~~ First Slap ~~

[Aania]

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haan, you know jub mein fish ka shikaar kernay jata hoon to earthworm ko apne haathon se kundi per charhaata hoon :D:

good oye.... :lol

[Yaaram]

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naa parhen to behtar hai.....main kisi ki daant nahen sunooon gi sachiii..... :bhago:

okies..... that time i was in 5grade, arey haan urdu main bolna chahye werna yaaram aur masoood mufti ki klass len ge ...... :s
newayz.... hua kuch yun thaaa..... main aur mera chota bhaii choti tuna type fish hoti hain naaa...wo bohat jama kartey the..... aur sardyon ki doopehar main backyard main jaa ke dhoop mein tinkey ikethey kar ke aag laga ke razor se machlian halal kar ke bhun ke khaa jatey the ..... wo to nahen khata thaa....bus takbeer parrhta thaa.... hehee :lol to aik din mom ne hamen pakarr liyaaa..... hye hye bhaii bhaag giaa....main ne cycle nikali aur us ke peechey faraar....mom ne kaha aaney do tumharey dad ko zara bataooon gi tum logon ki harkaten.... :kood:

shaam ko again new harkat..... barri dono sis..... mazey se.... oranges khaa rahi theeeen..... dad came home..... sisters were sitting in lawn....meri nazar aik ghareeeeb maskeeen lizard pe parr gayeee.... ab shetan ka dimagh jaga bhaii ke paas gayee he refused ke nahen nahen gandi chees hai.....so kher i got the knife u know jis se bakrey ki gardan yeah exactly gardan halal kartey hain..... wo pakrri.... :wk lizard ke paas chupkey se gayeee....... us ke DO TUKRREY kar diye...... abhi tail ka main kia karti wo main ne phenk di .....face wala piece haath main pakrra wash kiaa.....khaasi soft theee...hehe abhi bhi yaad hai.... :eye: ... aur hand back ke peechey chupa ke sisters ke paaas gayeeee...... one is two yrz older other one four yrz older.....so u can imagine itney barrey nahen the...... un dono se kaha boojho meri konsi muthi main coin.....older sis said right un se choti ne kaha left....ab wo left main sleeping theee naa lizard.... :shh: ..... jis ne left kaha main ne us ke haath main muthi main kia thaa, usey dikhaye binaa rakh di............
phir naaaa pooochen........... sounds like ab bhago....... hye ri qismat ......dad bhi wahin aa gaye ..... sisters were crying like hell ....kia bechari nanhi si jaan thi lizard wo bhi mari huiiiii........ D: :zuban:

phir aagey to aap jaan hi gaye hon ge yeah
dad ne poochaa ...homework ker liyaa...i said yes.... unhon ne kaha behnon ko kion rulaya.....hehe....behnen cheekh ke ro rahi theeen..:cc: ..unhon ne shikayet ker di...... and then mom ko bhi ghussa charrh gyaaa bhaii zor se hansney laga.....dad looked at all of us ...mujhey side pe same room main bulaya... and ....one slap.....thaaaa.... .second slap....thaa... ... behnon ko kion rulaya..... lizard gandi cheez hai....is se tum beemar bhi ho sakti thee......ye wo...... wo ye...... saari raat shayed roti rahi.....subah tak raj ke fever ho gyaa..... skool se chuttii..... yeppieee.... :D



is ke ilawa bhi barri fazool harkaton se bachpan ji bharey huye hain...... ab sab kuch to nahen na sunatey.... :eye::D:

sab se ziada maza school se chuti karne par aaya ho ga haha

[Aania]

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sab se ziada maza school se chuti karne par aaya ho ga haha

haan wo to hai................... mazah maar khaney ka thorri na aataa hai??? :lol:lol

[Aania]

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No comments dear, main keerey makorey, janwaro ki cheer-phar in chizon se ghabrati houn aur dour rahi houn, may be you have been doing it that's why you enjoy it.

jab kerna parrta hai naa....to ghabrahat kesi....khudh hi aahista aahista ghayeb ho jaati hai... :D: :lol

[Shaim]

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mujheee kabbhii nahiii paraa

[Yaaram]

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Mujhey koi aik para ho to bataon......:D:

[Aania]

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Mujhey koi aik para ho to bataon......:D:

baari baari sab batao :khi:

[pakgates]

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mujhay 3rd class mein para tha, meinay imla(spellings) mein baadshah ki spellings ghalat likh de thi urdu mein, abhi tak yaad hay

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Jaldi jaldi bata hian aapko apnaay parents say first slap kaab aur kis baat par parha thaa jo still aapko yaad haa

Koi asha slap apnay parents say jis ko aap aaj bhi yaad kaar kaay enjoy kaartaay hian :wink

hahaha, ammi se bohat phenti pari buchpan mein, i was crazy after cricket and stuff...jub wapis jata tha to slaps me ka wait ker rahi hoti thein

aik baar me ko slap pari ammi se aur me ka ser dewar pe laga jahan keel nikli hui thi, us waqt light off thi to me ko ziada pata nahi chala, bahir aaya to mere kapray khoon se beegay huay thay to yeh dekh ker me ki ammi ne roona shuru ker diya :kr::kr:

[aabi2cool]

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او منڈے تو پہلا جھانپڑ نا بتا بلکہ یہ بتا کہ آخری جھانپڑ تجھے کب پڑا
:khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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او منڈے تو پہلا جھانپڑ نا بتا بلکہ یہ بتا کہ آخری جھانپڑ تجھے کب پڑا
:khi:

Yaar abi to kai jhaanper pernay ka amkaan he aakhir 4 shadiyaan kerne ka irada rakhta hoon

[aabi2cool]

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Yaar abi to kai jhaanper pernay ka amkaan he aakhir 4 shadiyaan kerne ka irada rakhta hoon

to beyta phir serf jhanpar naheen balk laton muqoon aur ghonson ki saala bari ka bhi imkan hay:khi:

[_Dard_Aashna_]

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Jaldi jaldi bata hian aapko apnaay parents say first slap kaab aur kis baat par parha thaa jo still aapko yaad haa

Koi asha slap apnay parents say jis ko aap aaj bhi yaad kaar kaay enjoy kaartaay hian :wink

pehlay to ye batao ap punjabi wali PAIN ho ya Engrezon k Pain :soch:

[_Dard_Aashna_]

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Mujhey koi aik para ho to bataon......:D:

detail main ho jaaye :dance2: han b yahen hain tum b yahen ho
waqt ki koi kami nai sab batatay jaa:dance2:

[_Dard_Aashna_]

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او منڈے تو پہلا جھانپڑ نا بتا بلکہ یہ بتا کہ آخری جھانپڑ تجھے کب پڑا


:khi:

batatay batatay b wo 2nd last ho sakda aey :donno:


ki kay sakday nay :donno: