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    ~Creation of Man and Woman~

    Just read somewhere:

    God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested :khi: :khi:

    aap ka kya khiyaal hai ji is barey mein??? :khi:
    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey
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    Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

    Zara yeh bhi socheyn ke agar yeh naa hoti to kya hota.
    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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    • #3
      Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

      Originally posted by Masood
      Just read somewhere:

      God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested :khi: :khi:

      aap ka kya khiyaal hai ji is barey mein??? :khi:


      Chalo maan leti hoon yeh baat, mujhe kuch kuch sahi lag rahi hai............... kiu ke issi waja se to mard kaam chor hotey hain aur aurtein chust hoti hai :lol :zuban:
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      • #4
        Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

        Originally posted by Spy009
        Zara yeh bhi socheyn ke agar yeh naa hoti to kya hota.

        kya hota :hhh:
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        • #5
          Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

          Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
          Chalo maan leti hoon yeh baat, mujhe kuch kuch sahi lag rahi hai............... kiu ke issi waja se to mard kaam chor hotey hain aur aurtein chust hoti hai :lol :zuban:
          aakhir aisi chust bhi nahin hotin - kaam per baith kar badey zor sey jamaiyaan ley rahi hoti hain :khi: agar koi kahey keh jao jaa ker thandey paani sey munh dho ker aao keh jamaiyaan na aaein to kehti hain ".... hamein phir sey foundation lagani parrey gi na" :tauba :tauba
          tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
          tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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          • #6
            Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

            Originally posted by Spy009
            Zara yeh bhi socheyn ke agar yeh naa hoti to kya hota.
            Haan na aur aagey yeh bhi likha huwa tha:

            Why were males created before females?
            Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. :cc:
            tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
            tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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            • #7
              Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

              Originally posted by Masood
              aakhir aisi chust bhi nahin hotin - kaam per baith kar badey zor sey jamaiyaan ley rahi hoti hain :khi: agar koi kahey keh jao jaa ker thandey paani sey munh dho ker aao keh jamaiyaan na aaein to kehti hain ".... hamein phir sey foundation lagani parrey gi na" :tauba :tauba

              foundation laganey mei susti jayez hai kiu ke foundation itni zarori nahi, magar kaam to be-had zarori hot ahai jo humesha hum time per kerti hain, mardon ki tarah office mei baith ker soyi nahi rehti
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              • #8
                Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                Originally posted by Masood
                Haan na aur aagey yeh bhi likha huwa tha:

                Why were males created before females?
                Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. :cc:


                Not the final copy, Master piece :zuban:
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                • #9
                  Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                  Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
                  foundation laganey mei susti jayez hai kiu ke foundation itni zarori nahi, magar kaam to be-had zarori hot ahai jo humesha hum time per kerti hain, mardon ki tarah office mei baith ker soyi nahi rehti
                  office mein sona bhi aik fan hai keh boss samjhey aap kaam kar rahey ho aur beecha mein aap ho. Waisey auraten garmiyon mein kya karti hon gi?? :cc: jab paseena khoob aata hoga - bechari foundation ka to satyanas ho jata ho ga :p
                  tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                  tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                  • #10
                    Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                    Originally posted by Masood
                    Just read somewhere:

                    God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested :khi: :khi:

                    aap ka kya khiyaal hai ji is barey mein??? :khi:
                    Assalam-o_Alikum WR WB

                    God nay Man ko sahi banya hay ... :wk

                    Woman ky mamlay main pata nahi kuo susti kar di... :cc:

                    Akal deyna hi bhool gy lolzz :khi:

                    FeaamnAllah
                    Meri Taqdeer Main Likha Tha Khuda Ny Aik Din
                    Tu Jisay Cha-hyga Wo Shaks Paraya Ho Ga


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                    • #11
                      Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                      Originally posted by Masood
                      office mein sona bhi aik fan hai keh boss samjhey aap kaam kar rahey ho aur beecha mein aap ho. Waisey auraten garmiyon mein kya karti hon gi?? :cc: jab paseena khoob aata hoga - bechari foundation ka to satyanas ho jata ho ga :p

                      G nahi, khair se AC mei foundation melt nahi hoti :zuban:
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                      • #12
                        Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                        Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
                        G nahi, khair se AC mei foundation melt nahi hoti :zuban:
                        to kya foundation mein AC lagaya hota hai :lol :lol :lol
                        tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                        tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                        • #13
                          Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                          Originally posted by Bheegi-Palkain
                          Assalam-o_Alikum WR WB

                          God nay Man ko sahi banya hay ... :wk

                          Woman ky mamlay main pata nahi kuo susti kar di... :cc:

                          Akal deyna hi bhool gy lolzz :khi:

                          FeaamnAllah

                          chalo U ko mil gayi na , U khush ho jao, humein bina aqal hi rehne do :zuban:
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                          • #14
                            Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                            Originally posted by Masood
                            to kya foundation mein AC lagaya hota hai :lol :lol :lol

                            Office mei AC hota hai :tauba ....... aqal choo ker nahi guzri mardo ko
                            :tauba
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                            • #15
                              Re: ~Creation of Man and Woman~

                              Originally posted by Saima Shaheen
                              Office mei AC hota hai :tauba ....... aqal choo ker nahi guzri mardo ko
                              :tauba
                              Aqal :cc: aai thi merey paas - sar mein jaggah nahin thi main ney socha merey paas to hai jahan nahin wahan bhej deta hoon to main ney aik khaas BANDI ko middle east bhej di :tomato: keh ussey zaroorat thi :p
                              tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                              tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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