waisi.... yeh keh kar khirkee band kar dee keh mahol kuch sard ho raha hai.... isi tarah kuch dair khail chalta raha... aur larai shuru ho gae... inhon nay samnay wali khatoon ko mukkay maaray... aur unhon nay inn ko.... paas hi aik aur khatoon bethi thee... inn ka tamasha dekh rahi thee... inn ki larai chura kar boli..... kyoun larr rahi hain... jiss khirkee k khulnay band honay per larai ho rahi hai uss ka to sheesha hee nahi.....
:khi: :lol

[ummid]

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Now joke on you WS>>>>>
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
WS: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.:cc: