Zero!

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

lo ab ghusay ma akar apnay apnay ap ko marna shoru kar diya ha :taubadekho gal lal kar li apni apnay:kr:hosla baba jee sathieya gay ho kiya:khi:

lagta hy bari B k bhejay main waqehi demgh ki sahoolat musar naheen hy warna aysi behki behki bateen to billian bhi naheen karteen.:kr:

[sarfraz_qamar]

Re: Zero!

appka zero wala masla bhi tak solve nahi hua kya?:tauba

:D inn Sahibaa nayy too BEJAMALOO wallaa kaamm kiaa yanee eikk ultaa saa sawall kjarr kayy saree PG memberss koo dall diaa Goorakhhkunn Dhanddayy mainnnn ......aahooooo:kr:

[sarfraz_qamar]

Re: Zero!

app ny jawab diya is liya ap ko bhi moqa milta ha amir per timator marnay ka:kr:GO ahead




:kr:amri kuien kay mandak ya ki na mandko wali baat:slap:




:kr::kr:Sadia maina tu suna tha woh Sadia hi kiya jo sharminda ho:kr:so app nay jawab diya is liya ap ko bhi moqa diya jata ha aamir ko football bana kar kachray ma phanknay ka:kr:

:hathora cool down jee cool down Tamatorr Khannayy wallaa sawwal too aap nayy kiaa haiii Lihazzaa tamatorr bhee aap koo hee parain gayyyy jaldd haiiiii:kr:

[BUS U HE]

Re: Zero!

appka zero wala masla bhi tak solve nahi hua kya?:tauba

[fari]

Re: Zero!

chal nikal ja hun:slap:

lo ab ghusay ma akar apnay apnay ap ko marna shoru kar diya ha :taubadekho gal lal kar li apni apnay:kr:hosla baba jee sathieya gay ho kiya:khi:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

:khi:ap kasi baatain kar rahy ha ghusa aur ma:donno:do alag chizain ha
u hi ghusay ma agay ho dekho danda kes nay pakra ha :taubau nay :khi:

chal nikal ja hun:slap:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

ari bari kion apnay maan baap ka ghusa mujh gareeb par utarti ho ghar betha betha kat unhoon nay aap ko bura kardiya hy abhi tak hath peelay n aheen kiye ab us baat ka ghussa muijh par kion...

:khi:ap kasi baatain kar rahy ha ghusa aur ma:donno:do alag chizain ha
u hi ghusay ma agay ho dekho danda kes nay pakra ha :taubau nay :khi:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

app khud ko jawan kah kar joke mar rhay ho
jao u ja kar sheesha dekho:tasali:suchai hamesha karwi hoti ha:kr:u bhudhay babay hogay ho chasma laga kar wekhna shesha phir khud hi kaho gay kah Aabi hun tu bhuda hogiya aa:kr::kr:

ari bari kion apnay maan baap ka ghusa mujh gareeb par utarti ho ghar betha betha kat unhoon nay aap ko bura kardiya hy abhi tak hath peelay n aheen kiye ab us baat ka ghussa muijh par kion...

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

mekay ustaad nay me ko such bolna sikhaya ha ....aur ma suchi baatian kar rhi ho na is liya u ko samjh nai arhi actually u ki samjh kar bhi u ko chor kar chali gai ha is liya bhi u ko samjh ani hi nahi ha:kr::tasali:

lolss

Shukar karo tumko choorh kar nai gai :D

[fari]

Re: Zero!

mein nanha munha rahi desh ka sipahi ,pata nai kaisi ajeeb batain kar rahi ho mujhe samajh nai ati aisi batain :S.Aur waisay bi achi achi batain kartay hain bachay tu, itni payari payari meethi meethi bilkul meri tarah :embarasse.
Joun se bachooN mein tum rahti ho wo achay bachay nai hoon gai phir :P.
Aamir ki student ho tu kuch tu asar hona hi tha na :P

mekay ustaad nay me ko such bolna sikhaya ha ....aur ma suchi baatian kar rhi ho na is liya u ko samjh nai arhi actually u ki samjh kar bhi u ko chor kar chali gai ha is liya bhi u ko samjh ani hi nahi ha:kr::tasali:

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

kiun jhoot bol rahy ho baba je is umar ma .....nasihatain par dada wali kartay ho aur kahtay ho khud ko bacha:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:
bachay nasihatain nahi timator martay ho meri tarhan:kr::kr::kr:aur hastay bhi ha!
u sarki bhuda baba je u ko nahi hasna tu na haso .....sar bhon kar bath jao konay ma:kr:

mein nanha munha rahi desh ka sipahi ,pata nai kaisi ajeeb batain kar rahi ho mujhe samajh nai ati aisi batain :S.Aur waisay bi achi achi batain kartay hain bachay tu, itni payari payari meethi meethi bilkul meri tarah :embarasse.
Joun se bachooN mein tum rahti ho wo achay bachay nai hoon gai phir :P.
Aamir ki student ho tu kuch tu asar hona hi tha na :P

[fari]

Re: Zero!

mein tu mshoom sha pala sha bacha hoon, aur yeh phaphay kutni aur meesni tum hi ho , fazool mein itna hansana sehat kai lye acha nai hota :P

kiun jhoot bol rahy ho baba je is umar ma .....nasihatain par dada wali kartay ho aur kahtay ho khud ko bacha:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:
bachay nasihatain nahi timator martay ho meri tarhan:kr::kr::kr:aur hastay bhi ha!
u sarki bhuda baba je u ko nahi hasna tu na haso .....sar bhon kar bath jao konay ma:kr:

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

:khi:acha tu ap jasa banay kay liya mera matlaab ha ap jasa phaphay kutni aur mesni banay kay liya kiya karna parta ha ap ko:kr::kr:

mein tu mshoom sha pala sha bacha hoon, aur yeh phaphay kutni aur meesni tum hi ho , fazool mein itna hansana sehat kai lye acha nai hota :P

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Bongi Aunty , Yeh kis ne kaha kah , Phaphay kutni aur Meesni bananay kay lye Chinti marni parti hai ?? :d

:khi:acha tu ap ko phaphay kutni aur mesni banay kay liya kiya karna parta ha :kr::kr:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Nahi nahi, tumhari taraf ishara ker ke us ne apni ungli ko aag lagwanai he kia :kr::kr::kr:

:kr::kr:mujh masoom per koi ungli otha bhi nahi sakta:eye::blush:

Haan haan tum tu jese chaand ki tarah goori ho na...apna colour dekha he kabi, inni kaali ho inni kaali ho ke tum kabi tension mein bhi ho to bhi yeh nahi keh sakti "Feeling Blue" tumharay liye neya word banay ga "Feeling Black" :kr::kr::kr::kr:

apni science sab per kiun thoptay ho:slap:u ko khud ko feeling black hota ha:slap:bhookay raat ko thos kar vomit kes nay ki thi us waqt kon feeling black tha:slap:u na :slap:u kali moti maj kha kar raj:slap:

Be-rabat be-tarteeb science he tumhari :tauba

is ma kiya u bhi tu be-rabat be-tarteeb ho:kr:u per tu kesi nay khabi objection nahi kiya:kr:

Buchay ustaad se ziada zaheen hotay to wo ustaadon ke bhi ustaad hotay nalaiq, her waqt puthi science he larati rehti ho, halanke asooli toor per tum ko kuker ke saath apnay aap ko larana chahiye :khi:

aur her waqt daant nikaalna paap he,
nadi kinaray saamp hathora le ke khara he :tauba

mai larti nhi hon:slap:me ko tu larna ata hi nhi:blush:
u meray danto se jealous kiun hotay ho Jalnay walay ALLAH TUJHAY BHI DAY:kr:dant:kr:
chalo ab u samp ban kar nadi kinaray jatay ho :taubaaamir ka 101 roop:kr: