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[*Hala*]

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:hehe: :hehe:

mere bari humaye Hala pay a jati hai :D

chalian is baar hala or scorpion ko pakratay hain

Hala...........barish ka pani kaha jata hai ?
scorpion.... jo pehlay hi say ghussay main beatha tha bola" mery sar main"
Hala ..........jab hi to aap ki naak behti rehti hai

:khi:

[Baad-e-Saba]

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:hehe: :hehe:

:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

[fari]

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mere bari humaye Hala pay a jati hai :D

chalian is baar hala or scorpion ko pakratay hain

Hala...........barish ka pani kaha jata hai ?
scorpion.... jo pehlay hi say ghussay main beatha tha bola" mery sar main"
Hala ..........jab hi to aap ki naak behti rehti hai

:khi:

Uncle Masood: hi! iss this the mental hospital?
Aanchal: yes
uncle Masood: Can i speak to the patient ......of room no 1
Aanchal: one moment plzz!!!!!SOrry that patient is not answering .
Uncle Masood:Good! It means I have really escaped

[vagabond]

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once ummid was sleepin n he/she fell from the bed
n us nay uth ker kaha "kon gira tha?"

[Muhammad Zaheen]

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Assalamoalikum:
Joke dedicate to aania:

Qiamat k din jeb fareshtay logoo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah paper per tarir karo
Sab nain tarir kar diay k itnay main aania ki awaz aai " extra sheet plz"

this is only joke for houmor not for geasing u?

[shahzad Feroz]

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Umeed .................................................. .....? Kis Ke Liey Plzz Teel Me

[shahzad Feroz]

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AIK DIN KOI LAKRI( ) OFFICE JA RAHI THEEN.JALDI JALDI BUS STOP TAK AAIYEN. BAR BAR GHARI DEKH RAHI THEEN .BUS AAIE TO US MEIN SWAAR HO KER BETHNEY KI BJAEY KHARI HO GAIEN. KUNDACTOR NE KHA"PLZ AAP BETH JAIEYN".TO PATTA HAI KIA KHA LARKI( ) NEY KEH "MUGEHY PEHLEY HI OFFICE SE DAIR HO RAHI HAI AUR TUM BETHNEY KE LIEY KEH RAHEY HO"

[silver nightingale]

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This one 4 ajnabi. . .

aik dafa ajnabi ne apne peon se kaha "jao jaldi se aik khali riksha le aao"
aadhe ghante baad peon wapas aaya to ajnabi ne poocha "itni der kahan laga di?" . . .to peon ne pareshani se kaha "sir ji koi bhi riksha khali nahin mil raha her kisi mein kam az kam aik admi to zaroor betha hua hai"

[Muhammad Khalil]

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nice jokes

[fari]

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nice jokes

Dedicate to Khalil bhai

Subha jago tu 'KALMA TAIYAB" parho
Jab pani pieo tu "BISIMILA" parha karo.....:lpop:
Mujhay dekho yu MASALLAH parha karo:blush:
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Aur Aiena dekho tu
"LAHOLA WALAH QUWAT" parha karo..........:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[zeeshan]

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Dedicate to fari sis

fari ne Khalil bahi se kaha " betayy...jab khanse aya kare tu muin kie aagey hath rakh liya kero"
khalil ne kaha " Nani Amma! aap fiker na kare. mere dant aap kie trh naqli nehi ha ...."

:kr:

[fari]

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Dedicate to fari sis

fari ne Khalil bahi se kaha " betayy...jab khanse aya kare tu muin kie aagey hath rakh liya kero"
khalil ne kaha " Nani Amma! aap fiker na kare. mere dant aap kie trh naqli nehi ha ...."

:kr:

:zuban: :zuban: :zuban: Dedicate to Zee bhai :tomato:


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These Are the screws which:hathora
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Kindly fix them:a stick:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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fari bazat e khudh aik joke hay........:kr:

[fari]

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fari bazat e khudh aik joke hay........:kr:

Abbi bhai asked Khalil bhai :

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Aabi bhai again said: Opss Sorry :embarasse ...Its your personal matter

[Muhammad Khalil]

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kia aap kee bee yeh personal hay???