ultay pultay!!!

[fari]

Assalam-o-Alikum!


Kasay hian ap sab?...khariyat se hi hongay:tasali:
har insaan ka kahbi na khabi ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha.............kuch logo ko zaydaa tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha kuch ko khabi saal ma aik bar karnay ko dil karta ha!!!
Maslan........rulzz torna , seedhay rastay kay bajay ultay rastay se jana, jo kam ap nay khabi na kiya howa woh karnay ko dil karay ..nayay anokhay experiment karna ...(khana bana nay ma ya koi bhi kam karnay ma)

Ap ko batana ha kah ap ka aksar dil karta ha ya zayda tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha:khi:aur jab ap ka ultay pultay anokhay kam karnay ko dil karta ha tu kes kesam kay kkarnamay martay hain app:donno:

[raafi]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Assalam-o-Alikum!

Kasay hian ap sab?...khariyat se hi hongay:tasali:
har insaan ka kahbi na khabi ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha.............kuch logo ko zaydaa tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha kuch ko khabi saal ma aik bar karnay ko dil karta ha!!!
Maslan........rulzz torna , seedhay rastay kay bajay ultay rastay se jana, jo kam ap nay khabi na kiya howa woh karnay ko dil karay ..nayay anokhay experiment karna ...(khana bana nay ma ya koi bhi kam karnay ma)

Ap ko batana ha kah ap ka aksar dil karta ha ya zayda tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha:khi:aur jab ap ka ultay pultay anokhay kam karnay ko dil karta ha tu kes kesam kay kkarnamay martay hain app:donno:

mein tu her waqt karta hi ultay kaam hoon...... apun adventrious life ko pasand karta hai.... mein jab seedha kaam karta hoon tu hairat hoti hai..... ajeeb sa lagta hai....

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Assalam-o-Alikum!

Kasay hian ap sab?...khariyat se hi hongay:tasali:
har insaan ka kahbi na khabi ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha.............kuch logo ko zaydaa tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha kuch ko khabi saal ma aik bar karnay ko dil karta ha!!!
Maslan........rulzz torna , seedhay rastay kay bajay ultay rastay se jana, jo kam ap nay khabi na kiya howa woh karnay ko dil karay ..nayay anokhay experiment karna ...(khana bana nay ma ya koi bhi kam karnay ma)

Ap ko batana ha kah ap ka aksar dil karta ha ya zayda tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha:khi:aur jab ap ka ultay pultay anokhay kam karnay ko dil karta ha tu kes kesam kay kkarnamay martay hain app:donno:

Wa Alaikum Aslam!

Pehlay to mein bohat ultay pultay kaam kerta tha lekin ub mein kabi kabi seedhay kaam bhi ker jata hoon :khi:

7, 8 class mein jub tha to mujay patang baazi ka bohat shook hota tha, mein apnay kuch dooston ko apnay saath mila leta tha aur phir hum loog manja banatay thay door teyaar kerne ke liye, phir mein perhnay ke bahanay doost ke ghar ja ke khub patang baazi kerta aur ammi ko pata hota ke mere betay ko perhai ki fiker khaye ja rahi he :kr::kr::kr:

Me jub bohat choota tha 2, 3 class mein to garbage ke dheer mein matti ka tail daal ker aag laga ke baag aata tha :khi:

Is tarah ke aur bhi bohat se ultay kaam kiye :blush:

Chand din pehlay aik doost ne mujay apnay ghar se bahir khara ker ke ander gaya aur 5 min tak bahir na aaya, phir kia tha ke me ne kick maari aur ghar aa gya, doost ka phone aaya kaha he, mein ne kaha ke falan ki dukaan pe khara tera wait ker raha hoon, wo bechara paidal wahan gaya, phir phone kia ke tu yahan kyoon nahi he, me ne kaha ke ub mein falan doost ki taraf aaya hoon us ne mujay call ker ke bulaya tu aa ja...jub wo 1 ghanta achi tarah zaleel ho gaya to phir mein ne bataya ke yeh 5 minute ka badla he :kr::kr::kr:

[fari]

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Wa Alaikum Aslam!

Pehlay to mein bohat ultay pultay kaam kerta tha lekin ub mein kabi kabi seedhay kaam bhi ker jata hoon :khi:

7, 8 class mein jub tha to mujay patang baazi ka bohat shook hota tha, mein apnay kuch dooston ko apnay saath mila leta tha aur phir hum loog manja banatay thay door teyaar kerne ke liye, phir mein perhnay ke bahanay doost ke ghar ja ke khub patang baazi kerta aur ammi ko pata hota ke mere betay ko perhai ki fiker khaye ja rahi he :kr::kr::kr:

Me jub bohat choota tha 2, 3 class mein to garbage ke dheer mein matti ka tail daal ker aag laga ke baag aata tha :khi:

Is tarah ke aur bhi bohat se ultay kaam kiye :blush:

Chand din pehlay aik doost ne mujay apnay ghar se bahir khara ker ke ander gaya aur 5 min tak bahir na aaya, phir kia tha ke me ne kick maari aur ghar aa gya, doost ka phone aaya kaha he, mein ne kaha ke falan ki dukaan pe khara tera wait ker raha hoon, wo bechara paidal wahan gaya, phir phone kia ke tu yahan kyoon nahi he, me ne kaha ke ub mein falan doost ki taraf aaya hoon us ne mujay call ker ke bulaya tu aa ja...jub wo 1 ghanta achi tarah zaleel ho gaya to phir mein ne bataya ke yeh 5 minute ka badla he :kr::kr::kr:

:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:5 min ka badla:kr::kr:bechara dost:tasali:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:5 min ka badla:kr::kr:bechara dost:tasali:

ager mere doost ki jagah tum hoti to me tumhein nai anarkali, purani anarkali, liberty, pace sub kuch gumata wo bhi phone pe :khi:

[fari]

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ager mere doost ki jagah tum hoti to me tumhein nai anarkali, purani anarkali, liberty, pace sub kuch gumata wo bhi phone pe :khi:

:mm:ap ko lagta ha mai apkay kahnay per har jagah apkay bewaqof dost ki tarhan puhnch jati:kr::kr::kr::kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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:mm:ap ko lagta ha mai apkay kahnay per har jagah apkay bewaqof dost ki tarhan puhnch jati:kr::kr::kr::kr:

Dekho pohanchnay ko to tum kahin bhi pohanch sakti ho :khi:

dekho na tum bhi sialkot ki thi aur mein bhi sialkot ka, me aaj tak sialkot ka hoon lekin tum aahista aahista lahore mental hospital ke bohat kareeb pohanch gai ho :kr::kr::kr:

[fari]

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Dekho pohanchnay ko to tum kahin bhi pohanch sakti ho :khi:

dekho na Tum bhi sialkot ki thi aur mein bhi sialkot ka, me aaj tak sialkot ka hoon lekin Mai aahista aahista sialkot kay mental hospital ke bohat kareeb pohanch giya ho :kr::kr::kr:

:taubaghalt bol gay hoo ustaad:slap:...Per dont worry maina correction kar di ha:tomato::tomato::tomato:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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:taubaghalt bol gay hoo ustaad:slap:...Per dont worry maina correction kar di ha:tomato::tomato::tomato:

Sialkot mein to mental hospital hay he nahi :tauba

Tumhein ub mental hospital choor ke he aanay paray ga

[fari]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Sialkot mein to mental hospital hay he nahi :tauba

Tumhein ub mental hospital choor ke he aanay paray ga

jhootay :slap:jahan ap rahtay ho woh mental hospital ban jata ha abhi tak itna nahi pata chala u ko:kr::kr::kr:jab se ap Sialkot ma tab se sialkot ma pagal khana ha:khi::khi:ab mat bholna yaad rakhna:slap:

[KurriPunjaban]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

Waisy Yeh Swal Ap K Zehan Mian Kaisy Aya?

Ulty Pulty Kaam Kabi Kabi Ker Hee Jati Hun Per Maza B Ata Hy Naa So Kabi Socha Nahi K Kia Hoga

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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jhootay :slap:jahan ap rahtay ho woh mental hospital ban jata ha abhi tak itna nahi pata chala u ko:kr::kr::kr:jab se ap Sialkot ma tab se sialkot ma pagal khana ha:khi::khi:ab mat bholna yaad rakhna:slap:

Mein is liye pagal khanay ka bhool jata hoon ke mein wahan kabi nahi gaya :na:

aur tum is liye yaad rakhti ho ke tum pagal khanay se bahir kabi nahi aai :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Waisy Yeh Swal Ap K Zehan Mian Kaisy Aya?

Ulty Pulty Kaam Kabi Kabi Ker Hee Jati Hun Per Maza B Ata Hy Naa So Kabi Socha Nahi K Kia Hoga

Navi aaei ein Kuriye

[fari]

Re: ultay pultay!!!

mai is liye pagal khanay ka bhool jata hoon ke mein wahan kabi nahi gaya :na:

aur tum is liye yaad rakhti ho ke tum pagal khanay se bahir kabi nahi aai :kr:

:taubaohoooooooooo ustaad ghalat science lara rahy ho:slap:khair ap pagal hain ap ki baat hamesha ulti hi hoti ha:donno: .....ghaltfamily ha ap ko:kr::kr::kr:aur us ka koi ilaj nahi:donno:

[Masood]

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Assalam-o-Alikum!

Kasay hian ap sab?...khariyat se hi hongay:tasali:
har insaan ka kahbi na khabi ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha.............kuch logo ko zaydaa tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha kuch ko khabi saal ma aik bar karnay ko dil karta ha!!!
Maslan........rulzz torna , seedhay rastay kay bajay ultay rastay se jana, jo kam ap nay khabi na kiya howa woh karnay ko dil karay ..nayay anokhay experiment karna ...(khana bana nay ma ya koi bhi kam karnay ma)

Ap ko batana ha kah ap ka aksar dil karta ha ya zayda tar ultay pultay kam karnay ko dil karta ha:khi:aur jab ap ka ultay pultay anokhay kam karnay ko dil karta ha tu kes kesam kay kkarnamay martay hain app:donno:

seedha seedha kaho na jo kaam main karti ho waisey kaam karney ko aap ka bhi dil karta hai :kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

well haan tumhein samjhaney ko bohat dil karta hai, phir sochta hoon keh main kitna ulta kaam karney jaa raha hoon :lol

Jaisey Tahira tumhein halaat-e-hazira sey ba'khabar rakhna chahti thi halankeh woh janti thi keh in tilon mein tail nahin :kr: