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  • #91
    Re: Zero!

    Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
    mujay aisa kyoon lag raha he ke tumharay ander mehsoos kerne wali hissein jawaab de gai hein :lpop:
    LoLZ Mujhay Aisa Kyun lag raha hai Kay Mujhay Khuch KHOJ Say Rahay ho :p
    Zindagi Thak Gaye ..!!

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    • #92
      Re: Zero!

      Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post



      yaar lagta he wo teri baat ka ghusa ker gai he
      ^
      halnak baqool teray main to aysa larka hi naheen hon :wk aur usay bhi aysa naheen karna chaiye...:donno:
      ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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      • #93
        Re: Zero!

        Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
        haan achi ghalti nikaali, lekin fari to aisi larki he nahi he jo apni ghalti accept ker le :khi:
        Mera khayal hai wo oskay teacher ne ghalti ki , tu jaisa teacher waisi student lols
        Kis nooN haal sunawaN dil daa ....Koi mehram raaz nai mildaaa!
        Sadly, common sense is not very common..!!

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        • #94
          Re: Zero!

          :tauba Budhoooo beti main to tumharey budhooooo LEECHAR ko btaa hi doon ga keh ZERO gol kyun hota hai - aagey manena uski marzi - kyunkeh USKA DIMAGH BHI TO GOL HAI ab woh bhi to zeeeeero hai na :kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

          Originally posted by Fari View Post
          Assalam-o-Alikum!:salam:



          ummid ha ap sab khariyat se hongay ~:donno:

          humaray statistics kay sir nay viva ma poucha kah

          Zero gol kiun hota ha ?

          Mujhay tu pata nahi ap log batain kah zero gol kiun hota ha :D


          jawab batany walay ko Marnay kay liya ya bandoq se nishana lagany kii practice karnry kay liya Munda sialkoti aur Masood uncle milay gay:kr::kr::kr::kr:
          tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
          tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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          • #95
            Re: Zero!

            Originally posted by Fari View Post
            Munda sialkoti aur Masood uncle milay gay:kr::kr::kr::kr:

            kiun zero en dono kee tarahh maar kha kha ker gooooooooooool huwa hota hy

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            • #96
              Re: Zero!

              Originally posted by Fari View Post
              Assalam-o-Alikum!:salam:



              ummid ha ap sab khariyat se hongay ~:donno:

              humaray statistics kay sir nay viva ma poucha kah

              Zero gol kiun hota ha ?

              Mujhay tu pata nahi ap log batain kah zero gol kiun hota ha :D


              jawab batany walay ko Marnay kay liya ya bandoq se nishana lagany kii practice karnry kay liya Munda sialkoti aur Masood uncle milay gay:kr::kr::kr::kr:
              hmm zero gol q hota hai??'':cc:pehlay aap mujhay bataoo k anday ki zardi yellow q hoti hai:lpop:

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              • #97
                Re: Zero!

                Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
                main us ki poshal (ponch) par paon jo rakh diya hy na
                ap ko aur koi kam nahi ha siway biliyo kay irad gir ghomnay ki khabi hum jasay insano ki tarhan tik bhi jaya karay Billa mama jee:a stick:

                Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                Chawani to mein jaib mein daal loon ga, lekin tum jub 2.5KG ka dalda ghee ka dibba utha ke ghar aatay aatay tumhein 200 loog mubarak dein ge ke fari 2.5KG ghee jeet ker aai he :kr::kr::kr:
                Jub tak tum zinda ho, burai kabi nahi mer sakti :kr::kr::kr:
                :khi:mai woh tail ap per gira kar aagg laga don gi:kr:......pori dunia roushan ho jay gi aur burai ka kahtama ho jay ga:kr::kr:

                Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                :kr::kr::kr::kr:

                :slap::slap::slap:jao bothi wash kar kay ao:slap:

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                • #98
                  Re: Zero!

                  Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
                  yani u ka matbal hy k main chaka laga diya aur boll ground se bahir doooooor ja giri..:wk
                  :khi:oo baba jee kiun bhurapay ma bala otha rhay ho kamar lachak gai ..hadiyan toot gai tu theek bhi nahi honi ab:kr::kr:


                  Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                  Haath hoola rakh yaar, wo masoom si buchi he, aur yeh baat wo khud apnay moun se kehti he :khi:
                  Aap mehmaanon ka istakbaal gooliyaan maar ker kerti hein kia

                  :kr:Aamir u jasay mehmano ka istaqbal tu asay hi hona chaiya gooliyan mar kar:kr:

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                  • #99
                    Re: Zero!

                    Originally posted by La'hasil View Post
                    LolZZ


                    Fari Masood Ko BADNAAM karney ki Koshish hai tu Aur Larka Khair hai hi Badnaam :D Us ki Khair hi hai :D :p

                    :mm:app ka naam likh don Masood uncle ki jagha:D

                    Originally posted by GumShuda View Post
                    Walaikumsalam

                    Zero gool nai hota oval type ka hota hai.
                    :taubaacha jo bhi hota ha kiun hota ha:a stick:

                    Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                    haan haan bipolar hota he :tauba
                    :slap:naliq ab yaad arha ha bhurapay ma yadasht ka fuqdan:tomato:

                    Originally posted by ummid View Post
                    aap ki soch chanu tak hi mehdud reh gai aamir... rahe na apa ghore ke ghore...:kr:
                    ustaad u ki hogai:kr::kr::kr::kr:
                    :kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

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                    • Re: Zero!

                      Originally posted by Fari View Post
                      :taubaacha jo bhi hota ha kiun hota ha:a stick:
                      oska jawab mussadaq dai chuka hai :d
                      subah jaa kar apnay teacher ko batana kah gool nai hota zero :d lolss
                      Kis nooN haal sunawaN dil daa ....Koi mehram raaz nai mildaaa!
                      Sadly, common sense is not very common..!!

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                      • Re: Zero!

                        Originally posted by musaddaq View Post
                        It's all about angles !
                        It's the number of angles. If one writes the numbers down (see below) on a piece of paper in their older forms, one quickly sees why. Angle are marked with "o"s.

                        No 1 has one angle.
                        No 2 has two angles.
                        No 3 has three angles.
                        etc.

                        and "O" has no angles


                        :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap::clap:
                        wah kiya baat ha apki u tu ittnay zahin niklay jitnay shakal se nahi lagtay:kr::kr::kr:


                        chalo mubarak ho u ko Aamir ko marnay kay 100 moqay diya jatay ha :kr::kr:mazay karo!

                        Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                        yaar pehlay bhi zahen mein tha lekin inhoon ne zehan kharaab kiye huay thay :donno:

                        u ka zehan kharab ho hi nahi sakta .......kiun kah u kay pas zehan nahi ha:slap:

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                        • Re: Zero!

                          Originally posted by GumShuda View Post
                          oska jawab mussadaq dai chuka hai :d
                          subah jaa kar apnay teacher ko batana kah gool nai hota zero :d lolss

                          han jawab musadaq nay day diya ha ap nay kiun nahi diyaab saza kay tor per ap ko bhi musadaq se mar khani paray gi:kr::kr::kr::kr:

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                          • Re: Zero!

                            zero gol ais liye hota hai kio keh wo zero hota hai...;)


                            ina v nahi pata u ko farooooooo..

                            ini naiqe kuri ho u

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                            • Re: Zero!

                              Originally posted by Masood View Post
                              :tauba Budhoooo beti main to tumharey budhooooo LEECHAR ko btaa hi doon ga keh ZERO gol kyun hota hai - aagey manena uski marzi - kyunkeh USKA DIMAGH BHI TO GOL HAI ab woh bhi to zeeeeero hai na :kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:
                              :kr:ab ap apnay khali dimag ki mantak tu sab per lago na karen na:kr::kr::kr:aur ap ko jawab dainay ki zaroort nahi ha ap ko tu inaam wasay bhi milna ha logo se timator kha kha kar:kr:

                              Originally posted by Khalil View Post
                              kiun zero en dono kee tarahh maar kha kha ker gooooooooooool huwa hota hy
                              phir tu 1 one bhi mar kha kha kar ap ki tarhan bans ka danda ban g iya ha:kr::kr::kr::kr:

                              Originally posted by BUS U HE View Post
                              hmm zero gol q hota hai??'':cc:pehlay aap mujhay bataoo k anday ki zardi yellow q hoti hai:lpop:

                              ab mujhay kiya pata ap ka rang yellow kiun ha:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

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                              • Re: Zero!

                                Originally posted by Fari View Post
                                han jawab musadaq nay day diya ha ap nay kiun nahi diyaab saza kay tor per ap ko bhi musadaq se mar khani paray gi:kr::kr::kr::kr:
                                tum sawal sahi kartain tu jawab daita na. aur yeh maar khanay ka kahan likha tha ?

                                waisay mujhe yaad bi nahi tha, lekin parha howa tha kahain kah angles nai hotay.

                                stat, mein ne bi parhi hai lekin kabi teacher ne aisa sawal nai kia :S

                                Yeh shayed mein ne ek genral knowldge book mein parha tha ... kaafi saal pahlay, jab hum jawan hotay thay :embarasse

                                abhi tu bachay ho kay rah gai hain :d
                                Kis nooN haal sunawaN dil daa ....Koi mehram raaz nai mildaaa!
                                Sadly, common sense is not very common..!!

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