pocket money

[fari]

Re: pocket money

Tum meri nakal marti ho
You beat my copy :hathora

tumhay tu nahi mara tha na

[SherAli]

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mere jaisa chor to koi thaa hii nahiiN aur na hai PG par koi aur na hii koii hogaa...so, i WIN hahaha

[musaddaq]

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Sharam nahi aati aisi baatein share kerte huay, kisi sciencedan ne kia khoob kaha he tere liye

Chand Tasaveer'e'bUtaan aur Haseenon ke khatooot
Bad az marnay ke tere ghar se yeh saman bramad ho ga

zindagi main pehla sher kaha or woh bhi ghalat,

[shahid_naman]

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zindagi main pehla sher kaha or woh bhi ghalat,

chalaan kush too kaha na :) asy he insan girty parta kabi na kabi sambal he jata ha:khi:

[musaddaq]

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zara bhabhi ko phone daina unko bhi pata chalay372-haha kitnay kalay ho 372-hahamera matlab ha daal ma kitna kala ha:khi:

tumhain dunia mian ek apna hi rang kion yaad hia buss, dunia mian or bhi color hain,

u isi hasrat se mar jao gay me ko lagta ha 372-shockkiun kah meray such u ko jhoot lagtay hain372-hahakiun kah woh tumharay khilaf hotay hain

sach kissi keh bhi khilaaf ho accepable hota hia churail, per sach bolo to sahi,

tumhari jasi harkatian hain372-shockTum ko tu wasay hi AstaghfirALLAh kahna chaiya
tumhari jasi nahi ho jo semister ma supplies lao ALLAH ka shukar ha har bar bagir parhay pas ho jati ho372-haha

zahir hai her jagah to bootian chhupa keh le keh jati ho, to mehnat kion kero gi, kabhi mehnat se bhi pass hona, dekhna kaise dili sukoon milla ga, werna aise hi sookhi shokhian maarti raho gi:tasali:

[musaddaq]

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:blush::lpop:

awwww roza toot gaya

woh kon sa rakhti hia, jo toot gaya:tasali:

[shahid_naman]

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woh kon sa rakhti hia, jo toot gaya:tasali:

app ko ketni baar kaha ha yahaan such bolna mana ha

[musaddaq]

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ya tu simily nay roza tora ha 372-shock
mai tu asi larki hi nhi jo lollypop khay:embarasse

pehle to tumhare larki hone pe behas ho gi, yeh aise waisi ki baat to baad main aaye gi na:kr:

[musaddaq]

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waisi bhi is umar me lolly pop khate huwe acha lage ga...372-haha
is umar me to safoof khaya jata he372-haha

tum hi khatayhogay safoof

mai tu abhi choti bachi ho ammi kahti ha chotay bachay loly pop nhi khatay is se danto ma keeray par jatay hain372-shock

or jo tumhare ser mian or demagh main keerra parre hau hain, un keh liya ammi kya kehti hain:kr:, or jitni tumhari age hai ab daant ki batain na kiya karo, , tumhara ziker to BC ki books main bhi aata hai keh tum tab bhi ek museebat hi thin or aaj bhi372-haha

[musaddaq]

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app ko ketni baar kaha ha yahaan such bolna mana ha

yaar ma tumhari tarah ek sacha banda hoon, or jhoot to mujh s ebola hi nahi jata:khi:

[musaddaq]

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chalaan kush too kaha na :) asy he insan girty parta kabi na kabi sambal he jata ha:khi:

yeh woh haddi nahi hai jo sanbhal jae, :khi:

[shahid_naman]

Re: pocket money

yaar ma tumhari tarah ek sacha banda hoon, or jhoot to mujh s ebola hi nahi jata:khi:

muja pata ha app jhoot bolty nahi ho marty ho:khi:

jasy kahta haan punjabi ma choot ma maar 372-haha wo wala372-haha

[shahid_naman]

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yeh woh haddi nahi hai jo sanbhal jae, :khi:

app ko gulat family ho gai ha un ka bary ma app esy theak kar lo:khi:

[musaddaq]

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app ko gulat family ho gai ha un ka bary ma app esy theak kar lo:khi:

yaar ghalat fehmi pehle thi, ab to confirm hua hoon:khi:

[fari]

Re: pocket money

tumhain dunia mian ek apna hi rang kion yaad hia buss, dunia mian or bhi color hain,

sach kissi keh bhi khilaaf ho accepable hota hia churail, per sach bolo to sahi,

zahir hai her jagah to bootian chhupa keh le keh jati ho, to mehnat kion kero gi, kabhi mehnat se bhi pass hona, dekhna kaise dili sukoon milla ga, werna aise hi sookhi shokhian maarti raho gi:tasali:

tumhara rung jasa ha wasi hi tumhari baatian hainkalay kaway ki tarhan kaien kaaeiyn na karo bhabhi agai tu chonch tor dain gi u ki:tasali:aur phir u ko bhi sakoon ajana ha sari zindagi ka:kr:

woh kon sa rakhti hia, jo toot gaya:tasali:

tumnay apnay jasa samjha ha mujhay motaayu se tu do min bhooka nahi raha jata u jasi makhloq per tu farz hi nahi rozay372-hahahum insaano per ha is liya hum rozay bhi rakhty hian aur tortay bhinahi hateddyper tumhay kiya maloom tum koi insaan thori ho

pehle to tumhare larki hone pe behas ho gi, yeh aise waisi ki baat to baad main aaye gi na:kr:

tum samjhtay ho larkiyan sirf u jasi ho sakti hain372-haha

or jo tumhare ser mian or demagh main keerra parre hau hain, un keh liya ammi kya kehti hain:kr:, or jitni tumhari age hai ab daant ki batain na kiya karo, , tumhara ziker to BC ki books main bhi aata hai keh tum tab bhi ek museebat hi thin or aaj bhi372-haha

tum jasay keeray ka aur mera dor dor tak koi taluk nahi dunia jab bani tu pehlay keeray u hi thay jes se dunia ab tak jaan nahi chorwa sakti

yaar ma tumhari tarah ek sacha banda hoon, or jhoot to mujh s ebola hi nahi jata:khi:

type jo kar latay ho jhoot bolnay ki zarort nahi parti