aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

aray iss se bhi ziada zehreelay... aik dafa inhouN ne rawi mein kulli kerdi thi.... jab wo rawi ka pani darya-i-sindh mein aya.. aur darya-i-sindh ka pani karachi k samander mein gira.... tou Samander mein itna ta'affun phel gaya.... sahili ilaqouN ki samandari hayat khatum hogayee...

1 saal tak sea view public k liye bund ker kay samander k pani ko surf Excel se dhoya gaya... tab ja k sahi huwa...

mein iss k baray mein sub kuch janta hoon.... aakhir mera dushman hay ye. :a stick:

Yeh jhoot bool raha he ESHA...is ka sub se bara jhoot to yeh he ke Surf Excel Samanda ko dhoonay ke liye Design hi nahi kia gaya...pakra gaya na jhoot

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

ji bhi nahin ..ye hamaray bhai nahin ho saktay
huey bhi to hum goli se ura dein gay
aisay bhai ko:khi:

aik tou issko koi bhai bananay k layeq hi nahin samajhta...

mein teray dukh mein 50% ka partner hooN munday...

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Jo bhi he...Sundi ka lafz tuj pe sahi suit kerta he...lafz ke aitbaar se bhi aur sehat ke aitbaar se bhi :khi:

ya'ani aap nay maan liya k aap SUNDA tou hain hi hein..

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

iss baat se mujhay aur bhi farhat pohonchi..

ye farhat kaun ...aur aap tak kessay pohanchin :cc:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

:tauba aapto apni party k niklay.....
hum nahin maartay aapko....
bulkey isee khushi mein ye lijieey:phool:
wessay patakha ho jata to hum bhi dekhtay
aap phat-tay huey kesday lagtay hain:khi:

kia... iss ka matlab. ab iss ghareeb shayer ko koi fahat milnay ka imkaan nai..
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Chal dil meray chor ye pheray..



ye duniya jhooti loug luteray

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

hahahahhahahahaha


abay gadhay.... Esha nay tujhay munda sialkoty kehdiya...

hahahhahahahhaha

Moun bund ker...warna mera moun khul jaye ga :slap:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Bombay tu waise hi famous hai puri duniya mein....:)
hmmmmmmmm....
Bombay ki sub se mashhoor cheez "Bollywood" hai...
aur sharukh khan, salman khan, Hrithik Roshan...:thmbup:
aur Aishwariya ray...:thmbup:
Is ke allawa chupati ki pani puri aur bhel puri...:thmbup:
yahan tu Bolwood starz bhi aate hain paani puri khane...:thmbup:
aur aap sub ka fav. STAR PLUS, SONY,ZEE TV...:thmbup:
aur Ekta kapoor...:thmbup:
Tulsi, meeher, kamolika, Anurag, prerna, Ramola secun....:thmbup:
aur kya aap pehle in tareefon ko tu hazam kijye..:khi:
Baqi ka baad mein...

Aik larki nay bola kay usay Bombay zara bhi pasand nai...

mein nay poocha k kioN bhi..?

kehnay lagi.. Bombay bolnay se meri lipstick kharab ho jati hay.. :tauba

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

etelaa-an arz hai k shair kabhi ghareeb nahin hota
Ek aam insaan se ziyada Ehsasat ka maalik hota hai
jin ko lafzon mein dhaal k khiyalaat ki tarjumani kerta hai

acha... tou phir ameer shayer k dil ko sukoon mila hoga...

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

wo tou jab raat ko ye apni brothery ki meeting mein beithay ga... tab milaingi do lattiyaaN isay...

Achha to ye naik sa-aadat aap ko naseeb hoty hai....maaarnay ki:lol :lol

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

ye farhat kaun ...aur aap tak kessay pohanchin :cc:

Aray... farhat ka matlab.. sukoon na..

aisi baat agar koi iss gadhay sialkoty jaisa jaahil mutliq kehta tou samajh mein bhi ata.. aap nay bhi aisi baat ki.. jis se mein iss nateejay pe pohoncha kay munday kay saath aaj ki sirf 1/2 hour ki compnay nay aap per ye bura asar dala.. so be careful..

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Moun bund ker...warna mera moun khul jaye ga :slap:

yaar.. mooN kholnay se pehlay meri aakhri khuahish sun lay....


i need a Gas Mask..

[ummid]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Aik larki nay bola kay usay Bombay zara bhi pasand nai...

mein nay poocha k kioN bhi..?

kehnay lagi.. Bombay bolnay se meri lipstick kharab ho jati hay.. :tauba

tu us se kahiye Lipstic lagana chod de...
Bombay kehne se tu yun bhi honton per khushi ki surkhi aa hi jati hai...:)
waise shaid un muhtarma ke liye hi Bombay se Mumbai naam pad gaya..:tauba

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Achha to ye naik sa-aadat aap ko naseeb hoty hai....maaarnay ki:lol :lol

mujhay aisa kioN lag raha hay jaisay aap ki topouN Ka rukh badalta ja raha hay .. :na:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

tu us se kahiye Lipstic lagana chod de...
Bombay kehne se tu yun bhi honton per khushi ki surkhi aa hi jati hai...:)
waise shaid un muhtarma ke liye hi Bombay se Mumbai naam pad gaya..:tauba

lay.. wo meri kioN sunay gi.. :na:

Bombay achi jaga lagti hay waisay... kahan hay ye? :mm:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

kia... iss ka matlab. ab iss ghareeb shayer ko koi fahat milnay ka imkaan nai..
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Chal dil meray chor ye pheray..



ye duniya jhooti loug luteray

ye farhat hain kaun:tauba
wessay humnay sirf apni party k honay per unhein phool pesh kiey hain
baqi jang-o-jadal jaari hai:khi:
aur aap hamein jhoota keh rahay hain
sahi ka tha munda sialkoti nay
aapki baat na sunoon