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[ummid]

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apun ke raaj mein sorry bolney ka nahen
boley to.... thnx kehney ka bhi kabhi nahen... :lol

Fashion + Make-up = Ummid
Parties - Kitchen= Ummid
Food+ Juices= Ummid...

yes+ no = Ummid
60s' + 2006' = ummid

Black+Red= Ummid.... :lpop:

chanda mamaa so gaye sooraj chachoo jaagey...

agar hum kahe aano ke hume yeh calculation sumjh nahi aaya tu plz aap hum per hansiye ga mat....
hume yeh maths waqai sumjh nahi aaya...:cc:

[Withoutsoul]

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Ummid ko unn ki teacher nay kaha.... keh COW per essay likh kar lao...to yeh next day baghiar homework kiye chali gae... teacher nay ghussa sai kaha homework kyoun nahi kiya to bari masomiat sai boli.... Miss woh mai nay cow per likha lekin woh to chali hee gae..... :khi: :lol
abb teacher ko ghussa aa gya.... uss nay kaha Aqal bari k bhains.... to iss per ummid nay jo bongi maari woh to dekhain... kehti hain..... "Miss pehlay dono ki date of birth to bataen...." :khi: :lol :khi:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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joke for aania and khalil.......

aania and khalil had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that

they could notdifferenciate between the two horses.So,one day aania

cuts the left ear of her horse, so that it is easy to know that it is her

horse.While doing so,an enemy of aania looks at her.This enemy also

cuts the left ear of kahlil. By doing so aania and khalil come in

confusion to differenciate. So, next thing aania keeps on cutting her

horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .And

the enemy also kept on doing so with khalil's horse. At last aania's

horse had no legs left and khalil's horse was with one leg only .The

enemy also went and cut khalil's horse one leg. So, in the morning it

was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier horses.So, after

thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - aania said - O.K You

keep the "black" one and i will keep the "white".:lol

:tauba :tauba :tauba :tauba :tauba :tauba :tauba :tauba

[ummid]

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Read this biography of KHALIL"......................

When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.:lol
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.:lol
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.:lol
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.:lol
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.:lol
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.:kr:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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Umiid k liy

OFFICER: WAT IS UR NAME?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: UR FATHER NAME?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL, SIR
OFFICER: UR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PUR, SIR
OFFICER: WAT IS UR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: (angrily) WAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS SIR
OFFICER: WHY DO U NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: AND WAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM , SIR
OFFICER: DESCRIBE UR PERSONALITY?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: XPLAIN UR SELF CLEARLY!
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR.
OFFICER: DISCUSSION IS OVER, YOU MAY GO NOW.
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT, NOW?
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE......?
OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNISHED

[Muhammad Khalil]

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Read this biography of KHALIL"......................

When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.:lol
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.:lol
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.:lol
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.:lol
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.:lol
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.:kr:

:tomato: :tomato: :tomato:
aap k liy b hay read ker lain oper

[ummid]

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Umiid k liy

OFFICER: WAT IS UR NAME?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: UR FATHER NAME?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL, SIR
OFFICER: UR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PUR, SIR
OFFICER: WAT IS UR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: (angrily) WAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS SIR
OFFICER: WHY DO U NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: AND WAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM , SIR
OFFICER: DESCRIBE UR PERSONALITY?
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: XPLAIN UR SELF CLEARLY!
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR.
OFFICER: DISCUSSION IS OVER, YOU MAY GO NOW.
CANDIDATE: MP, SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT, NOW?
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE......?
OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNISHED

MP :tomato: :tomato: :tomato:
nice, bauhat hansi aa rahi hai hume....:lol :lol :lol
keep on sharing.

[ummid]

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now joke on you khalil...
Once khalil ji goes to see "Jurassic Park" and when the "Dinosaurs" start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon khalil, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; khalil replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".:lol

[Withoutsoul]

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HAWWWWWWWWWWW
YEH JOKE TO ALREADY LAGA HOWA HAI... NEW JOKE MAARAIN...

[Muhammad Khalil]

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now joke on you khalil...
Once khalil ji goes to see "Jurassic Park" and when the "Dinosaurs" start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon khalil, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; khalil replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".:lol

:tauba

[ummid]

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HAWWWWWWWWWWW
YEH JOKE TO ALREADY LAGA HOWA HAI... NEW JOKE MAARAIN...

again sorry!!!:tomato:

[ummid]

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again joke on Khalil...

One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly

deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came

back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway

station the driver was caught : driver was khalil . He was questioned .

He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was

not moving from there even after lots of honks etc . Then authorities

questioned : khalil ji are you mad! just to save the life of one person

you put the lives of so many passengers in danger. You should have

run over that person . khalil said : Exactly, that is what I also decided,

but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very

close.:lol

(sorry hum kya kare humare above aap hi hote ho isi liye her bar hume aap ki taraf joke dedicate karna padta hai....
plz don't feel bad...)

[*Hala*]

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4 umeed ji :lol

TEACHER: Why are you late, umeed?
umeed: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
umeed: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go slow."

[Muhammad Khalil]

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again joke on Khalil...

One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly

deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came

back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway

station the driver was caught : driver was khalil . He was questioned .

He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was

not moving from there even after lots of honks etc . Then authorities

questioned : khalil ji are you mad! just to save the life of one person

you put the lives of so many passengers in danger. You should have

run over that person . khalil said : Exactly, that is what I also decided,

but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very

close.:lol

(sorry hum kya kare humare above aap hi hote ho isi liye her bar hume aap ki taraf joke dedicate karna padta hai....
plz don't feel bad...)

:phool: :kr: no i m happy..
khush rehna to meri fitrat main shamil hay :masha

[ummid]

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:phool: :kr: no i m happy..
khush rehna to meri fitrat main shamil hay :masha

chaliye tu phir ek aur joke aap ke liye....

Once khalil ji was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, "are you fool?? ghanti nahi maar sakte
the??"
On that khalil replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab kya
ghanti alag se maroon??!!!':lol