Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

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Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

jo kisi baat par ghour karay woh aanchal thori na ho sakti :lpop:

me kay paas time hi nahi hai har baat pay ghoor karnay ka

[RulzZ]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

me kay paas time hi nahi hai har baat pay ghoor karnay ka

ghour karnay kay leay time nahe aik adad aqal chaheay hoti hai 372-haha

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

@aabi2cool tou aur kaun hay :lol

@Scorpion_RullZ, very nicely said :)

@Aanchal, funny quote :)

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Meri taraf say aik aur

Nawaz Sharif: afsoos hi rahay ga kay murghi meray dastarkhuwaan ki shaan bannay say pehlay hi bhag gayi :lol

[*Rida*]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

1. حجرت عابد عنائت رحمۃ اللہ علیہ مد ظلہ العالی دامت برکاتھم القدسیہ کا فرمان ذی شان ہے کہ ۔ ۔
   چکن ڈڈ ناٹ کراس دا روڈ ایور

:kr:

Aabi bhai :thmb:

[thefire1]

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RIDA: Mujhay nahin pata kay kiyon kia magar iss baat per aik adad REPUTATION point day rahi hoon :lol

[Masood]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Wa salaam

Bhaii jaan pleeeeej Urdu -mujhey jaagney key baad aur soney sey pehley angreeji nahin aati :D

Assalaam-o-Alaikum ALL

WELL lets have something SERIOUSLY FUNNY... :lol NEW CONCEPT haan!

Well lets assume the Question mentioned as Topic header "Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?" and lets say how different people will respond to the question:

Let me start with few responses!

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask,"What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and unbalance your checkbook.

Now countinue with the famous personality you know and what would be their answer on this question!

Good Luck

ALLAH HAFIZ

PS: Please share something which makes sense of being something SERIOUSLY FUNNY!

[soni kudi]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Walikum Salam.... chiips

Kio k wo chips lene ja raha tha

yahan baat chicken ki ho rahi hai aap ki nahi:hathora

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

yahan baat chicken ki ho rahi hai aap ki nahi:hathora

To mene bhi to chicken ki baat ki hai 372-scare

[soni kudi]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

us nai dikha samny road ke us par kuch chamak raha hai or lalchi chicken use utny gaya.....


par woh yeh nahi janta tha ke har chamkti cheez sona nahi hoti or har neeli tikiya rin nahi

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

us nai dikha samny road ke us par kuch chamak raha hai or lalchi chicken use utny gaya.....

Yani k aap thien na

par woh yeh nahi janta tha ke har chamkti cheez soni nahi hoti or har neeli tikiya rin nahi

Soni

[soni kudi]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

To mene bhi to chicken ki baat ki hai 372-scare

yani ke aap chicken

[soni kudi]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Yani k aap thien na




Soni

tusi anik lagwa lo moty sheeshoun wali phir O or I ka farq dikh jaye gaa

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

yani ke aap chicken

Nai to

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

tusi anik lagwa lo moty sheeshoun wali phir O or I ka farq dikh jaye gaa

Uper ko qaoto kia hai us me to SONI likha hua hai na