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  • Re: 'Express yourself'

    Originally posted by Masood View Post
    woh uncle nahin woh tumhara sar hai :slap:
    :slap::slap::slap::slap::slap::slap:

    ye is slap ka jawab hay jo aap any humaree jaanu se bhna ko mara
    nxt time khyal rakhieey ga:na: nahin to
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    • Re: 'Express yourself'

      Originally posted by Eshaa Chaudhry View Post
      :slap::slap::slap::slap::slap::slap:

      ye is slap ka jawab hay jo aap any humaree jaanu se bhna ko mara
      nxt time khyal rakhieey ga:na: nahin to

      Uncle ko pphanti par gai uncle ko phanti par gai:khi:
      ummid ha uncle ap kay dose poray hogay hongay .........:kr:

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      • Re: 'Express yourself'

        Originally posted by Eshaa Chaudhry View Post
        :slap::slap::slap::slap::slap::slap:

        ye is slap ka jawab hay jo aap any humaree jaanu se bhna ko mara
        nxt time khyal rakhieey ga:na: nahin to
        :comfort: itna ghussa nahin kartey - kahin aisa na ho keh aap key is thappar mein apney hi haath ka kabarra ho jaey
        tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
        tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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        • Re: 'Express yourself'

          Originally posted by *Fari* View Post
          Uncle ko pphanti par gai uncle ko phanti par gai:khi:
          ummid ha uncle ap kay dose poray hogay hongay .........:kr:
          tum to aisey kar rahi ho jaisey tumhein khoii hui naani mil gaii hai :lol waisey yeh pyar ki elamat hai keh bibi hamein chhuey bin nahin rah sakti :p
          tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
          tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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          • Re: 'Express yourself'

            Originally posted by Masood View Post
            :comfort: itna ghussa nahin kartey - kahin aisa na ho keh aap key is thappar mein apney hi haath ka kabarra ho jaey

            de ap ko gloves pahan kar thapar marti ha woh khabi gloves kay bagir ap ko mar kar apnay hath nahi ganday karen gi :na:

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            • Re: 'Express yourself'

              Originally posted by Masood View Post
              :comfort: itna ghussa nahin kartey - kahin aisa na ho keh aap key is thappar mein apney hi haath ka kabarra ho jaey
              hum nay kab kiya ghussa:blush::blush:
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              • Re: 'Express yourself'

                Originally posted by Eshaa Chaudhry View Post
                hum nay kab kiya ghussa:blush::blush:
                abhi ghussa nahin kiya to yeh haal hai keh gaal ka naqsha bigarr diya hai agar ghussa hoti to kya karti?
                tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                • Re: 'Express yourself'

                  Originally posted by Masood View Post
                  tum to aisey kar rahi ho jaisey tumhein khoii hui naani mil gaii hai :lol waisey yeh pyar ki elamat hai keh bibi hamein chhuey bin nahin rah sakti :p
                  :a stick:inhee khushfehmiyon nay aap ka ye :budhu::budhu::budhu:haal ker diya hay :hathora
                  hum nay apko slap karany k baad antiseptic se haath wash kiey hain
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                  • Re: 'Express yourself'

                    Originally posted by Masood View Post
                    tum to aisey kar rahi ho jaisey tumhein khoii hui naani mil gaii hai :lol waisey yeh pyar ki elamat hai keh bibi hamein chhuey bin nahin rah sakti :p

                    :tomato:khush fahmi kay shikar uncle......meri naani tu nahi mili per ap ko mar khata dekh kar sakoon mil giya:eye:kafi dino se is waqt ka intazar kar rhi thi:khi:

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                    • Re: 'Express yourself'

                      Originally posted by Eshaa Chaudhry View Post
                      :a stick:inhee khushfehmiyon nay aap ka ye :budhu::budhu::budhu:haal ker diya hay :hathora
                      hum nay apko slap karany k baad antiseptic se haath wash kiey hain
                      antiseptic sey to aap daant bhi saaf karti ho gi, woh to aap key bnaey huwey khaney mein bhi hoti ho gi - mujhey chhuu ker to kuchh achha feel kiya ho ga
                      tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                      tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                      • Re: 'Express yourself'

                        Originally posted by Masood View Post
                        abhi ghussa nahin kiya to yeh haal hai keh gaal ka naqsha bigarr diya hai agar ghussa hoti to kya karti?
                        phir bas aap ki haddiyon ka surma banta :eye:aur to kuch nahin kertay hum :blush::blush::blush:
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                        • Re: 'Express yourself'

                          Originally posted by Masood View Post
                          antiseptic sey to aap daant bhi saaf karti ho gi, woh to aap key bnaey huwey khaney mein bhi hoti ho gi - mujhey chhuu ker to kuchh achha feel kiya ho ga
                          antiseptic aapk khanay mein hoti hogi ......kion k aap germs ki puriya hain:kr:
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                          • Re: 'Express yourself'

                            Originally posted by *Fari* View Post
                            :khi:nahinahi ap plz khud ko na phansi per latkaiya..............app tu such much khudkashi halal samjhnay lagay:tasali:

                            :lpop:bhaj do gi intazar farmiya:tasali:
                            Haan mein apnay haathon se tumhari khudkushi ko jaiz samajnay laga hoon, lagta he ke ub waqt aa gaya he ke zabardasti tumhari khudkushi kerwai jaye

                            Tum ne kul se barish bhi nahi baiji, tumhari khudkushi ke chances ub aur bhi berh gaye hein
                            :thmbup:

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                            • Re: 'Express yourself'

                              Originally posted by musaddaq View Post
                              :kr:
                              :fuming:

                              Originally posted by musaddaq View Post
                              Fariiiiiiii Khudara jaldi se barish Silakot bhaij do kahin yeh khud hi na aa jae, , aewen phir sara environment kharab ho jae ga lahore ka
                              Mere aanay se aaye
                              Mere janay se jaye
                              Lahore se Bahaaar
                              O mere yaara
                              :thmbup:

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                              • Re: 'Express yourself'

                                Originally posted by hamzad View Post
                                me yahin pegham par hi to pai jati hun ap yahin ticket bhej den:wk
                                Aap ne mujay sahi sahi jawaab nahi diya, Ub sooch raha hoon ke aap ko ticket baijnay ki bajaye aap ka Ticket he kaat doon aur wo bhi ouper ka
                                :thmbup:

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