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  • #16
    Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

    Originally posted by Masood
    Aqal :cc: aai thi merey paas - sar mein jaggah nahin thi main ney socha merey paas to hai jahan nahin wahan bhej deta hoon to main ney aik khaas BANDI ko middle east bhej di :tomato: keh ussey zaroorat thi :p

    Acha, apney sar mei jaga nahi thi, kya ita zada bhoosa bhara huwa hai ous mei :lol
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    • #17
      Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

      Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
      Acha, apney sar mei jaga nahi thi, kya ita zada bhoosa bhara huwa hai ous mei :lol
      Bhoosa hi bharna parrta hai jabhi to larkiyon key level per aa ker baat cheet hoti hai :zuban: :lol
      tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
      tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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      • #18
        Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

        Originally posted by Masood
        Haan na aur aagey yeh bhi likha huwa tha:

        Why were males created before females?
        Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. :cc:
        Aisa bhi to hota hai first one is MASTER copy
        Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
        Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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        • #19
          Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

          Originally posted by Spy009
          Aisa bhi to hota hai first one is MASTER copy
          Agree! Pehley hamesha master copy tayyar ki jati hai
          tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
          tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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          • #20
            Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

            Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
            mard kaam chor hotey hain aur aurtein chust hoti hai :lol :zuban:
            Yeh baat matt bolo...main yehan kudd pada naa yeh bataney ke liye ke koun kaamchor hai...to haar jaogi....if you discuss 2 the point

            30 saal ke baad koun aurat chust hoti hai...zara batana....mard 50-60 mein bhi chust hota hia....
            Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
            Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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            • #21
              Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

              Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
              chalo U ko mil gayi na , U khush ho jao, humein bina aqal hi rehne do :zuban:

              Asslam-o_Alikum WR WB

              rahnay ki kya zaroorat hay :khi:

              hay hi nahi to zikar kya karna akal ka ... :kr:

              FeaamnAllah :lpop::lpop:
              Meri Taqdeer Main Likha Tha Khuda Ny Aik Din
              Tu Jisay Cha-hyga Wo Shaks Paraya Ho Ga


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              • #22
                Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                Originally posted by Spy009
                Yeh baat matt bolo...main yehan kudd pada naa yeh bataney ke liye ke koun kaamchor hai...to haar jaogi....if you discuss 2 the point

                30 saal ke baad koun aurat chust hoti hai...zara batana....mard 50-60 mein bhi chust hota hia....

                Ooo... Heloo janab kis duniya mei reh rahey ho ...

                Mere office mei aisi buhut si females hai who have crossed even 40 still teh are active and work regularly as per routine .. aur ek baat is ke jawab mei ke mard 50-60 ki age tak kaam kertey hai so I have a colleage she's from france, she's 58 and works as good as a man, she plays tennsi, golf as well and she's good in them ....sirf apney aas pass ke mahol tak mehdood matt raho janab ...my grand mum was 50 jab tak mujeh yaad hai wo rozana sehan mei se apni charpayi khudh outha ker kamrey mei la ker rakhti thi, khana bhi :alhamd: banati thi .......
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                • #23
                  Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                  Originally posted by Masood
                  Bhoosa hi bharna parrta hai jabhi to larkiyon key level per aa ker baat cheet hoti hai :zuban: :lol

                  To kis ne majboor kiya humarey level per aane ko, apney level mei kiu nahi rehtey
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                  • #24
                    Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                    Saima agree and dis-agree. Chust aur sust hona bohat hadd tak apney ander per depended hai. U ki tarha meri nani was around about 70 when she still was very much active and did her work. My mum is around about 55 aur woh pedal chalna ziyada pasand karti hain .... aur jahan tak yahan denmark ki ladies ki baat hai to aap ko sarrak per 65-75 saal ki aurtein cycle chalati hui nazar aaein gi....
                    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                    • #25
                      Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                      Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
                      To kis ne majboor kiya humarey level per aane ko, apney level mei kiu nahi rehtey
                      Bibi communication ka sab sey pehla asool hai keh agar aap ka mukhalif aap key level per nahin aa sakta to aap uskey level per chaley jao - is tarha communication hoti hai - aur jab auratein ab is duniya ka hissah hain to un sey communication to karni parti hai na :wk
                      tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                      tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                      • #26
                        Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                        Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
                        Ooo... Heloo janab kis duniya mei reh rahey ho ...

                        Mere office mei aisi buhut si females hai who have crossed even 40 still teh are active and work regularly as per routine .. aur ek baat is ke jawab mei ke mard 50-60 ki age tak kaam kertey hai so I have a colleage she's from france, she's 58 and works as good as a man, she plays tennsi, golf as well and she's good in them ....sirf apney aas pass ke mahol tak mehdood matt raho janab ...my grand mum was 50 jab tak mujeh yaad hai wo rozana sehan mei se apni charpayi khudh outha ker kamrey mei la ker rakhti thi, khana bhi :alhamd: banati thi .......
                        Puri duniya ko dekho koun kaam karta hai aur koun nahin, ladkiya jo chudiyon ka bojh naa sah sake kahtey hain talwaar ham chalyenge....:lol :lol
                        Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
                        Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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                        • #27
                          Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                          Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
                          Ooo... Heloo janab kis duniya mei reh rahey ho ...

                          Mere office mei aisi buhut si females hai who have crossed even 40 still teh are active and work regularly as per routine .. aur ek baat is ke jawab mei ke mard 50-60 ki age tak kaam kertey hai so I have a colleage she's from france, she's 58 and works as good as a man, she plays tennsi, golf as well and she's good in them ....sirf apney aas pass ke mahol tak mehdood matt raho janab ...my grand mum was 50 jab tak mujeh yaad hai wo rozana sehan mei se apni charpayi khudh outha ker kamrey mei la ker rakhti thi, khana bhi :alhamd: banati thi .......

                          Asslam-o_Alikum WR WB

                          Spy ! kis dunya main ho:embarasse... ? mujhy zaroor bata na ... :dua

                          Saima nay jo kha hay sahi kha hay ... :thmbup:

                          Usi ko dekh lo .... :wk

                          Abhi sirf 60 ki hay aur kitna Ter Ter bolti hy .... :kr:

                          aur to aur 7 gaaz ki zuban hy .... :kr::kr:

                          koi mamoli cheez nahi hy ...:khi:

                          Atomb Bomb hy


                          pata nahi u ko spy ? :cc:


                          Lalalalallalala

                          Yeapppppppp

                          FeaamnAllah:lpop::lpop:
                          Meri Taqdeer Main Likha Tha Khuda Ny Aik Din
                          Tu Jisay Cha-hyga Wo Shaks Paraya Ho Ga


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                          • #28
                            Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                            Originally posted by Masood
                            Just read somewhere:

                            God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested :khi: :khi:

                            aap ka kya khiyaal hai ji is barey mein??? :khi:
                            Salam.. bhaeee yeh aaap kin baton main par gain hain.... Talking about Ladies and their behaviours is nothing except waisting the time.

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                            • #29
                              Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                              " tum bin dil ki bat adhuri "

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                              • #30
                                Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                                Originally posted by Masood
                                Just read somewhere:

                                God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested :khi: :khi:

                                aap ka kya khiyaal hai ji is barey mein??? :khi:
                                Ghalt hay:tauba

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