ultay pultay!!!

[ummid]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Mein bhi to PG ka member hoon, phir mujay kyoon nahi pata

saro jo hoye aap.... acchi baatin kahan hazam hoti hai aap se...:lpop:

[aik_lerki]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

:kr:pehlay walay kam hi bata do larki............acha ya batao pehlay maza ata tha ya abb :khi:

Umm ek do bata dete hon.. Ager sary batanay baithe phir to na .. :p

umMMmm last year mery cuzs ay hoay thay Isl say.. to hum shopping kerny ga'ay. ab vaha bazaar ma itna rash tha itna rash k bass. mai ny kaha ma gari ma he baithe hon aap log jaye..wo loog jo ga'ay itne dair ho gae ma tang aa gae baithy baithy..
phir ma gari sy utri osko lock kiya aur thora pechy he ek stall laga tha purani books ka..waha books dekhny lage.. Itny ma aik lerki bilkul mery jesa abaya (coat scarf)pahani hoe the mager wo hijaab bhe kere hoe the aae aur hamari gari sy taik laga k khari ho gae.shayad wo bus ka wait ker rahe the aur sath ma ph py bhe batain ker rahe the..
Itny ma mai ny dekha sufyan bhai aa rahy hain kuch shoppers ly k.. phir wo os lerki sy kuch kehny lagay.. ma samajh gae k abaya k same hony ki waja sy miss understanding ho gae ha onhain..
aur wo samajh rahy hain k ma khare hon.. ma bhe bary mazy sy waha he khari rahe aur dekhny lage tamasha :D
sufyan bhai os ko dantny lagy bary mazy sy k tum yaha kion khari ho ander baitho etc etc..
os ny sunfyan bhai ko dekha phir udher mo ker k batain kerny lage ph py.. phir sufyan bhai ny car ka door khola aur kehny lagy chalo ander baitho..os lerki ny ph band kera.. aur shoro ho gae sufyan bhai ko sunana..:D:D:khi:
is sy pehly k mazeed hungama hota aur loog jama hoty ma jaldii say waha gae aur os lerki sy excuse ker k bataya k by mistake aisa hoa ha. etc etc
itny ma baki sab bhe wapis aa gay.. phir jo hum nay kiya record lagaya sufyan bhai ka .. i cant forger it :hehe: :hehe:







Aik do ulty aur kaam bhe hain jo bohat mazy k hain,jab bhe ma sochte hon bohat hansi aate hai mujhy :khi: vo baaad ma bataoge ..:D:

[aik_lerki]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

waalaikumasalam chanda....


(jub hum groun mein khialne jaya karte the)....humari society mein huamre frndzz ka aik froup howa karta tha... hum school se aane ke baad din bhar balke raat 9 baje tak saath khaila karte the... aur is saare arse mein jo nahi who sharat hum karte the... kisi ke gher ki bell baja ker bhaag jana.:blush:.. kisi ne society secretary ko complain ki ho tu:fuming: us k egher ki khirkyaan torna.:blush:.. koi humari bet ball ki ball kaat ker phaink de tu:fuming: us per upper se paani daalna..:blush:. kisi kharos type bande ke gher mein crackles ki lari jala ker chorna..:blush:. aur sub se special... aik ke gher ki cheez dosre ke gher mein pohnchana... kisi ka powder ka dabba kisi ke yahan.. tu kisi ke chapple kisi ke yahan... lolz... yeh sub kaam bauaht kiye hai.... lolz:lpop:

Ab aisi shartein tu nahi karte..:donno:. per... ab hum akser train line cross karte hain... road per boundaries bhi phalng lete hain... kisi raah chalte ko raah bhtka dete hain.... lolz.. etc etc.... kaafi adventures life pasnd hai hume.. hum akser hi tez barsaat mein sair ke liye nikalte hai..... maza aata hai... aur accha lagta hai.... zindagi ka ehsaas hota hai kabhi kabhi... aur kuch nahi...:rose

:khi:Zabardast ..

kisi ke gher ki bell baja ker bhaag jana.:blush:..

ye kaam mera bhe most fav tha :hehe: aur phool bhe ikhaty kernay ka bohat shooq tha mujy sab gharon k bahar se :D:

[shahid_naman]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Assalam-o-Alikum!


Kasay hian ap sab?...khariyat se hi hongay:tasali:
har insaan ka kahbi na khabi ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha.............kuch logo ko zaydaa tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha kuch ko khabi saal ma aik bar karnay ko dil karta ha!!!
Maslan........rulzz torna , seedhay rastay kay bajay ultay rastay se jana, jo kam ap nay khabi na kiya howa woh karnay ko dil karay ..nayay anokhay experiment karna ...(khana bana nay ma ya koi bhi kam karnay ma)

Ap ko batana ha kah ap ka aksar dil karta ha ya zayda tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha:khi:aur jab ap ka ultay pultay anokhay kam karnay ko dil karta ha tu kes kesam kay kkarnamay martay hain app:donno:

w/salam fari(free) ge

ultay pultay kam..... acha sawal ha app sa esi sawal ke umeed ke ja sakti haa.:donno:

hmmm....
ultay pultay kam ma to bahot kam balkay na honay ka baraber karta hoon haan seeday kam bahot sa karta hoon...

ultay kam ma sa abi aik uper ulta kam keya ha app par he leya ho ga...:khi:

bus asay he chotay motay ultay kam karta hoon

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Umm ek do bata dete hon.. Ager sary batanay baithe phir to na .. :p

umMMmm last year mery cuzs ay hoay thay Isl say.. to hum shopping kerny ga'ay. ab vaha bazaar ma itna rash tha itna rash k bass. mai ny kaha ma gari ma he baithe hon aap log jaye..wo loog jo ga'ay itne dair ho gae ma tang aa gae baithy baithy..
phir ma gari sy utri osko lock kiya aur thora pechy he ek stall laga tha purani books ka..waha books dekhny lage.. Itny ma aik lerki bilkul mery jesa abaya (coat scarf)pahani hoe the mager wo hijaab bhe kere hoe the aae aur hamari gari sy taik laga k khari ho gae.shayad wo bus ka wait ker rahe the aur sath ma ph py bhe batain ker rahe the..
Itny ma mai ny dekha sufyan bhai aa rahy hain kuch shoppers ly k.. phir wo os lerki sy kuch kehny lagay.. ma samajh gae k abaya k same hony ki waja sy miss understanding ho gae ha onhain..
aur wo samajh rahy hain k ma khare hon.. ma bhe bary mazy sy waha he khari rahe aur dekhny lage tamasha :D
sufyan bhai os ko dantny lagy bary mazy sy k tum yaha kion khari ho ander baitho etc etc..
os ny sunfyan bhai ko dekha phir udher mo ker k batain kerny lage ph py.. phir sufyan bhai ny car ka door khola aur kehny lagy chalo ander baitho..os lerki ny ph band kera.. aur shoro ho gae sufyan bhai ko sunana..:D:D:khi:
is sy pehly k mazeed hungama hota aur loog jama hoty ma jaldii say waha gae aur os lerki sy excuse ker k bataya k by mistake aisa hoa ha. etc etc
itny ma baki sab bhe wapis aa gay.. phir jo hum nay kiya record lagaya sufyan bhai ka .. i cant forger it :hehe: :hehe:







Aik do ulty aur kaam bhe hain jo bohat mazy k hain,jab bhe ma sochte hon bohat hansi aate hai mujhy :khi: vo baaad ma bataoge ..:D:

:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

saro jo hoye aap.... acchi baatin kahan hazam hoti hai aap se...:lpop:

Mein kahan se saro hoon, tum ne mujay Hydrochloric acid se moun dhootay huay dekh liya he loa :tauba

[aquari]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Umm ek do bata dete hon.. Ager sary batanay baithe phir to na .. :p

umMMmm last year mery cuzs ay hoay thay Isl say.. to hum shopping kerny ga'ay. ab vaha bazaar ma itna rash tha itna rash k bass. mai ny kaha ma gari ma he baithe hon aap log jaye..wo loog jo ga'ay itne dair ho gae ma tang aa gae baithy baithy..
phir ma gari sy utri osko lock kiya aur thora pechy he ek stall laga tha purani books ka..waha books dekhny lage.. Itny ma aik lerki bilkul mery jesa abaya (coat scarf)pahani hoe the mager wo hijaab bhe kere hoe the aae aur hamari gari sy taik laga k khari ho gae.shayad wo bus ka wait ker rahe the aur sath ma ph py bhe batain ker rahe the..
Itny ma mai ny dekha sufyan bhai aa rahy hain kuch shoppers ly k.. phir wo os lerki sy kuch kehny lagay.. ma samajh gae k abaya k same hony ki waja sy miss understanding ho gae ha onhain..
aur wo samajh rahy hain k ma khare hon.. ma bhe bary mazy sy waha he khari rahe aur dekhny lage tamasha :D
sufyan bhai os ko dantny lagy bary mazy sy k tum yaha kion khari ho ander baitho etc etc..
os ny sunfyan bhai ko dekha phir udher mo ker k batain kerny lage ph py.. phir sufyan bhai ny car ka door khola aur kehny lagy chalo ander baitho..os lerki ny ph band kera.. aur shoro ho gae sufyan bhai ko sunana..:D:D:khi:
is sy pehly k mazeed hungama hota aur loog jama hoty ma jaldii say waha gae aur os lerki sy excuse ker k bataya k by mistake aisa hoa ha. etc etc
itny ma baki sab bhe wapis aa gay.. phir jo hum nay kiya record lagaya sufyan bhai ka .. i cant forger it :hehe: :hehe:







Aik do ulty aur kaam bhe hain jo bohat mazy k hain,jab bhe ma sochte hon bohat hansi aate hai mujhy :khi: vo baaad ma bataoge ..:D:

:hehe:

[sccorpion81]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Mere ultay phultay kamon ka aik amli muzahira:khi:

Kal raat ham aik restorant main khana khanay gay tu wahan is admi ko daikha tu bas yeh ulta kaam ker dala :khi:

Yeh Daikho http://www.pegham.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=16920&c=3 :khi::khi:

[.]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Mere ultay phultay kamon ka aik amli muzahira:khi:

Kal raat ham aik restorant main khana khanay gay tu wahan is admi ko daikha tu bas yeh ulta kaam ker dala :khi:

Yeh Daikho http://www.pegham.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=16920&c=3 :khi::khi:

image open nahi hoo raha :lpop:

[sccorpion81]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

image open nahi hoo raha :lpop:

its a movie clip

[fari]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Yeh beyaan to tum ne Zia-Ul-Haq wala de deiya, wo kaha kerta tha ke aap ko pakistan mein Islam chahiye...loog kehtay haan...Zia sahib kehtay acha ager chahiye to mein aap ka sadar hoon :khi:

Nalaik kahin ki
bulke yahin ki :tauba

:kr:APP khud ko nalaik kahtay howay achay nhi lagtay

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

:kr:APP khud ko nalaik kahtay howay achay nhi lagtay

Tum apnay aap ko nalaik kaho, na kaho, paas khari ho ya door bethi ho, bed pe leti ho ya pankhay se latki ho, kisi angle se bhi achi nahi lagti :a stick:

[fari]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Tum apnay aap ko nalaik kaho, na kaho, paas khari ho ya door bethi ho, bed pe leti ho ya pankhay se latki ho, kisi angle se bhi achi nahi lagti :a stick:

:kr::kr:tu moral of the story ha Fari nalaiq nahi ha balkay fari ka ustaad nalaiq hain

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

:kr::kr:tu moral of the story ha Fari nalaiq nahi ha balkay fari ka ustaad nalaiq hain

Moral of the story yeh he ke buri ko jis kadar jald mumkin ho sakay, khatam ker do.

Ub tera kia ho ga Fari Kaaliya :kr::kr::kr:

[fari]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Moral of the story yeh he ke buri ko jis kadar jald mumkin ho sakay, khatam ker do.

Ub tera kia ho ga Fari Kaaliya :kr::kr::kr:

ahooooooo je mera kiya hoga mujay ap jasay kaliiya ko khatam karna paray ga ..............jo kah mujh nani c jaan kay liya boaht muskil ha asa akren ap khud ko hi khatam kar lain .....:kr::kr::kr: