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[fari]

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kia aap kee bee yeh personal hay???

Meri nahi sirf app kay liya ha ya personal ..........me donkey nahi :na: u ki tarhan:zuban: :zuban: :zuban: :zuban:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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zaher hay aap female hay donky to nahi hungee..............aap too..........

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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Dedicate to Khalil bhai

Subha jago tu 'KALMA TAIYAB" parho
Jab pani pieo tu "BISIMILA" parha karo.....:lpop:
Mujhay dekho yu MASALLAH parha karo:blush:
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Aur Aiena dekho tu
"LAHOLA WALAH QUWAT" parha karo..........:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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Abbi bhai asked Khalil bhai :

Q: Why do Donkey Eat grass?
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Aabi bhai again said: Opss Sorry :embarasse ...Its your personal matter

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[zeeshan]

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:zuban: :zuban: :zuban: Dedicate to Zee bhai :tomato:


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These Are the screws which:hathora
have fallen from ur brain ...... .
Kindly fix them:a stick:

loah jee mere nehi aap kie apne howe ha

coz screw driver tu ap kie pas ha na :kr:

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dedicated to fari

fari aik raat ko qabirstan kay qareeb say guzar rahi the kay us nay deekha aik admi itni raat ko aik qabar kay oper beatha howa hai .....
fari nay us say poucha kia aap ko dar nahi lagta jo itni raat ko qabirstan main qabar pay beathay hovey hain?
to admi nay kaha " is main darnay ki kia baat hai andar garmi the main hawa khanay kay leye zara bahir a gia " :D ...

[fari]

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dedicated to fari

fari aik raat ko qabirstan kay qareeb say guzar rahi the kay us nay deekha aik admi itni raat ko aik qabar kay oper beatha howa hai .....
fari nay us say poucha kia aap ko dar nahi lagta jo itni raat ko qabirstan main qabar pay beathay hovey hain?
to admi nay kaha " is main darnay ki kia baat hai andar garmi the main hawa khanay kay leye zara bahir a gia " :D ...

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[fari]

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loah jee mere nehi aap kie apne howe ha

coz screw driver tu ap kie pas ha na :kr:

:kr: :kr: App kay pas screw driveer nahi ha iss liya app screw tight nahi kartay apnay:tasali: :tasali: koi baat nahi hum sab mil kar ap ko aik screw driver tu la kar day saktay hain:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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aik dafa fari aur wafa ko 2 bumb milly...fari ny kaha k chaloo thaany report daity hain....wafa ny kaha k ager rasty main aik bumb phatt gia toooo
FARI ....to kaheen gy k humain aik hee mila tha
:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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Dedicate to khalil:tomato: :tomato:


Ek baar class mein mendak ko bayhosh kerna tha aur dawa nahin mil rahee thi , Khali nay teacher se kaha:

"sir isey mere jurabein(socks) sunghaa dein" :khi: :khi:
teacher ney khalil ko jawab diya:
"isey bahosh kerna hai maarna nahin ":kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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Dedicate to khalil:tomato: :tomato:


Ek baar class mein mendak ko bayhosh kerna tha aur dawa nahin mil rahee thi , Khali nay teacher se kaha:

"sir isey mere jurabein(socks) sunghaa dein" :khi: :khi:
teacher ney khalil ko jawab diya:
"isey bahosh kerna hai maarna nahin ":kr: :kr: :kr:

:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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chuadrain saiba k liy


aik Molvi jab merny laga to os ny apni bivi sy kaha
key baigam jab main mar jaoon to samny waly ger walon ko lazmi bulana
baigam wo kiun molvi gee
Molve....suna on kee Aurtain MURDy sy lipat lipat ker roti hain...

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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chuadrain saiba k liy


aik Molvi jab merny laga to os ny apni bivi sy kaha
key baigam jab main mar jaoon to samny waly ger walon ko lazmi bulana
baigam wo kiun molvi gee
Molve....suna on kee Aurtain MURDy sy lipat lipat ker roti hain...

:kr: :kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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To Khalil:

Khalil nay school se aatay hee apni Ammi jaan se kaha:
"Mummy plz come here "
Ammi jaan bohat khushi hueen aur bolein aray khalil tumhein to khoob english bolna aa gaeey :D batao jab mujhey ghar se baher bhejnay ka irada ho to kya kaho gay :hhh:

Khalil nay kafee der tak ghaur kiya aur daur k gate se baaher nikal gaey :D Aur bulanay ka ishara kertay huey bolay :

Mummy plz come here :D :D :D :D :khi:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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To Khalil:

Khalil nay school se aatay hee apni Ammi jaan se kaha:
"Mummy plz come here "
Ammi jaan bohat khushi hueen aur bolein aray khalil tumhein to khoob english bolna aa gaeey :D batao jab mujhey ghar se baher bhejnay ka irada ho to kya kaho gay :hhh:

Khalil nay kafee der tak ghaur kiya aur daur k gate se baaher nikal gaey :D Aur bulanay ka ishara kertay huey bolay :

Mummy plz come here :D :D :D :D :khi: