aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Achha theek hai.... maan letay hain aapki baat k aap nay munda ko reply kiya tha :lpop:
Aur abb aap aa saktay hain canada aapko sara ontario dikhaenn gay hum
hum duaa kertay hain k aapka visa lag jaey :dua
phir sara ghoom ljieey ga canada..
aur jaa k munda sialkoti ko bataieey ga
ye jal k kawway se bhi bad ter ho jaen gay:lol

ji bilkul... laikin kahiN chali na jana.. pata laga mein ontario kay gali koochouN mein garaibaan chaak kiye haath mein eent pakray... Esha Esha ki awazain lagata phiroooN..

baqi raha munda.. tou mein aap ko yaqeen dilata hoonN.. k ye ab bhi kawway se bud ter hi hay.

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

:a stick: :hathora aap sithhiya gaey hain
is umr mein ..
khabardaar jo humse yun mazaq kiya to

:lol :lol :lol nai kerta baba, mera matlab he mai :lol :lol :lol

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Farak to paray ga na

I am damn sure...ke canada ki health ministry is toxic chemicals se bani hui sakhat (Structure) ko jo kabi kabi insaan honay ka dawa bhi ker dalti he...canada mein saraiyaat kerne ki hergiz ijazat nahi de gi :na:

Yeh bird flue phela.....kis ne phelaya...Esha tumhein nahi pata...lekin mujay pata he :na:

khabardaar jo aap nay hamaray guest k baaray mein
ant shant bola to:na: :na:
hum aapko aapk k darya-e-raawi aur chanab k milaap k muqam per phenk daalein gay...:khi:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Farak to paray ga na

I am damn sure...ke canada ki health ministry is toxic chemicals se bani hui sakhat (Structure) ko jo kabi kabi insaan honay ka dawa bhi ker dalti he...canada mein saraiyaat kerne ki hergiz ijazat nahi de gi :na:

Yeh bird flue phela.....kis ne phelaya...Esha tumhein nahi pata...lekin mujay pata he :na:

haaN Munda ko tou plane se utar liya tha kay zehreeli gas say bharay iss ghubaray mein agar koi puncture lag gaya tou poora Canada iss WPD(Weapons of Mass Destruction) ka shikaar ho jayega...


dekha Esha... ye kawway se bhi bud ter aik bird honay kay natay bird flue ki wajoohat per roshni dalnay ki koshish ker raha hay... laikin hum iss ki nahin sunaingay ..... hay na... :lpop:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

:lol :lol :lol nai kerta baba, mera matlab he mai :lol :lol :lol

mai hon gay aap ...:a stick:
Hum sirf Eshaa Chaudhry hain

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

khabardaar jo aap nay hamaray guest k baaray mein
ant shant bola to:na: :na:
hum aapko aapk k darya-e-raawi aur chanab k milaap k muqam per phenk daalein gay...:khi:

tumhein andaza bhi nai hoga Esha kay tumhari in batouN se iss ghareeb shayer k dil ko kitni farhat pohonchi hay..

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

nai Esha larkioN ka hi naam hota hay... but ye msg tou mein nay uss Sunda mialkoty kay liye diya tha.... wo paglol aisay hi msgs se sambhalta hay...

Aray aap tou naraz hi hogayeeN... nai ji nai... mein aoonga canada... aur aap se contact bhi karooNga aap naraz na houN.. buss mera aik dafa Visa lagnay dein... phir dekhiye ga...

ji aaap koi nai hain.. aap tou mashAllah shayerana zouq rakhnay wali buhat adabi si do sheeza hein.... ye msg bhi uss munda ka liye tha:tauba ...

Teri nakul akal mein laakh hair phair hoon lekin spelling mein hair phair ki gunjaish nahi, khaas toor pe jub spelling apun ke nick ke hoon :slap: Ager ainda aisa hua to mein teray kaan khainch ke zubaan bahir nikaal ke tera stop ka button daba doon ga :na:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Aap sialkot zaroor aaiye, hum aap ke liye aik special kism ki chand-gaari ka arrange karein ge :khi: ta ke aap skoon se hamaray sheher sialkot ki sair ker sakein :wk Ager sialkot aaein to Hade marala zaroor dekhiye ga...hum aap ko kulfiyaan, gool-gupay bhi khilaein ge aur aap se paisay bhi nahi lein ge :lpop:

Abay wo jo 4 pahioN wali cheez hoti hay.. jis mein akser atay ki bori aur tujhay daal ker transport kiya jata hay... ussko tu chaand gaaari kehta hay ...

mujhay pata hay tu iss baychari se paisay nai... per dollars zaroor lay ga... :tauba

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

haaN Munda ko tou plane se utar liya tha kay zehreeli gas say bharay iss ghubaray mein agar koi puncture lag gaya tou poora Canada iss WPD(Weapons of Mass Destruction) ka shikaar ho jayega...


dekha Esha... ye kawway se bhi bud ter aik bird honay kay natay bird flue ki wajoohat per roshni dalnay ki koshish ker raha hay... laikin hum iss ki nahin sunaingay ..... hay na... :lpop:

:tauba innnnnay zehreelay.....
:kr: :kr: :kr:
hum to pehlay bhi nahin suntay inki:zuban:
yehee bolay chalay jaatay hain
aur ba khuda aurton ko maat kertay hain bonay mein:lol

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

mai hon gay aap ...:a stick:
Hum sirf Eshaa Chaudhry hain

Chaudhry sahab.. issko aur maro... :hathora :hathora :hathora

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

khabardaar jo aap nay hamaray guest k baaray mein
ant shant bola to:na: :na:
hum aapko aapk k darya-e-raawi aur chanab k milaap k muqam per phenk daalein gay...:khi:

Tum ne Aik Lamhay ke liye mujay daanta

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Abay wo jo 4 pahioN wali cheez hoti hay.. jis mein akser atay ki bori aur tujhay daal ker transport kiya jata hay... ussko tu chaand gaaari kehta hay ...

mujhay pata hay tu iss baychari se paisay nai... per dollars zaroor lay ga... :tauba

nahin na...wo chaar paaon waali cheez yehee to hain
jin k seeng nahin hotay
:kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

sialkot ki tawalat nai .. but 2 2 sialkotioN ki khabasat se waqif hooN :khi:...
mujhay pata hay tujhay sialkot ki galioN aur sarkouN se ziada wahaN ki naalioN ki ma'aloomaat hein..... laikin tu fiker na ker munda... mehnat mein koi aaar nai.. .buss tu acha sa perfume chirak k rakha ker.. takay boo na aye...

Jub tujay gaseeton ga na...tub perfum chirakna lazim ho jaye ga

[Aik Lamha]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Teri nakul akal mein laakh hair phair hoon lekin spelling mein hair phair ki gunjaish nahi, khaas toor pe jub spelling apun ke nick ke hoon :slap: Ager ainda aisa hua to mein teray kaan khainch ke zubaan bahir nikaal ke tera stop ka button daba doon ga :na:

ye hair phair nai....

jis tarhaaN tu yahaaN her post ko chimat jata hay.. usss se mujhay SUNDI yaad ati hay... laikin teri sehat per lafz SUNDI fit nai hota.. issliye mein nay SUNDA likha...

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap kay shehar ki mashoor cheeizan ....?

Tum ne Aik Lamhay ke liye mujay daanta

MAiney Aik Lamhay k lieey nahin hamesha k lieey apko daanta:lol :lol