Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Sohail WaRaayij (GEO TV - apnay makhsoos lehjay main) : Aik taraf aap murghiyon ki azaadi ki baat kartay hain aur dosri taraf murghi kay sarak cross karnay per bhi aap ko aitiraaz hay.... KIA YEH KHULLA TUZAAD NAHIN???

[Khala@Saleema]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Assalaam-o-Alaikum ALL

WELL lets have something SERIOUSLY FUNNY... :lol NEW CONCEPT haan!

Well lets assume the Question mentioned as Topic header "Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?" and lets say how different people will respond to the question:

Let me start with few responses!

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask,"What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and unbalance your checkbook.

Now countinue with the famous personality you know and what would be their answer on this question!

Good Luck

ALLAH HAFIZ

PS: Please share something which makes sense of being something SERIOUSLY FUNNY!

thefire:
In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders. :hairdrayer:

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

thats a good one :khi:

Momo@khala: Meri bhanji murghi kay peechay yeh pegham kay saaray murghay haath dho kar paR gayay hain, ghabrana nahin murghi yeh khala tumharay saath hay :hii:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

thats a good one :khi:

Momo@khala: Meri bhanji murghi kay peechay yeh pegham kay saaray murghay haath dho kar paR gayay hain, ghabrana nahin murghi yeh khala tumharay saath hay :hii:

Good 1

[MeemSheenAlif]

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Shaiq Rasheed: Murgi ne Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa road kyun aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cross ki....acha sawal he ....aaaaaaaaaaa waja aaaaaaaaaaa me media pe aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nahi bata sakta

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

372-haha372-haha372-haha

[thefire1]

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Kia baat hay MSA :lol

MSA: Main nay aksar dekha hay kay log sawaal kartay hain? aakhir woh sawaal kiyon kartay hain? agar kartay hain tou kia unko uss ka jawab mil jaaata ha? agar mil jaata hay tou kia woh uss per amal kartay hain?

iss ka jawab dain, baad main batayoon ga kay murghi nay aisa kiyon kia :lpop:

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Kia baat hay MSA :lol

MSA: Main nay aksar dekha hay kay log sawaal kartay hain? aakhir woh sawaal kiyon kartay hain? agar kartay hain tou kia unko uss ka jawab mil jaaata ha? agar mil jaata hay tou kia woh uss per amal kartay hain?

iss ka jawab dain, baad main batayoon ga kay murghi nay aisa kiyon kia :lpop:

...

gud he:thmbup:

[MeemSheenAlif]

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NOw here comes the big one...372-haha

Altaf Hussain.....: Mere Punjab ki murgio, Mere sindh ki murgio, Mere baluschistan ki murgio tumhe Altaf hussain salam kehta he....agur.........................kisi ne bhi.........in murgiooooooooooooooooon ka....rasta rokkkkkkkkkkkkkka.........to wo apne............mudde'e'muqabil...............Alta aaaaaaaaaaf Hussain ko paein gein.............kyun k..............

Muzllomo ka sathi he Altaf Hussain...372-haha

[thefire1]

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372-haha

[thefire1]

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Mustafa Kamal: Hum nay iss EID per yeh tahiya kia hay kay jab tak tamam murghiyon ko saRak kay uss baar na phooncha dain, shehri intizamiya apnay ghar nahin jayay gi!!!

[Khala@Saleema]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

thats a good one :khi:

Momo@khala: Meri bhanji murghi kay peechay yeh pegham kay saaray murghay haath dho kar paR gayay hain, ghabrana nahin murghi yeh khala tumharay saath hay :hii:

:hairdrayer:cool

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Mustafa Kamal: Hum nay iss EID per yeh tahiya kia hay kay jab tak tamam murghiyon ko saRak kay uss baar na phooncha dain, shehri intizamiya apnay ghar nahin jayay gi!!!

...mustafa bhai ki kia hi baat he

[aabi2cool]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

وائے ڈڈ چکن کراس دا روڈ

فیکٹس اینڈ فگر بھائی آئی مین ۔۔علی بھائی ۔ ۔
وہاٹ از چکن اینڈ وہاٹ از روڈ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
ہسٹری آف چکن اینڈ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
اینڈ ہسٹری آف روڈز ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
چکن اور روڈز کی الگ الگ افادیت ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
چکن اور روڈز کے الگ الگ نقصانات ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
چکن اور روڈز کے مشترکہ نقائص ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
چکن اور روڈز کی مشترکہ افادیت ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
فیکٹس آباوٹ چکن بی ہیور ٹوورڈز دا کراسنگ روڈ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
اینڈ آلسو فیکٹس اینڈ فگر آباؤٹ دا روڈ دیٹ واز انٹروینر ٹو دا وئے آف چکن ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
اینڈ اینڈ اینڈ ۔ ۔ ۔
سوال پوچھنے والا بس بس بس یار مجھے میرے سوال کی سمجھ آگئی ۔ ۔ ۔

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Haik waari firrrr - Fittay moon meray 372-haha