MazahiYa Shairi...!

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!


Dosti karo collegwali se,
pyar karo officewali se,
program karo padoswali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao gharwali se
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!
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aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??
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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai


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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!


humnasheen kehta hai kuch perwa nahi mazhab gaya
main yeh kehta hoon bhai yeh gaya to sab gaya

hai aqeedon ka asar ikhlak e insan per zeroor
iss jagha kia chees ho gi woh asar jab dab gaya

pait mein khanna zaban per kuch masail natamam
qom ke mani gaye or rooh ka matlab gaya

itehade manvi(haqeeqi itehad) in mein braynam hai
dekhte ho ik groh(group)ik rah hoker kab gaya

ham yehi kehte hain sahab soch lo anjam e kar
doosra phir kia thikana hai agar mazhab gaya

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!


Kiun chelti hai pawan...Varrying pressure zone formation.
Kiun jhoome hai gagan...Because of earth's revolution.
Kiun machalta hai mann...Because of problem in respiration.
Naa tum jaano naa hum...But I just gave all the reasons.
Kiun aati hai bahaar...Because of change in season.
Kiun lut_ta hai qarar...Suffering from mental tension.
Kiun hota hai pyar...Because of opposite's attraction.
Naa tum jaano naa hum...Seems u did'nt pay enough attention.
Kiun gum hai har disha...Because u have a poor sense of direction.
Kiun hota hai nasha...Because of drug addiction.

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!


Computer Programming Song...!

#Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

#Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai

#Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.

#Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.

#Goto

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

#Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.

#The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.


#From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.



#Untrackable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

#Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

#And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.

#Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

#Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

#Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba


AND SOME FILMS

#ESC :NO DO GYARA
#F1 :GUIDE
#UNDO :AA AB LAUT CHALE
#SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS :BUDHA MIL GAYA
#SOFTWARE & HARDWARE :EK DUJE KE LIYE
#CNTR+ALT+DEL :AAKHARI RASTA
#HARD DISK & FLOPPY :GHARWALI BAHERWALI
#RAM :KORA KAGAZ
#C++ & C :BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Shikast Moat Ne Khaaye Hai Aaj Phele Baar
Khuda Ke FazaL Se Neeche Dakha Diya Ham Ne
PALAT GAYA AAKE BAALEE'N SE MALAK-UL-MOAT
BAJAYE NAAM KE TAKHALLUS BATA DIYA HAM NE

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

MEHBOOB MERA KALA HAI FARISHTOO'N KI BHOOL SE
WO TIL BANA ARHEY THEY KE DAWAAT GIR GAYI

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Aik safai kernay wali sar per koradan rakhay haath mein jhardo pakray ja rahi usper ashiq ho ker chacha ghalib nay ye kaha ... Nana say suna yeh

Sar Per FALAK Haath Mein DUMDAR SITARA
Dekho To Kis Shan Say Ata Hai Mehboob Hamara

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

aik Ganja Doosrey Ganjey Se Farmaaney Laga
Bhai ! Apney Saath Qudrat Ne Kari Achhi Nahi
Hain To Ham Bezulf , Rishtey Magar Ham Zulf Ke Hain
Itni Bhi Ik Doosrey Ki Ham Sari Achhi Nahi

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

KHUSH NA HO IOTNA AGAR , YEH TERI BARAAT HAI
JAAN JAYE GA TU JALDI KYA TERI AOQAAT HAI
AZDWAAJI ZINDGAANI KI HAQEEQAT HAM SE POOCH
"CHAAR DIN KI CHANDNI AUR PHIR ANDHERI RAAT HAI"

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

:kr::thmbup:

[hayaa_n]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Main Bhi Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai
:lol
Wrong Nahin Right Hai
Love Two Side Hai
Without You My Zindagi
Black And White Hai
:lol

I Bhi To Jaanu
Tere Liye Mad Hai
You Na Ho Front Mein
To Full Day Bad Hai
:lol
Main Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai
:lol
With You Mere
Chehre Pe Shine Hai
Along With Tere
Meri Life Design Hai
:lol
Every Thing Anything
Tere Liye Kar Doon
Bas Mere Love Ki
Yahi Dead Line Hai
:lol
Main Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai
:lol
Hai Main Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai
:lol:lol

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

bhot ache hayaa :p

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!


Aik Hamarey Dost Hain Moalana Hain
ham ne Unn ki Paarsaayi Dekh li
Foto Ik Taaweez mein rakhtey Hain
"jab Zara Gardan jhukaati Dekh li"

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Pani Aaney Ki Baat Kartey Ho
Dil Jalaney Ki Baat Kartey Ho
Ham Ne 6 Din Se Munh Nahi Dhoya
Tum Nahaney Ki Baat Kartey Ho

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

ChanD RaaT Kp BeGuM Ne KaHa , BaZaaR Jaaiye
AuR Le Aaiye Iss Print Ke Saath Ka Print
Bazaar Kya Gaye Ke "PRINTOO'N" Main Kho Gaye
Chehrey Pe Le Ke Aa Gaye Ik Haath Ka Print