Zero!

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

hahaha... haan fari... yeh tik hi nahi rahe... hume nishana lagana hai...

nishana lagana he...kia akhiyoon se gooli marnay ka irada he :kr::kr::kr:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

dil ko lagti he baat bair bakri ki :khi:

dekho fari, jub mein ne tumhein dekha tha na GTG se to meri aankhon ke aagay andeera aa gaya tha, mere paoon se jaan nikal gai thi, meri zubaan gum ho gai thi aur me khawaas bakhta ho gaya tha, phir peechay se aawaz aai...munda yeh dunia ki sub se bari museebat he, is se nabardazma ho ja, phir tu duniya-o-aakhrat mein kaamyaab he, yeh sooch ker me ne tumhein apni aankhein band ker ke dekha :a stick:

:a stick:u bandri amri itni lambi kahani ka moral mai dasni aa tanu


moral of the story :

Aamir ki dimagi halat kharab ha :slap:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

hahaha... haan fari... yeh tik hi nahi rahe... hume nishana lagana hai...

aamir:a stick:

tik jao aik, jagha warna u giyoooo:kr::kr::kr:

khisani billi khanba nouchay

:taubaper bili ap ko kiun nouch rhai ha:donno:

tumhein is tarah ka ghalat sawaal poochnay per tum ko taraq aziz ke show mein bula ker inaam ke toor per puri dunia ke saamnay 2.5 KG ka dalda ghee ka diba dena chahiye :kr:

:kr::kr::kr:aur u ko KBC ma bula kar sab kay samnay chawani inaam ma daini chaiya ghalt jawab per:kr:

nishana lagana he...kia akhiyoon se gooli marnay ka irada he :kr::kr::kr:

:kr:goli bandooq se hi niklay gi fkar not u ka khatama yani burai ka khatama jald hoga:kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

:a stick:u bandri amri itni lambi kahani ka moral mai dasni aa tanu


moral of the story :

Aamir ki dimagi halat kharab ha :slap:

Moral of the story:

Fari ki zaahri haalat kharaab he :kr:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

:taubaper bili ap ko kiun nouch rhai ha:donno:

main us ki poshal (ponch) par paon jo rakh diya hy na

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

:kr::kr::kr:aur u ko KBC ma bula kar sab kay samnay chawani inaam ma daini chaiya ghalt jawab per:kr:

Chawani to mein jaib mein daal loon ga, lekin tum jub 2.5KG ka dalda ghee ka dibba utha ke ghar aatay aatay tumhein 200 loog mubarak dein ge ke fari 2.5KG ghee jeet ker aai he :kr::kr::kr:

:kr:goli bandooq se hi niklay gi fkar not u ka khatama yani burai ka khatama jald hoga:kr:

Jub tak tum zinda ho, burai kabi nahi mer sakti :kr::kr::kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

main us ki poshal (ponch) par paon jo rakh diya hy na

:kr::kr::kr::kr:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

:kr::kr::kr::kr:

adaab arz hy

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

adaab arz hy

Yaar tum ne baat he aisi ker di he ke ub wo laajawaab ho ke pup ker ke beth jaye gi :kr::kr::kr:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

Yaar tum ne baat he aisi ker di he ke ub wo laajawaab ho ke pup ker ke beth jaye gi :kr::kr::kr:

yani u ka matbal hy k main chaka laga diya aur boll ground se bahir doooooor ja giri..:wk

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

Yaar tum ne baat he aisi ker di he ke ub wo laajawaab ho ke pup ker ke beth jaye gi :kr::kr::kr:

han ab us k pass seway dum daba kar bhagany k aur koi option naheen.:wk

[ummid]

Re: Zero!

innni jaldi ja saktay hein, abi to me ko aa to lene do, me ko bis'TUK, wis'TUK chaye waye haye haye ke saath pilaoo, koi khidmat khaatir karo aur phir janay ka kehna.

me kuch khaye piye bagair thoori na jata hoon

LOl... yaani ab aap per hum bis'Tuk se nishana lagaye...:D
ji... aap ki khatir khidmat tu hum nishana laga kar kareinge hi...
aap bandoq ki goli khaye bagair jaaiyega bhi nahi..

[ummid]

Re: Zero!

nishana lagana he...kia akhiyoon se gooli marnay ka irada he :kr::kr::kr:

aise kaamo ke liye aap kisi aur ko appoint ker lijyega....
hum tu bandoq se hi nishana lagayenge...

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

yani u ka matbal hy k main chaka laga diya aur boll ground se bahir doooooor ja giri..:wk

han ab us k pass seway dum daba kar bhagany k aur koi option naheen.:wk

Haath hoola rakh yaar, wo masoom si buchi he, aur yeh baat wo khud apnay moun se kehti he :khi:

LOl... yaani ab aap per hum bis'Tuk se nishana lagaye...:D
ji... aap ki khatir khidmat tu hum nishana laga kar kareinge hi...
aap bandoq ki goli khaye bagair jaaiyega bhi nahi..

Aap mehmaanon ka istakbaal gooliyaan maar ker kerti hein kia

[La'hasil]

Re: Zero!

LolZZ


Fari Masood Ko BADNAAM karney ki Koshish hai tu Aur Larka Khair hai hi Badnaam :D Us ki Khair hi hai :D :p