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[fari]

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Gujjar kellay walay se: ya kella kaisay dia? Kellay wala: 1Rs Gujjar : 60 paisay ka deta ha? Kellay wala: 60 paisay ma tu sirf chilka milay ga....Gujjar: ya lay 40 paisay chilka rakh aur kela day:hehe:

[sarfraz_qamar]

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[Saira_abdul]

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:khi: nice joke

[Aania]

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To Kitty:
Kitty called Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Computer to turn on. After ensuring that the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse. :khi:

[enigma]

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aania ji k liye:eye:
aania-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
aania-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running? :khi:

[fari]

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Uncle Masood to Engima :Ajj maina do baaton ka irada kiya ha!

Engima: kiya?

Uncle Masood: Pehli baat! Ajj se ma kesi anjan larki se baat nahi karo ga!

Dosri baat : Ajj se kesi larki ko anjan nahi samjho ga:kr::kr::kr:

[Masood]

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Suneney mein aaya hai keh Fari Pari kanjoosiyon ki malkah hai, aik din Fari key ghar fari ki dost mehmaan aai, unki aapis mein guftgoo suniyey:

Fari: "aao aao tum kaisi ho? Kitney dino baad shakal dikhaii" :hug:
Dost: "Haan yaara bohat busy ho gaii thi"
Fari: "Achha batein to hoti rahein gi, yeh btao kya piyo gi? Doodh ya sharbat?":7u:
Dost: "Sharbat ley aao"
Fari: "Sharbat Surakh ho ya peela?"
Dost: "Surakh" :cc:
Fari: "Sharbat anar ka ho ya mixed-fruit ka?" :tomato:
Dost: "Mixed-fruit ka"
Fari: "Sharbat glass mein laoun ya can mein?"
Dost: "Glass mein" :cc:
Fari: "Glass sheeshey ka ho ya steel ka?"
Dost: "Sheeshey ka" :cc:
Fari: "Glass per phool baney hon ya sada ho?" :khi:
Dost "Tum rehney do mujhey piyas nahin, main chalti hoon" :tauba :tauba

[WASI ANJUM]

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son-papa 5+5 kitnay huay??

sardar-nalaiq tenoo te kuch v nahi pata..

son-nahi pata aap batao na?

sardar-hmm ja under se calculator la

[sarfraz_qamar]

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dost aap ki girlfriend ka phone aaya tha






keh rahi thi,







koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko,







bomb ka zamana hai urra do saale ko.

[arshii4u]

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main ne mind kab kia na.... :lol me ko to koi bura nahen lagta... n u know that...


chor=daywalker.... :lol :lpop:

yeah to sidha sidha aap pai hi gia

[sarfraz_qamar]

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doctor nai to hospital bekaar,
sugar nai to coffee bekaar,
love nai to life bekar,
moon nai to sky bekar,
aur tum nai to




ZOO bekar.

[arshii4u]

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Gujjar kellay walay se: ya kella kaisay dia? Kellay wala: 1Rs Gujjar : 60 paisay ka deta ha? Kellay wala: 60 paisay ma tu sirf chilka milay ga....Gujjar: ya lay 40 paisay chilka rakh aur kela day:hehe:

coooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll

[Muhammad Khalil]

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nice lateefa yaar

[soni kudi]

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1 urat doc k pass jati hai or kahti hai...
doc sahab mari beti ko jane kya ho gay ahai i ski ankhoen bahir agai hai ...
doc bola apa ki beti ko kuch nahi huwa bas is ki pooni dheeli kar doo..:khi:

[muneeb143]

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