MazahiYa Shairi...!

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Newspaper Main Yeh Akser Ishtihaar Aata Raha

Jis Ko Dekh Dekh Ker Dil Sub Ka Lulchata Raha

Ik Haseena Bholi Bhali Dilnasheen-O-Mahjabeen

Lumbi Zulfain Chushm Aaho Gora Rung Chehra Hasee'n

U.S.A. Main Hai Skoonat Kaar Bhi Rukhti Hai Woh

Saath Us Kay Ek Green Card Bhi Rukhti Hai Woh

Bus Isi Ek Baat Ney Mujhko Deewana Ker Diya

Apna Bio-Data Photo Bhi Rawana Ker Diya

Baat Pukki Ho Gayi Aur Phone Per Nikah Huwa

U.S.A. Behjain Gay Tumko Humse Yeh Wadaa Huwa

Seat Phir Comfirm Huwi Aur Main U.S.A. Aa Gayaa

Merey Istukbaal Ko Brother-In-Law Aa Gaya

Saath Us Key Thi Meri Woh Shreekey Hayaat

Lung Kha Yuk Chul Rahi Thi Leg Main Thi Koi Baat

Yeh Soch Yuk Main Chup Raha Rukhti To Hai Bungla-O-Car

Ek Din Bun Jaye Gaa Phir Apna Bhi Green Card

Gher Main Pohuncha Na Wahaan Tha Koi Bungla Shaandaar

Daidh Kumroon Ka Woh Ghar Tha, Na Kitchen Tha Shaandaar

Dekh Ker Us Ghar Ki Haalat Dil Mera Ghubraa Gaya

Meri Wife Khush Thi Ke Servant To Gher Aa Gaya

Dusrey Din Phir Mugh Per Raaz Aysa Khul Gaya

Nukli Zulfoon Ka Joodha Raat Main Jub Khul Gaya

Chushm Aaho Ki Terhaan Thin Aankhain Bus Naam Ki

Ek Thi Musnuyi Shayad Ek Thi Bus Naam Ki

Phir Bhi Mian Khamosh Tha Dil Main Yehi Ek Aas Thi

Main Citizen Bun Hi Jaon Dollaroon Ki Pyaas Thi

Baad Main Shamut Jo Aayi Subha Ho Yaa Shaam Ho

Night Main Wife Ki Khidmut Subha Gher Ka Kaam

Is Per Bhi Ilzaam Husband Kaam Kyun Kertey Nahin

Na Bed Tea Dayte Ho Tum Good Morning Kertey Nahin

Itni Zillut Jo Uthayi Dil Mera Ghebraa Gaya

Main U.S.A. Chodh Ker Apney Watun Main Aa Gaya

Ab Jub Kabhi Akhbaar Main Yeh Ishtihaar Aata Hai Raha

Bay Saakhta Main Yaaroon Ko Akser Yeh Sumjhata Raha

Yeh Khawaab Green Card Bhi Jhunjaal Hai Ek Jaal Hai

Jo Dekhney Main Ek Dream Hai Sumjho To Ek Wabaal Hai

Ghaazi Teri Is Baat Main Wazzun Hai Istudlaal Hai

Logoon Ko Ger Sumjha Sukka To Yeh Tera Kamaal Hai

:lol:lol:lol:thmbup:

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

zaida danda na dikha me ko :slap:

acha ji :salam:

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

itni sharafat se maan gaye hairet hai :p

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Kash Mai Tairay Haseen DESKTOP Ka ICON Hota
Tu Baray Piyar Say Baray Chao Say Baray Maan Kai Sath
Mujh Ko Dihray Say DOUBLE CLICK Kiya Karte
Aur 98 WIN Kai COOL TASKBAR Per
Jab Kabhi Mujh Ko ADD Karlia Karte
Mai Tairay Ahasaan Talay Dab Sa Jata
Jab Kabhi Moond Mai Aker Aisay He Mujh SELECT Kiya Kerti
Mai Tairay CLICK Ki Waja Say Nila Sa Hoja Ta
Jab Bhi To MAire PROPERTIES Daykha Karti
Mai Ek WINDOW Kai Saharay Tujh Say Kae Batain Karta
Taire Zulfoo Ko Tairay Charay Ko Takrata Rahta
Agar To Bhi Mujh RECYCLE BIN Main Dal layti
Mai Apni Baychari Kismat Per Ansoo Bahata
Mai Tairay DESKTOP Per DRAG Ho ta Rahta
Kabhi LINE UP Kabhi AUTO ARRANGE Hota Rahta
Kuch Nahi To RECYCLE BIN Ka He ICON Hota Rahta
KASH Mai Tairay Haseen DESKTOP Ka ICON Hota

[Spy009]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

US ka sapna aur green card wala achha hai...

Thanks naz for sharing

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

sukur hia pasand aya app ko :hehe

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Doobtay ko tinkay ka sahara chahiay
Shadi kay liay bus amman ka ishara chahiay

Hazaar nuqs nikalti hay larki kay chehray main
Koi un say poocho! Kya sitara chahiay?

Char suitoon say baat naheen banay gi
Saath main aik khatara chahiay!

Bohot samjhaya keh larki hay yehi behtar
Mujhay bhee to gunahoon ka kuffara chahiay

Amman kehti hay, lagao kya mole lagatay ho?
Aur lay jaao agar larka hamara chahiya

Har rate main miltay hain, kahiay kya lijiay ga?
Doolha shadi shuda ya kunwara chahiay?

Payment kar kay kal ko tum bhee keh sako gay
Ab to humain damaad hamara saara chahiay

Tum bhee sun lo larki waloo yeh daastaan!
Phir na kehna humain interview dobarah chahiay!

Ab to rah guzar main aa kay par gaya hoon
Lay chalo jis ko yeh baychara chahiay!

Kyoon dikhai larki waloon ko itni sharafat Faisal?
Woh kehtay hain keh humain larka thora aawara chahiay!

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!



Bari muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai

Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye

Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi

To Yaaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi

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Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Har rate main miltay hain, kahiay kya lijiay ga?
Doolha shadi shuda ya kunwara chahiay?

:khi: :khi: Dulha ya Dulhan

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

dulha ki baat hoing :p

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Bohat hee khobsurat nazm ka aghaz kerte hain
Yeh larke kion apna waqt berbaad kerte hain

Zara samjha kero hum ko, zara alfaaz wapis lo
Kay sharif zaadey kahan, kab, aisi baat kartay hain

Kissi se “luv u” kehte hain kissi se “hug u” kehte hain
Yeh jo aap kerte hain who kia khak kerte hain??

Mobile de ke larkion ko inspire kerte hain
Maa baap ke paisoon ka khana kharab kerte hain

Bohat pur-josh rehte hain bohat si baatein kerte hain
Mager matlub ki baatoon ko huns ke taala kerte hain

Deen ki baatoon ko khud pe na kabhi sawar kartay hain
Aur kuch mane ya na mane girlfriends hamesha chaar rakhtay hain

Nahin ager aap ki niyat mein koi futoor
toW larkion ke face mein kia talaash kerte hain???

Kahain tu hard disk bhar doon inn pe likh ker
Chalein chorein aaj hum inn ko maaf kerte hain.....

[Spy009]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Ladkon ke khilaf lagta hai aapne tahreek chalayi,

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

yeh tu abhi kum hia :p

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

itni sharafat se maan gaye hairet hai :p

sharif jo hon mai

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Kash Mai Tairay Haseen DESKTOP Ka ICON Hota
Tu Baray Piyar Say Baray Chao Say Baray Maan Kai Sath
Mujh Ko Dihray Say DOUBLE CLICK Kiya Karte
Aur 98 WIN Kai COOL TASKBAR Per
Jab Kabhi Mujh Ko ADD Karlia Karte
Mai Tairay Ahasaan Talay Dab Sa Jata
Jab Kabhi Moond Mai Aker Aisay He Mujh SELECT Kiya Kerti
Mai Tairay CLICK Ki Waja Say Nila Sa Hoja Ta
Jab Bhi To MAire PROPERTIES Daykha Karti
Mai Ek WINDOW Kai Saharay Tujh Say Kae Batain Karta
Taire Zulfoo Ko Tairay Charay Ko Takrata Rahta
Agar To Bhi Mujh RECYCLE BIN Main Dal layti
Mai Apni Baychari Kismat Per Ansoo Bahata
Mai Tairay DESKTOP Per DRAG Ho ta Rahta
Kabhi LINE UP Kabhi AUTO ARRANGE Hota Rahta
Kuch Nahi To RECYCLE BIN Ka He ICON Hota Rahta
KASH Mai Tairay Haseen DESKTOP Ka ICON Hota

:kr::kr: