Dedicate joke to Person Above...

[ummid]

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Sry mainay bhi app par khay diya... chalay main apnay word wapis leta hoon aur apni choti si pyaari pyaari sister (ummid) kay naam karta hoon....:khi:

mujhe kyun is mein ghasita......
per mujhe yaad rakha is baat per yeh galti maaf ki....:salam:
ab aap sry mat boliye ga.:lol

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dedicate joke to the person above uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
to mujh say pehlay Ummaid hain
ummaid ki shamaat ai hai :D




Teacher: Tell me the name of any five fruits.

ummaid : 3 Oranges and 2 Bananas


:tauba

[Aania]

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Dedicating to Aanchal di....

Punjab ke aik Area main intezamya ne faisla kia keh... :cc:
aik new fire barigade engine buy kar liya jaye.... :cc:
fir sawal utha ke puraney fir barigade engine ka kia karen ge?? :cc:
Aanchal di ne kaha .... :D puraney engine ko ...aag lagney ki JHOOTI ITELAA'AAT KE LIYE RAKHA JAAYE.... :cc: :d

[ummid]

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dedicate joke to the person above uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
to mujh say pehlay Ummaid hain
ummaid ki shamaat ai hai :D




Teacher: Tell me the name of any five fruits.

ummaid : 3 Oranges and 2 Bananas


:tauba

dear! my name is ummid
U M M I D .....

[ummid]

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NOW THIS JOKE IS FOR AANIA JI AND FOR D@Y BROTHER.....

ek baar aania ji aur D@y bhai ko 3 bom mile.
woh donu, teeno bom police ko dene chale.....
raste mein aania ji ko kuch khayal aaya aur unho ne D@y bhai se poacha......
D@y agar ek(1) bom raste mein hi phoot gaya tu??????"
us per D@y bhai ne kaha "tu hum police se kehdenge ke humein do(2) hi bom mile the....."

[Aania]

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dear! my name is ummid
U M M I D .....

hmmm spell mistake ho hi jaati hai chanda... u joke dedicate kero...

[Aania]

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NOW THIS JOKE IS FOR AANIA JI AND FOR D@Y BROTHER.....

ek baar aania ji aur D@y bhai ko 3 bom mile.
woh donu, teeno bom police ko dene chale.....
raste mein aania ji ko kuch khayal aaya aur unho ne D@y bhai se poacha......
D@y agar ek(1) bom raste mein hi phoot gaya tu??????"
us per D@y bhai ne kaha "tu hum police se kehdenge ke humein do(2) hi bom mile the....."

:wk :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol itsh sho cute.... :khi::lpop:

[ummid]

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:wk :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol itsh sho cute.... :khi::lpop:

you like it.....:)
D@y bhai ki baaton per mujhe bhi bauhat hansi aati hai...:lol
any way thak you..:phool:

[baykamal]

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Assalaam o alaikum
maiN aur khurram bhaee jahaz maiN safar farmaa rahay thay. achanak jahaz kharab hua aur jahaz k amlay nay ailaan kar dia k aap parashoot baandh k chhalaang laga daiN parashoot khulay ga neechay hamari gaaRiaaN aap ka intezaar kar rahi hoNgi. hamm dono nay b chhalaaNg laga di mera parashoot nahi khula. maiN nay khurram bhaee say kaha k jahaz walay jhooT bol rahay thay parashoot to khula nahi daikhna neehcay gaaRiaaN b nahi khaRi hoNgi Dedicated to aanchal aania daywalker withoutsoul masood & ummid
wassalaam
Raza Baykamal

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dear! my name is ummid
U M M I D .....

okay ji ummid :tauba

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This joke goessssssssss to baykamal :p

baykamal enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE

[ummid]

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now joke for aanchal ji.....

aanchal ji is buying a T.V., she asks salesman : "do you have color T.V.?"
salesman : "sure!"
aanchal ji : "give me a green one, plz!"

[Withoutsoul]

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UMMID PER JOKE FIT AAYA HAI

SUNAIN JEE...

UMMID NAY AIK PaPER PHOTOCOPY KARWAYA.... SHOPKEEPER NAI COPY KAR K DIA AUR POOCHA K DEKH LAIN RESULT THEEK HAI... TO INHON NAY PATA HAI KYA KIYA..... USS KO THOROUGLY PARH KAR KEHTI HAIN... SPELLING TO DONO K AIK JESAY HEE HAIN.....

:khi: :lol

[Aania]

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dedicating to withoutsoul.... :lol

Our friendship is ideal,
You are happy, I'm happy,
You sad, I sad, you cry, I cry,
You laugh, I laugh

jump out of tha window
I look down and again I laugh.



koz u ke paas to soul hi nahen hai... u ko girney se thorri na kuch ho jaye gaa.... :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Withoutsoul]

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......... I KNOW AISA HEE HONA THAA..........
ZABT TOOT RAHA HAI......