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[Withoutsoul]

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LO JEE DAY WALKER KI BAARI AA GAE.....

DAY WALKER ka donkey gumm ho gya.... yeh uss ko dhondnay ki bajae zameen per baith gae aur zor zor sai kehnay lagay shukar hai... shukar hai... me nay kaha app ka donkey gumm ho gya hai aur app shukar ada kar rahay hain.... to me ko kehnay lagay... me shukar kar raha hoon keh mai uss per baitha nahi tha... warna mai bhee gumm ho jata....

[Aania]

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App nay mujhay chor bana diya

Lets see how his wife getting angry on him... :wk

when i ask u flower, :rose

u give me bouquet:phool:

when i ask u a stone
:na:
u give me a statue :zuban:

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock :pagal:

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

[Withoutsoul]

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AANIA U NAY PEHLAY NAHI BATAYA THA NA KEH U AISAY MISS CALLS DETI HO..... PEHLAY BATAYA HOTA TO AISA NAHI KARTA NA....

ABB FIR U KI BAARI.....
AANIA apnay bhai k saath baith ker Jurrasic park movie dekh rahi thee... keh aik dinosaur ko daikh kar darnay lageee... bhai nay kaha darr kyoun rahi ho... yeh to sirf movie hai.... to Aania nay kaha... bhai mai insaan hoon mujhay to pata hai keh yeh movie hai... lekin uss janwar ko to nahi pata nah..... :khi: :lol

[Aania]

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...

A tip for u.... :lol

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend



Rs.50/
-


Buy a pillow :lpop:

:khi::khi::khi::khi::khi::khi::khi:

[Aania]

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AANIA U NAY PEHLAY NAHI BATAYA THA NA KEH U AISAY MISS CALLS DETI HO..... PEHLAY BATAYA HOTA TO AISA NAHI KARTA NA....

ABB FIR U KI BAARI.....
AANIA apnay bhai k saath baith ker Jurrasic park movie dekh rahi thee... keh aik dinosaur ko daikh kar darnay lageee... bhai nay kaha darr kyoun rahi ho... yeh to sirf movie hai.... to Aania nay kaha... bhai mai insaan hoon mujhay to pata hai keh yeh movie hai... lekin uss janwar ko to nahi pata nah..... :khi: :lol

smile for withoutsoul
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards :tauba :lol:lol:lol

[Withoutsoul]

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Aania sai me nay bola.... woh dekho bechara bird mara para hai.... to aamaan per dekh kar kehti hai kahan......?????

[Aania]

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Aania sai me nay bola.... woh dekho bechara bird mara para hai.... to aamaan per dekh kar kehti hai kahan......?????

achaa ji??? :lol aamaan nahen hota """aaSmaan" hota hai... :kr:

[Withoutsoul]

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JOKE KI SAMAJH AAE HAI TO NEW ONE BHEE LAGAO ... MISTAKE HO GAE HAI... APOLOGIZE TO KAR DIYA KARO.....

AANIA NAY OFFICE LUNCH LAI KAR JANA SHURU KIA..... TO JATAY HOWAY BHEE AUR WAPSI PER BHEE ISS NAY LUNCH BOX KHOL KAR DEKHNA... PEHLAY TO ME KO ISS BAAT KI SAMAJH NAHI AAE.... FIR FATA CHALA KEH YEH INNI BONGI HAI... ISS KO YAAD HI NAHI REHTA KEH OFFICE SAI WAPIS AA RAHI HAI YA OFFICE JA RAHI HAI....

[ummid]

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joke for WS....
TEACHER : "I wish you would pay a little attension!"
WS : "I am paying as little as i can sir!"

[Withoutsoul]

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Ummid aur Aania railway station per pohnchee.... wahan per aik train khari thee.... Aania nay flag person sai pocha "Kya mai yeh train Karachi lai kar ja sakti hooon...?" uss nay jawab dia "Nahi..."
Ummid inni bongi.... uss ko kehti hai
"Kya mai bhee nahi lai kar ja sakti....."
:khi: :lol :lol :lol

[ummid]

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NOW JOKE ON YOU "WS"....

Having lost his donkey a WS, got down to his knees and started

thanking God.

A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you

thanking God for?" The WS replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it

that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have

been missing too.":tauba

[Withoutsoul]

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YEH NEW NAHI HAI... PEHLAY HI DAY WALKER PER ME LAGA CHUKA HOOn....
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Withoutsoul]

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Ummid sai kisi nay pocha.... batao Cheonti motorcycle per bethi ja rahi hai... uss ka accident ho gya... lekin uss ko koi chot nahi aae... batao kesay..... to iss nay kaha... "uss nay helmet pehna howa tha....'

[ummid]

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YEH NEW NAHI HAI... PEHLAY HI DAY WALKER PER ME LAGA CHUKA HOOn....
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

sorry!

[ummid]

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Ummid sai kisi nay pocha.... batao Cheonti motorcycle per bethi ja rahi hai... uss ka accident ho gya... lekin uss ko koi chot nahi aae... batao kesay..... to iss nay kaha... "uss nay helmet pehna howa tha....'

is tarha ke joke hume bhi bauhat aate hain...
now this for you....
scientist all over the world are wondering, how long can humans survive without a BRAIN????
kindly tell them your age.....:lol