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    Assalaam-o-Alaikum ALL

    WELL lets have something SERIOUSLY FUNNY... :lol NEW CONCEPT haan!

    Well lets assume the Question mentioned as Topic header "Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?" and lets say how different people will respond to the question:

    Let me start with few responses!

    KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
    To get to the other side.

    ARISTOTLE:
    It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

    RONALD REAGAN:
    I forget.

    RICHARD M. NIXON:
    The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

    COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
    In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

    JERRY SEINFELD:
    Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask,"What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

    BILL GATES:
    I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and unbalance your checkbook.

    Now countinue with the famous personality you know and what would be their answer on this question!

    Good Luck

    ALLAH HAFIZ

    PS: Please share something which makes sense of being something SERIOUSLY FUNNY!
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  • #2
    Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

    Walaikum Assalam...

    kyun k murghae ne bulaya tha

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    • #3
      Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

      Kisi mashoor personality ka hi qoul hoga yeh, jaisay kay great MSA sahab, straight from his heart :)
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      • #4
        Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

        Walikum Salam.... chiips

        Kio k wo chips lene ja raha tha

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        • #5
          Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

          kiun k wo me ku kukeri ka egg layk nes gaya tha isi liya
          Last edited by chaand_nager; 15 November 2009, 17:15.
          ab aur gerdish-e- taqdeer kiya sitaye ge lota ke ishq mai naam o nishaan bethain hei

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          • #6
            Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

            Originally posted by thefire1 View Post
            Kisi mashoor personality ka hi qoul hoga yeh, jaisay kay great MSA sahab, straight from his heart :)
            nahi nahi...yeh mere zati copyright words he....kisi mashoor personality k nahi he

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            • #7
              Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?
              1. حجرت عابد عنائت رحمۃ اللہ علیہ مد ظلہ العالی دامت برکاتھم القدسیہ کا فرمان ذی شان ہے کہ ۔ ۔
                چکن ڈڈ ناٹ کراس دا روڈ ایور
              ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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              • #8
                Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

                Because, chicken helped the blind man to cross the road
                :thmbup:

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                • #9
                  Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

                  Good one aabi2cool thik isi tarhan ka yeh topic hay, baat kisi aur say mansoob karain... jaisay main lihkhta hoon


                  Jab aabi2cool ko pata chala kay chicken nay road cross kia tou unhoon nay chicken ko THANKS kaha :lol

                  yaa

                  BILL CLINTON replied:
                  I have many Chics I dint remember one crossing the road :lol

                  yaa Musharraf says:
                  Pehlay paisay dain baad main poora lecture day doon ga kay chicken nay road cross kiyon kia :lol

                  Apni baat ko kisi say mansoob karain and lets play this SERIOUSLY FUNNY game.. :)

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                  • #10
                    Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

                    Originally posted by thefire1 View Post
                    Good one aabi2cool thik isi tarhan ka yeh topic hay, baat kisi aur say mansoob karain... jaisay main lihkhta hoon


                    Jab aabi2cool ko pata chala kay chicken nay road cross kia tou unhoon nay chicken ko THANKS kaha :lol

                    تو آپ کیا سمجھتے ہیں کہ حضرت مولانا عابد عنائت رحمۃ اللہ علیہ دامت برکاتھم العالیہ و مد ظلہ علیہ میں ہوں
                    372-haha
                    ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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                    • #11
                      Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

                      Originally posted by thefire1 View Post
                      Assalaam-o-Alaikum ALL
                      "Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?"
                      PM Gillani: Chicken nay Mufahimati amal ko faroogh dia hai.
                      That's Enough...!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

                        kukri ko us kay kukar nay dhakka dia tha kay ladies first :garmi:
                        اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                        اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                        • #13
                          Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

                          Originally posted by Aanchal View Post
                          kukri ko us kay kukar nay dhakka dia tha kay ladies first :garmi:
                          aaj kal u ki batoN maiN us kay aur un kay bohot use ho raha hai :kionn:
                          That's Enough...!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

                            Originally posted by ScorpioN_RulzZ View Post
                            aaj kal u ki batoN maiN us kay aur un kay bohot use ho raha hai :kionn:
                            acha main nay to kabhi ghorr hi nahi kia :lol: :p
                            اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                            اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                            • #15
                              Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

                              Originally posted by Aanchal View Post
                              acha main nay to kabhi ghorr hi nahi kia :lol: :p
                              jo kisi baat par ghour karay woh aanchal thori na ho sakti :lpop:
                              That's Enough...!!

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