Zero!

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

lo mujh ma abhi yaadasht kafi strong ha:khi:
bhool gay bhuday sarki ustaad mai u ki shagird ho aur abhi bachi ho:eye:
bachay ustaad se zyada zahin hotay ha

Ap tu khawama khawa jajbati ho rhay ho ustaad u ki itni tu sab ijat kar rhay ha:kr::kr:dehko sab nay nishana lagany kay liya u per itnay jawab diya


:kr::kr::kr:

Buchay ustaad se ziada zaheen hotay to wo ustaadon ke bhi ustaad hotay nalaiq, her waqt puthi science he larati rehti ho, halanke asooli toor per tum ko kuker ke saath apnay aap ko larana chahiye :khi:

aur her waqt daant nikaalna paap he,
nadi kinaray saamp hathora le ke khara he :tauba

[musaddaq]

Re: Zero!

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:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap::clap:
wah kiya baat ha apki u tu ittnay zahin niklay jitnay shakal se nahi lagtay:kr::kr::kr:


chalo mubarak ho u ko Aamir ko marnay kay 100 moqay diya jatay ha :kr::kr:mazay karo!

Maarna iss khota amir ko ho mauqe sirf 100, nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, mujhe unlimited mauqe chahian,dil ki hasrtain to nikal loon na:kr:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

ap ko aur koi kam nahi ha siway biliyo kay irad gir ghomnay ki khabi hum jasay insano ki tarhan tik bhi jaya karay Billa mama jee

han masi billi je is k ilawa main aur kaam bhi karta hon aur wo hy :hathora ye yani billion k demagh ki dhulai:D

oo baba jee kiun bhurapay ma bala otha rhay ho kamar lachak gai ..hadiyan toot gai tu theek bhi nahi honi ab

abhi to main jawan hon .

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

:kr::kr::kr:bas kiya bataon gumshada uncle Aamir badqismati se me ka ustaad hi a:pagal: jesay kuch nahi ata:a stick:

Han Wo tu pata hai mujhe , Kitni Phaphay kutni aur Meesni ho tum :P

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Maarna iss khota amir ko ho mauqe sirf 100, nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, mujhe unlimited mauqe chahian,dil ki hasrtain to nikal loon na:kr:

:kr:han han tu unlimited maro maina tu 10o iss liya kah di kah shaid u thak jao gay:kr::kr:jitna marzi ha maro meri tarf se phansi bhi day saktay ho:kr:

han masi billi je is k ilawa main aur kaam bhi karta hon aur wo hy :hathora ye yani billion k demagh ki dhulai:D
abhi to main jawan hon .

app khud ko jawan kah kar joke mar rhay ho :kr::kr::kr:
jao u ja kar sheesha dekho:tasali:suchai hamesha karwi hoti ha:kr:u bhudhay babay hogay ho chasma laga kar wekhna shesha phir khud hi kaho gay kah Aabi hun tu bhuda hogiya aa:kr::kr:

Han Wo tu pata hai mujhe , Kitni Phaphay kutni aur Meesni ho tum :P

:blush:kasi baatain kar rhay ho GUmshudha uncle !
maina tu aj tak chinti bhi nahi mari:blush: mai tu asi larki hi nahi jo phaphay kutniya aur mesniyan ho:blush::blush::blush:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Zeroo iiss lieyy gooll hotaa haii kunkehh duniaa gooll joo thehreee

app ny jawab diya is liya ap ko bhi moqa milta ha amir per timator marnay ka:kr:GO ahead

Dekho ub mein such ko to jese tese bardaasht ker loon ga, lekin fari ko bardaasht kerne ka kaha to me tumhein utha ke kunwein mein phaink sakta hoon :na:

:kr:amri kuien kay mandak ya ki na mandko wali baat:slap:

Walekam-Aslam, ji agar hum iney zaheen hotey tou yeh thread khoul key bethey hotey kia??????????
ab zahir hai zero goal hai tou goal hai...ab yeh iney asaan sawal pouch ker hum zaheen logon ko sherminda tou na karein na

:kr::kr:Sadia maina tu suna tha woh Sadia hi kiya jo sharminda ho:kr:so app nay jawab diya is liya ap ko bhi moqa diya jata ha aamir ko football bana kar kachray ma phanknay ka:kr:

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

:blush:kasi baatain kar rhay ho GUmshudha uncle !
maina tu aj tak chinti bhi nahi mari:blush: mai tu asi larki hi nahi jo phaphay kutniya aur mesniyan ho:blush::blush::blush:

Bongi Aunty , Yeh kis ne kaha kah , Phaphay kutni aur Meesni bananay kay lye Chinti marni parti hai ?? :d

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Nahi nahi, tumhari taraf ishara ker ke us ne apni ungli ko aag lagwanai he kia :kr::kr::kr:

:kr::kr:mujh masoom per koi ungli otha bhi nahi sakta:eye::blush:

Haan haan tum tu jese chaand ki tarah goori ho na...apna colour dekha he kabi, inni kaali ho inni kaali ho ke tum kabi tension mein bhi ho to bhi yeh nahi keh sakti "Feeling Blue" tumharay liye neya word banay ga "Feeling Black" :kr::kr::kr::kr:

apni science sab per kiun thoptay ho:slap:u ko khud ko feeling black hota ha:slap:bhookay raat ko thos kar vomit kes nay ki thi us waqt kon feeling black tha:slap:u na :slap:u kali moti maj kha kar raj:slap:

Be-rabat be-tarteeb science he tumhari :tauba

is ma kiya u bhi tu be-rabat be-tarteeb ho:kr:u per tu kesi nay khabi objection nahi kiya:kr:

Buchay ustaad se ziada zaheen hotay to wo ustaadon ke bhi ustaad hotay nalaiq, her waqt puthi science he larati rehti ho, halanke asooli toor per tum ko kuker ke saath apnay aap ko larana chahiye :khi:

aur her waqt daant nikaalna paap he,
nadi kinaray saamp hathora le ke khara he :tauba

mai larti nhi hon:slap:me ko tu larna ata hi nhi:blush:
u meray danto se jealous kiun hotay ho Jalnay walay ALLAH TUJHAY BHI DAY:kr:dant:kr:
chalo ab u samp ban kar nadi kinaray jatay ho :taubaaamir ka 101 roop:kr:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Bongi Aunty , Yeh kis ne kaha kah , Phaphay kutni aur Meesni bananay kay lye Chinti marni parti hai ?? :d

:khi:acha tu ap ko phaphay kutni aur mesni banay kay liya kiya karna parta ha :kr::kr:

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

:khi:acha tu ap jasa banay kay liya mera matlaab ha ap jasa phaphay kutni aur mesni banay kay liya kiya karna parta ha ap ko:kr::kr:

mein tu mshoom sha pala sha bacha hoon, aur yeh phaphay kutni aur meesni tum hi ho , fazool mein itna hansana sehat kai lye acha nai hota :P

[fari]

Re: Zero!

mein tu mshoom sha pala sha bacha hoon, aur yeh phaphay kutni aur meesni tum hi ho , fazool mein itna hansana sehat kai lye acha nai hota :P

kiun jhoot bol rahy ho baba je is umar ma .....nasihatain par dada wali kartay ho aur kahtay ho khud ko bacha:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:
bachay nasihatain nahi timator martay ho meri tarhan:kr::kr::kr:aur hastay bhi ha!
u sarki bhuda baba je u ko nahi hasna tu na haso .....sar bhon kar bath jao konay ma:kr:

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

kiun jhoot bol rahy ho baba je is umar ma .....nasihatain par dada wali kartay ho aur kahtay ho khud ko bacha:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:
bachay nasihatain nahi timator martay ho meri tarhan:kr::kr::kr:aur hastay bhi ha!
u sarki bhuda baba je u ko nahi hasna tu na haso .....sar bhon kar bath jao konay ma:kr:

mein nanha munha rahi desh ka sipahi ,pata nai kaisi ajeeb batain kar rahi ho mujhe samajh nai ati aisi batain :S.Aur waisay bi achi achi batain kartay hain bachay tu, itni payari payari meethi meethi bilkul meri tarah :embarasse.
Joun se bachooN mein tum rahti ho wo achay bachay nai hoon gai phir :P.
Aamir ki student ho tu kuch tu asar hona hi tha na :P

[fari]

Re: Zero!

mein nanha munha rahi desh ka sipahi ,pata nai kaisi ajeeb batain kar rahi ho mujhe samajh nai ati aisi batain :S.Aur waisay bi achi achi batain kartay hain bachay tu, itni payari payari meethi meethi bilkul meri tarah :embarasse.
Joun se bachooN mein tum rahti ho wo achay bachay nai hoon gai phir :P.
Aamir ki student ho tu kuch tu asar hona hi tha na :P

mekay ustaad nay me ko such bolna sikhaya ha ....aur ma suchi baatian kar rhi ho na is liya u ko samjh nai arhi actually u ki samjh kar bhi u ko chor kar chali gai ha is liya bhi u ko samjh ani hi nahi ha:kr::tasali:

[GumShuda]

Re: Zero!

mekay ustaad nay me ko such bolna sikhaya ha ....aur ma suchi baatian kar rhi ho na is liya u ko samjh nai arhi actually u ki samjh kar bhi u ko chor kar chali gai ha is liya bhi u ko samjh ani hi nahi ha:kr::tasali:

lolss

Shukar karo tumko choorh kar nai gai :D

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

app khud ko jawan kah kar joke mar rhay ho
jao u ja kar sheesha dekho:tasali:suchai hamesha karwi hoti ha:kr:u bhudhay babay hogay ho chasma laga kar wekhna shesha phir khud hi kaho gay kah Aabi hun tu bhuda hogiya aa:kr::kr:

ari bari kion apnay maan baap ka ghusa mujh gareeb par utarti ho ghar betha betha kat unhoon nay aap ko bura kardiya hy abhi tak hath peelay n aheen kiye ab us baat ka ghussa muijh par kion...