MazahiYa Shairi...!

[naz]

AsaLaMu ALaikum :rose


Main jo bhi Mazahiya Shairi post karongi ..wo is he thread main karongi :p aik jaga sara khazana :p

theet hai :eye:

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

chupke chupke raat din us ka bartan manjwaana yaad hai,
hum ko ab tak kaprrey dhoney ka woh zamaana yaad hai.


dopeher ki dhoop main kaprrey sukhaaney ke liye,
woh mera khothey pe nangey paon jana yaad hai.


aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping,
woh mera meri biwi se ATM card chhupaana yaad hai.


saas sasur ki dosto ab kiya sunaun dastaan,
sasuraal na jaaney ka mujhai har ik bahaana yaad hai.


dayr say anna howa ghar main jab bhee
woh mera danton taley illaichi chabaana yaad hai. {buree adat cigrate noshiki}


dekh liya jab bhi kabhi raastey main kissi prosan ko,
biwi ke ghussey ko dekh kar mera tarthraana yaad hai.


waqt-e-rukhsat office ab bhi yaad aata hai mujhai,
biwi ke purse se car ki chaabi churaana yaad hai.


secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar dair sey aana,
biwi ka ghussey se darwaaza na kholna yaad hai.


jab kabhi ittifaqan tawwey pe roti jal janey par,
woh mera tere belan se sir phorrwana yaad hai.


jub kabhi tujh se teri umar poochney per woh tera dupattey main
sharmaana aur 34 ko 24 batatey hue muskuraana yaad hai.


apni umar chhupaney ke liye woh tera munney ko peetna
aur tujhe 'mummy' nahi 'baaji' bulaney ko kehna yaad hai.


haftey baad hi munh utha kar maihkey chaley jaana tera
aur mera ghar main jhaarru pocha lagana yaad hai.


kheench lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafatan
aur tera beauty parlor pe woh paisey urraana yaad hai.

yaad hai beghum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhai peetna
aur baad peetney ke tera woh marham lagaaana yaad hai.


aey din saley saliyon ka aana ghar pe mere,
woh tera un ke saamney mujhai murgha banaana yaad hai.


shukar hai - E parrhney waley - teri shaadi nahi hui abhi
shaadi shuda yaaron ka woh rona rulaana yaad hai !!!

[Spy009]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Yeh to bahut purana hai...yehin Pegham pe padha tha...Shaikh sahab post kiye thay:zuban:

[Spy009]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Chaliye dusra post karen jaldi se....

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

haan tu sara purana he hoga :p naya kha se aye :p

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

chupke chupke raat din us ka bartan manjwaana yaad hai,
hum ko ab tak kaprrey dhoney ka woh zamaana yaad hai.


dopeher ki dhoop main kaprrey sukhaaney ke liye,
woh mera khothey pe nangey paon jana yaad hai.


aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping,
woh mera meri biwi se ATM card chhupaana yaad hai.


saas sasur ki dosto ab kiya sunaun dastaan,
sasuraal na jaaney ka mujhai har ik bahaana yaad hai.


dayr say anna howa ghar main jab bhee
woh mera danton taley illaichi chabaana yaad hai. {buree adat cigrate noshiki}


dekh liya jab bhi kabhi raastey main kissi prosan ko,
biwi ke ghussey ko dekh kar mera tarthraana yaad hai.


waqt-e-rukhsat office ab bhi yaad aata hai mujhai,
biwi ke purse se car ki chaabi churaana yaad hai.


secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar dair sey aana,
biwi ka ghussey se darwaaza na kholna yaad hai.


jab kabhi ittifaqan tawwey pe roti jal janey par,
woh mera tere belan se sir phorrwana yaad hai.


jub kabhi tujh se teri umar poochney per woh tera dupattey main
sharmaana aur 34 ko 24 batatey hue muskuraana yaad hai.


apni umar chhupaney ke liye woh tera munney ko peetna
aur tujhe 'mummy' nahi 'baaji' bulaney ko kehna yaad hai.


haftey baad hi munh utha kar maihkey chaley jaana tera
aur mera ghar main jhaarru pocha lagana yaad hai.


kheench lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafatan
aur tera beauty parlor pe woh paisey urraana yaad hai.

yaad hai beghum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhai peetna
aur baad peetney ke tera woh marham lagaaana yaad hai.


aey din saley saliyon ka aana ghar pe mere,
woh tera un ke saamney mujhai murgha banaana yaad hai.


shukar hai - E parrhney waley - teri shaadi nahi hui abhi
shaadi shuda yaaron ka woh rona rulaana yaad hai !!!

:kr::kr:

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

haan tu sara purana he hoga :p naya kha se aye :p

apni laga dona :zuban:

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

u ki na lagadon :p

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

u ki na lagadon :p

meki tu hai hi nahi

[Yaaram]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Naz hahahah bohat umdah :D:

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

meki tu hai hi nahi

nahi hai tu bana dete hian :D:

[sheem]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

nahi hai tu bana dete hian :D:

kiya matlab hai

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

Naz hahahah bohat umdah :D:

thanks Uncle :p

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!




Newspaper Main Yeh Akser Ishtihaar Aata Raha

Jis Ko Dekh Dekh Ker Dil Sub Ka Lulchata Raha

Ik Haseena Bholi Bhali Dilnasheen-O-Mahjabeen

Lumbi Zulfain Chushm Aaho Gora Rung Chehra Hasee'n

U.S.A. Main Hai Skoonat Kaar Bhi Rukhti Hai Woh

Saath Us Kay Ek Green Card Bhi Rukhti Hai Woh

Bus Isi Ek Baat Ney Mujhko Deewana Ker Diya

Apna Bio-Data Photo Bhi Rawana Ker Diya

Baat Pukki Ho Gayi Aur Phone Per Nikah Huwa

U.S.A. Behjain Gay Tumko Humse Yeh Wadaa Huwa

Seat Phir Comfirm Huwi Aur Main U.S.A. Aa Gayaa

Merey Istukbaal Ko Brother-In-Law Aa Gaya

Saath Us Key Thi Meri Woh Shreekey Hayaat

Lung Kha Yuk Chul Rahi Thi Leg Main Thi Koi Baat

Yeh Soch Yuk Main Chup Raha Rukhti To Hai Bungla-O-Car

Ek Din Bun Jaye Gaa Phir Apna Bhi Green Card

Gher Main Pohuncha Na Wahaan Tha Koi Bungla Shaandaar

Daidh Kumroon Ka Woh Ghar Tha, Na Kitchen Tha Shaandaar

Dekh Ker Us Ghar Ki Haalat Dil Mera Ghubraa Gaya

Meri Wife Khush Thi Ke Servant To Gher Aa Gaya

Dusrey Din Phir Mugh Per Raaz Aysa Khul Gaya

Nukli Zulfoon Ka Joodha Raat Main Jub Khul Gaya

Chushm Aaho Ki Terhaan Thin Aankhain Bus Naam Ki

Ek Thi Musnuyi Shayad Ek Thi Bus Naam Ki

Phir Bhi Mian Khamosh Tha Dil Main Yehi Ek Aas Thi

Main Citizen Bun Hi Jaon Dollaroon Ki Pyaas Thi

Baad Main Shamut Jo Aayi Subha Ho Yaa Shaam Ho

Night Main Wife Ki Khidmut Subha Gher Ka Kaam

Is Per Bhi Ilzaam Husband Kaam Kyun Kertey Nahin

Na Bed Tea Dayte Ho Tum Good Morning Kertey Nahin

Itni Zillut Jo Uthayi Dil Mera Ghebraa Gaya

Main U.S.A. Chodh Ker Apney Watun Main Aa Gaya

Ab Jub Kabhi Akhbaar Main Yeh Ishtihaar Aata Hai Raha

Bay Saakhta Main Yaaroon Ko Akser Yeh Sumjhata Raha

Yeh Khawaab Green Card Bhi Jhunjaal Hai Ek Jaal Hai

Jo Dekhney Main Ek Dream Hai Sumjho To Ek Wabaal Hai

Ghaazi Teri Is Baat Main Wazzun Hai Istudlaal Hai

Logoon Ko Ger Sumjha Sukka To Yeh Tera Kamaal Hai

[naz]

Re: MazahiYa Shairi...!

kiya matlab hai

zaida danda na dikha me ko :slap: