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  • #76
    Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

    Umeed k liy

    A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'
    The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bejte.'
    Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam
    hai kya ?'
    He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi
    Bejte'
    On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?'
    He gets wild and yells ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda
    marunga sar ke upar'
    The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya ?'
    The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'
    The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'

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    • #77
      Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

      Teacher ny students say poocha "bataoo kon Janat mein jayga"......sab nay haat utayaa, magar sirf KHL ji ka haat nechy taa....... Ustad ny poocha ...KHL tum kiyon nahi jawogy , .... KHL Ji nay kahaa mery Ammi ny kahaa hai , ka School say seedy ghar anaaaaaaaaa :lol
      u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

      :pr:

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      • #78
        Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...


        HALA.... RIKSHAW WALAY SAI.....

        SABZI MANDI TAK K KItNAY PAISAY.... USS NAY KAHA 20 RS..... INHON NAY 10 Rs. KA NOTE NIKAL KAR KAHA... HAM NAY SIRF WAPIS AANA HAI YEH LO 10 RS....
        :khi: :lol

        CHIPKOOOOOOOOOOOO

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        • #79
          Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

          Originally posted by ~Khalil~
          Umeed k liy

          A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'
          The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bejte.'
          Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam
          hai kya ?'
          He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi
          Bejte'
          On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?'
          He gets wild and yells ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda
          marunga sar ke upar'
          The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya ?'
          The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'
          The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'
          :lol
          jo itna accha joke post kare uska mood bore kaise ho sakta hai.....
          hume yeh joke bauhat pasand aaya...

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          • #80
            Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

            Originally posted by Hala
            Teacher ny students say poocha "bataoo kon Janat mein jayga"......sab nay haat utayaa, magar sirf KHL ji ka haat nechy taa....... Ustad ny poocha ...KHL tum kiyon nahi jawogy , .... KHL Ji nay kahaa mery Ammi ny kahaa hai , ka School say seedy ghar anaaaaaaaaa :lol
            Kiun k Janat meri maan ky Qadmoon k nichy hain aur zaher hay wo ger hee hungi...............
            thnks Hala

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            • #81
              Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

              Originally posted by ummid
              :lol
              jo itna accha joke post kare uska mood bore kaise ho sakta hai.....
              hume yeh joke bauhat pasand aaya...
              :phool: :phool: :phool: :phool: :phool: :phool: :phool: :phool:

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              • #82
                Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

                Originally posted by ~Khalil~
                Kiun k Janat meri maan ky Qadmoon k nichy hain aur zaher hay wo ger hee hungi...............
                thnks Hala
                woo tu hai.... no doubt.... :thmbup:

                Welcome :khi:
                u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                :pr:

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                • #83
                  Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

                  Originally posted by Withoutsoul

                  HALA.... RIKSHAW WALAY SAI.....

                  SABZI MANDI TAK K KItNAY PAISAY.... USS NAY KAHA 20 RS..... INHON NAY 10 Rs. KA NOTE NIKAL KAR KAHA... HAM NAY SIRF WAPIS AANA HAI YEH LO 10 RS....
                  :khi: :lol
                  :lol

                  Baap (Withouthsoul ji say) Exam mein sawalaat asaan ayeti.

                  Withoutsoul ji .... Sawallat tu asaan ti, magar jawabaat buht mushkil tii :khi:
                  u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                  :pr:

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                  • #84
                    Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

                    Humm u r right

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                    • #85
                      Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...


                      KHALIL chalay gae...pagal khanay k visit per.....
                      Incharge ko milay... uss nay detail batae keh pehlay 119 pagal thay abb kam ho kar 103 reh gae hain... Khalil yeh sun kar hairan howay... inhon nay doctor say pocha... keh app ko kaisay pata chalta hai keh pagal theek ho gya hai....
                      doctor nay batana shuru kya... keh woh jo pond hai...uss kay ham saray valve khol detay hain.... aur pagalon ko keh detay hain keh pond khali kar do... jo theek hota hai... woh valve band karta hai aur jo pagal hota hai.... woh dabbay sai pani nikalna shuru kar deta hai....
                      Khalil bhai yeh soch kar pareshaan ho gae.... doctor nay pocha keh kya howa... to kehtay hain.... yeh baat to meray mind mai aae hi nahi keh valve bhee band karna hai.....

                      :khi: :lol

                      CHIPKOOOOOOOOOOOO

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                      • #86
                        Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

                        Dr. (nurse say) wo kanjoos mareez withouthsoul ab kis baat per naraz ho rahaa hai?

                        Nurse: Ais baat per ka madecine khataam hony say phely wo sehat yaab hogiaa hai..........

                        :kr:
                        u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                        :pr:

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                        • #87
                          Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

                          Originally posted by Withoutsoul

                          KHALIL chalay gae...pagal khanay k visit per.....
                          Incharge ko milay... uss nay detail batae keh pehlay 119 pagal thay abb kam ho kar 103 reh gae hain... Khalil yeh sun kar hairan howay... inhon nay doctor say pocha... keh app ko kaisay pata chalta hai keh pagal theek ho gya hai....
                          doctor nay batana shuru kya... keh woh jo pond hai...uss kay ham saray valve khol detay hain.... aur pagalon ko keh detay hain keh pond khali kar do... jo theek hota hai... woh valve band karta hai aur jo pagal hota hai.... woh dabbay sai pani nikalna shuru kar deta hai....
                          Khalil bhai yeh soch kar pareshaan ho gae.... doctor nay pocha keh kya howa... to kehtay hain.... yeh baat to meray mind mai aae hi nahi keh valve bhee band karna hai.....

                          :khi: :lol
                          :tauba :tauba :tauba

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                          • #88
                            Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

                            Originally posted by Hala
                            Dr. (nurse say) wo kanjoos mareez withouthsoul ab kis baat per naraz ho rahaa hai?

                            Nurse: Ais baat per ka madecine khataam hony say phely wo sehat yaab hogiaa hai..........

                            :kr:
                            Aik Din hala road cross ker rahi thi to aik Tangy waly ny buhat awaz di k Pichy hut jaoo mager Hala ny aik na sunni aur Tangy k nichi bechari agai
                            Baat lambi hu gai case Adaalat tak punch gia ..
                            Jaj sahib ny kochwan ko kaha k tum ny Hala ko apny tangy k nichy kiun dia tha ..os bechra ka kasoor nahi tha wo chup raha kia kerta bechara...khamoosh raha...
                            esi Doran Hala Gee zor zor sy boleeen Oye
                            Hun kiun nahi bolda os time ty baraa kehny hain
                            Bach jaoo bach jaoo...:tauba :tauba

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                            • #89
                              Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...

                              Originally posted by ~Khalil~
                              Aik Din hala road cross ker rahi thi to aik Tangy waly ny buhat awaz di k Pichy hut jaoo mager Hala ny aik na sunni aur Tangy k nichi bechari agai
                              Baat lambi hu gai case Adaalat tak punch gia ..
                              Jaj sahib ny kochwan ko kaha k tum ny Hala ko apny tangy k nichy kiun dia tha ..os bechra ka kasoor nahi tha wo chup raha kia kerta bechara...khamoosh raha...
                              esi Doran Hala Gee zor zor sy boleeen Oye
                              Hun kiun nahi bolda os time ty baraa kehny hain
                              Bach jaoo bach jaoo...:tauba :tauba

                              :kr: loolz buht achaa taa .........likin woo tangny walaaa aap hi ti naaa :wk
                              u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                              :pr:

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                              • #90
                                Re: Dedicate joke to Person Above...


                                HALA BARI PARESHANI K AALAM MAI DOCTOR K PAAS POHNCHI AUR APNAY DONO KAAN DIKHAE JO SHAYAD JAL GAE THAY..... DOCTOR NAY POCHA KYA HOWA.... KEHTI HAIN.... KAPRAY PRESS KAR RAHI THEE KEH INNI DAIR MAI MOBILE PER CALL AA GAE... MAI NAY FONE KAAN KO LAGAYA TO WOH JAL GYA... KYOUN K WOH PHONE NAHI BALKEH ISTRI THEE....
                                DOCTOR NAY HAIRAN HO KAR POCHA TO DOSRAY KAAN KESAY JALA... TO KEHTI HAIN.... MAIN NAY ABHI ISTRI RAKHI HEE THEE KEH UNHEE AUNTI NAY DOBARA CALL KAR DEE....
                                :khi: :lol :tauba :tauba :tauba :tauba :hathora
                                Last edited by Withoutsoul; 22 February 2006, 15:28.

                                CHIPKOOOOOOOOOOOO

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