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This is a leave letters and applications written by ummid:D .

1. ummid leave letter:
As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class....

[*Hala*]

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4 Aanchal ji n
Aanchal-why r all these people running?
ummid- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Aanchal-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?:khi:

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:lol :thmbup:
this goes to hala :wk

Aik aurat nay hala ko 3 machliyan pakratay deekha ...un main say 2 bari or aik chooti the ......hala nay bari machliiun ko fouran choor dia or chooti machli reakh li ..
aurat nay is ki waja pouchi to hala nay kaha "darasal mera frypan choota hai" :lol

[*Hala*]

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:lol :kr: aik baat bataa do Aanchal ji humary paas frypaan hai nahi :shh:

4 Aanchal ji , Aania ji & Sweet ji :wk

Aanchal: roo roo kar Aania ki paas agaii tu Aania ny pochaa kia howaa Aanchal .... Aanchal ny kahaa ka Sweet ny merey haat (hand) ko toordia hai .... Aania ny socha ka donooo mein ko nefraat payda na hoo isliye aik Cake Aanchal ko dia ka Sweet ko di ..... sweet ny cake ko dekha tu buht khush hogai ....

2nd day: Aanchal dobaraa rooo roo kar Aania ki paas agai or kahaa ka Sweet dosraa cake mang rahi hai :khi: (ajj sweet ny Aanchal ka dosraa haat toor dia taa)

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:kr: :kr: :lpop:

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chalo hala ko baksh kay kisi or ko pakarti houn :hhh:

khalil to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe pakistan Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
khalil: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.


:kr:

[muslims4lyf]

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Ok Ye Sab Jokes Baahut Hi Ache The Mein Aapna Sonau?
Ok
Withoutsoul Was In Skool The Teacher Asked The Class Ke `paradise Kaun Ja E Ga?' Everyone Put Their Hand Up But Withoutsoul Didnt The Teacher Asked `tum Pardise Kyoun Nahi Jana Chate?' Wo Bola Ke ` Ammi Ne Kaha Tha Ke Skool Ke Baad Seede Kar Ana'

[Withoutsoul]

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Ok Ye Sab Jokes Baahut Hi Ache The Mein Aapna Sonau?
Ok
Withoutsoul Was In Skool The Teacher Asked The Class Ke `paradise Kaun Ja E Ga?' Everyone Put Their Hand Up But Withoutsoul Didnt The Teacher Asked `tum Pardise Kyoun Nahi Jana Chate?' Wo Bola Ke ` Ammi Ne Kaha Tha Ke Skool Ke Baad Seede Kar Ana'

TUSI MERAY TAY JOKE MARIYA.... BARA PURANA SEE PAR KOI GALL NAHI....
HUNN TUSI WAIKHO.....


MUSLIM4LYF NAY DOCTOR KO FONE KYA
"DOCTOR SAHAB JALDI SAI AAEN BACHAY NAY RAZOR BLADE NIGAL LIYA HAI".
Doctor nay pocha "Ghabraen nahi mai aa raha hoon. Aap nay kuch aur kiya?"
To muslim4lyf nay kaha
"Jee Haan Doctor sahab. main nay Electric razor sai shave kar lee hai." :tauba :khi:

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Withoutsoul :lpop:


Faqeer Withoutsoul say ..."baba kuch daytay jaoo".

Wioutsoul................"Na cheer daradmandoun ko na janay dil say kia niklaye".

faqeer............" kia pata koi Athanni hi nikal aye " . :lpop:

[Withoutsoul]

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HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW......
ME KO DARD-MAND BANA DIA...........
CHALAIN KOI GALL NAHI......

ANCHAL JEE SAI POCHA GYA.....
AIK CHOOONTI MOTORCYCLE PER SAFAR JA RAHI THEE
USS KA ACCIDENT HO GYA. AMBULANCE AAE USS KO HOSPITAL LAY GAE.
DOCTORS YEH DEKH KAR HERAN REH GAE KEH CHOONTI AIK DAM FIT HAI.
BATAEN KESAY......

TO BARI DAIR SOCHNAY K BAAD BOLI.....
"USS NAY HELMET PEHNA HOWA THA...."

[RulzZ]

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HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW......
ME KO DARD-MAND BANA DIA...........
CHALAIN KOI GALL NAHI......

ANCHAL JEE SAI POCHA GYA.....
AIK CHOOONTI MOTORCYCLE PER SAFAR JA RAHI THEE
USS KA ACCIDENT HO GYA. AMBULANCE AAE USS KO HOSPITAL LAY GAE.
DOCTORS YEH DEKH KAR HERAN REH GAE KEH CHOONTI AIK DAM FIT HAI.
BATAEN KESAY......

TO BARI DAIR SOCHNAY K BAAD BOLI.....
"USS NAY HELMET PEHNA HOWA THA...."

Withoutsoul aik mushairay main apna kalam suna rhay hotay hain, aik misray par aakar atak jatay hain,, "is ch'man say yeh jhankay, is ch'man say woh jhankay".... kai baar jab withoutsoul yeh misra kehtay hain to aik shaks ghussay say uThta hai aur kehta hai....... "laga do aag is ch'man ko na yeh jhankay na woh jhankay :fuming:"

:wk

[fari]

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Withoutsoul aik mushairay main apna kalam suna rhay hotay hain, aik misray par aakar atak jatay hain,, "is ch'man say yeh jhankay, is ch'man say woh jhankay".... kai baar jab withoutsoul yeh misra kehtay hain to aik shaks ghussay say uThta hai aur kehta hai....... "laga do aag is ch'man ko na yeh jhankay na woh jhankay :fuming:"

:wk

Scorpion rulzz says :
I am getting married next sunday...
There wud b a small party & only a few ppl will b invited of PG ....
Dont bring any gift. Jus bring SOMEONE to marry me......... :lpop:

[*Hala*]

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Scorpion rulzz says :
I am getting married next sunday...
There wud b a small party & only a few ppl will b invited of PG ....
Dont bring any gift. Jus bring SOMEONE to marry me......... :lpop:

4 Frari ji :D
Fari ji enters a shop and shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Fari ji " Fari : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "

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mere bari humaye Hala pay a jati hai :D

chalian is baar hala or scorpion ko pakratay hain

Hala...........barish ka pani kaha jata hai ?
scorpion.... jo pehlay hi say ghussay main beatha tha bola" mery sar main"
Hala ..........jab hi to aap ki naak behti rehti hai

:khi:

[ummid]

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mere bari humaye Hala pay a jati hai :D

chalian is baar hala or scorpion ko pakratay hain

Hala...........barish ka pani kaha jata hai ?
scorpion.... jo pehlay hi say ghussay main beatha tha bola" mery sar main"
Hala ..........jab hi to aap ki naak behti rehti hai

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