Zero!

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

:blush:kasi baatain kar rhay ho GUmshudha uncle !
maina tu aj tak chinti bhi nahi mari:blush: mai tu asi larki hi nahi jo phaphay kutniya aur mesniyan ho:blush::blush::blush:

Bongi Aunty , Yeh kis ne kaha kah , Phaphay kutni aur Meesni bananay kay lye Chinti marni parti hai ?? :d

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Zeroo iiss lieyy gooll hotaa haii kunkehh duniaa gooll joo thehreee

app ny jawab diya is liya ap ko bhi moqa milta ha amir per timator marnay ka:kr:GO ahead

Dekho ub mein such ko to jese tese bardaasht ker loon ga, lekin fari ko bardaasht kerne ka kaha to me tumhein utha ke kunwein mein phaink sakta hoon :na:

:kr:amri kuien kay mandak ya ki na mandko wali baat:slap:

Walekam-Aslam, ji agar hum iney zaheen hotey tou yeh thread khoul key bethey hotey kia??????????
ab zahir hai zero goal hai tou goal hai...ab yeh iney asaan sawal pouch ker hum zaheen logon ko sherminda tou na karein na

:kr::kr:Sadia maina tu suna tha woh Sadia hi kiya jo sharminda ho:kr:so app nay jawab diya is liya ap ko bhi moqa diya jata ha aamir ko football bana kar kachray ma phanknay ka:kr:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Maarna iss khota amir ko ho mauqe sirf 100, nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, mujhe unlimited mauqe chahian,dil ki hasrtain to nikal loon na:kr:

:kr:han han tu unlimited maro maina tu 10o iss liya kah di kah shaid u thak jao gay:kr::kr:jitna marzi ha maro meri tarf se phansi bhi day saktay ho:kr:

han masi billi je is k ilawa main aur kaam bhi karta hon aur wo hy :hathora ye yani billion k demagh ki dhulai:D
abhi to main jawan hon .

app khud ko jawan kah kar joke mar rhay ho :kr::kr::kr:
jao u ja kar sheesha dekho:tasali:suchai hamesha karwi hoti ha:kr:u bhudhay babay hogay ho chasma laga kar wekhna shesha phir khud hi kaho gay kah Aabi hun tu bhuda hogiya aa:kr::kr:

Han Wo tu pata hai mujhe , Kitni Phaphay kutni aur Meesni ho tum :P

:blush:kasi baatain kar rhay ho GUmshudha uncle !
maina tu aj tak chinti bhi nahi mari:blush: mai tu asi larki hi nahi jo phaphay kutniya aur mesniyan ho:blush::blush::blush:

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

:kr::kr::kr:bas kiya bataon gumshada uncle Aamir badqismati se me ka ustaad hi a:pagal: jesay kuch nahi ata:a stick:

Han Wo tu pata hai mujhe , Kitni Phaphay kutni aur Meesni ho tum :P

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

ap ko aur koi kam nahi ha siway biliyo kay irad gir ghomnay ki khabi hum jasay insano ki tarhan tik bhi jaya karay Billa mama jee

han masi billi je is k ilawa main aur kaam bhi karta hon aur wo hy :hathora ye yani billion k demagh ki dhulai:D

oo baba jee kiun bhurapay ma bala otha rhay ho kamar lachak gai ..hadiyan toot gai tu theek bhi nahi honi ab

abhi to main jawan hon .

[musaddaq]

Re: Zero!

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:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap::clap:
wah kiya baat ha apki u tu ittnay zahin niklay jitnay shakal se nahi lagtay:kr::kr::kr:


chalo mubarak ho u ko Aamir ko marnay kay 100 moqay diya jatay ha :kr::kr:mazay karo!

Maarna iss khota amir ko ho mauqe sirf 100, nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, mujhe unlimited mauqe chahian,dil ki hasrtain to nikal loon na:kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

lo mujh ma abhi yaadasht kafi strong ha:khi:
bhool gay bhuday sarki ustaad mai u ki shagird ho aur abhi bachi ho:eye:
bachay ustaad se zyada zahin hotay ha

Ap tu khawama khawa jajbati ho rhay ho ustaad u ki itni tu sab ijat kar rhay ha:kr::kr:dehko sab nay nishana lagany kay liya u per itnay jawab diya


:kr::kr::kr:

Buchay ustaad se ziada zaheen hotay to wo ustaadon ke bhi ustaad hotay nalaiq, her waqt puthi science he larati rehti ho, halanke asooli toor per tum ko kuker ke saath apnay aap ko larana chahiye :khi:

aur her waqt daant nikaalna paap he,
nadi kinaray saamp hathora le ke khara he :tauba

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

ap ki taraf ishara nhi ha tu phir meri tarf bhi nahi hoga:Dhai na ustad jee:eye:
:kr::kr::kr:

Nahi nahi, tumhari taraf ishara ker ke us ne apni ungli ko aag lagwanai he kia :kr::kr::kr:

:kr:ya tu ab scrub aur mask ko zaya karnay wali baat hoi na

Haan haan tum tu jese chaand ki tarah goori ho na...apna colour dekha he kabi, inni kaali ho inni kaali ho ke tum kabi tension mein bhi ho to bhi yeh nahi keh sakti "Feeling Blue" tumharay liye neya word banay ga "Feeling Black" :kr::kr::kr::kr:

:kr::kr::kr::kr:nahi per u gooba ka phool jitna phool gay ho lohay kay chanay kha kha kar:kr::kr::kr:

Be-rabat be-tarteeb science he tumhari :tauba

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Yaadaasht ka fukdaan sahi, yaadaasht se mehroomi to nahi he na tumhari tarah :slap:

Jahan ustaad ki ijat nahi hoti wahan tumharay jese nalaiq ki ijat ka kia haal hota ho ga, kabi soocha tum ne :a stick:

lo mujh ma abhi yaadasht kafi strong ha:khi:
bhool gay bhuday sarki ustaad mai u ki shagird ho aur abhi bachi ho:eye:
bachay ustaad se zyada zahin hotay ha

Ap tu khawama khawa jajbati ho rhay ho ustaad u ki itni tu sab ijat kar rhay ha:kr::kr:dehko sab nay nishana lagany kay liya u per itnay jawab diya

chalain apko kaun sa farq parn hai:khi:aur haa fari inko mask lganay ki koshish be mat karna q k in ka chehra tou gora shora ho ga nahi lakin jo mask zaroor kala ho jaye ga:kr:

u nay pehli bar sahi kaha:eye:
:kr::kr::kr:mai mask aur zaya nahi karo gi :lpop:

haan sahi lagta hai , coz Jaisi Fari waise oski Teacher :D
Yaar tum oskai teacher tu nahi ho saktay na lols

:kr::kr::kr:bas kiya bataon gumshada uncle Aamir badqismati se me ka ustaad hi a:pagal: jesay kuch nahi ata:a stick:

Yaar wo me ko ustaad kehti he :tauba

:kr::kr::kr:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Lagta he tera ishara meri taraf nahi he :D

ap ki taraf ishara nhi ha tu phir meri tarf bhi nahi hoga:Dhai na ustad jee:eye:
:kr::kr::kr:

Kyoon tum ne mujay scrub ker ke mask lagana he kia :kr::kr::kr::kr:

:kr:ya tu ab scrub aur mask ko zaya karnay wali baat hoi na

tum goobi ki phoolan devi kub se ban gai

:kr::kr::kr::kr:nahi per u gooba ka phool jitna phool gay ho lohay kay chanay kha kha kar:kr::kr::kr:

[*Hijab*]

Re: Zero!

Walekam-Aslam, ji agar hum iney zaheen hotey tou yeh thread khoul key bethey hotey kia??????????
ab zahir hai zero goal hai tou goal hai...ab yeh iney asaan sawal pouch ker hum zaheen logon ko sherminda tou na karein na

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

ab sach karwa hota hai mein kia karoon :D
bardashat karo sach ko aur Fari ko :kr:

Dekho ub mein such ko to jese tese bardaasht ker loon ga, lekin fari ko bardaasht kerne ka kaha to me tumhein utha ke kunwein mein phaink sakta hoon :na:

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

yeh baat kehnay se pehlay tum yahan se gumshuda kyoon nahi ho gaye

ab sach karwa hota hai mein kia karoon :D
bardashat karo sach ko aur Fari ko :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

bas phir jaisa ustaaad waisi student. mein ne waisay os Teacher ka kaha tha jis ne sawal poocha tha :d

yeh baat kehnay se pehlay tum yahan se gumshuda kyoon nahi ho gaye

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

Yaar wo me ko ustaad kehti he :tauba

bas phir jaisa ustaaad waisi student. mein ne waisay os Teacher ka kaha tha jis ne sawal poocha tha :d