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**Bheegi-Palkain** · 18 September 2005, 02:11

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Assalm-o-Alikum WR WB

main to yahi soch ta hu kb para ?:donno:

**'SamRazi'** · 18 September 2005, 08:56

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Mujhe kabhi nahi para, cause main bachpan main buhut masoom aur cute thi, kabhi shararat hi nahi ki, jis ki waja se barey ho ker kabhi ager koi masti ker bhi leti thi to mere parents mantey hi nahi they ke I could do it, is liyeh mujhe kabhi pari hi nahi

Haan yeh yaad hai mere bhaio ko kitni baar pari :D

**aas** · 18 September 2005, 11:49

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Originally posted by Bheegi Shaam

..hmm main ne abhi kuch dair pehley kafi lamba jawab likha or jab submitt kiya to page ek dum se close ho gaya :(

anyway..

ammi se maar is liye pari thi
i was only 7 or 8 years or 4 class main hooa kerti thi.tab mera ek cousin hooa kerta tha chota sa 6to7 months ka main ek din school se aatey main usay utha ker bahir chali gai bina kisi ko bataye.. or ghar se 2 ghunton tak ghaib rahi :D
phir 2 hours ke baad meri ammi mujhay pata nahi kahaan kahaan se dhoonti hooi aai..or main kisi ke ghar ke bahir baithi hooi thi:D masoom si ban ke:D

bas wahaan se ammi ne mujhay kaan se pakra or ghar ley gai..phr itna mara itna mara ke mera kaan cut gaya:( jo nishaa abhi tak majood hai :(

anyway.. abu say is liye mar pari thi..

unho ne mujhay kisi baat se mana kiya tha.. wo kia baat thi ye yad nahi ..par wo samajhey main ne un ki baat nahi mani to tab unho ne mujhay buhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat pitta tha.. :( ziada dukh ki baat to ye thi.. kuch hi faslay pey meri ammi or aunty khari mazay se baatein ker rahi thi.or main chila rahi thi..lekin wo itni mast thi unhain pata hi nahi chala mujhay mar par rahi hai :( jab maar parna band hooi ya abu thak gaye to phir kehi ja ker unho ne dekha tha meri taraf:(

us din se ley ker aaj se 2 saal pehley tak main aapne abu se buhat darti rahi hoon un ke samney jatey hooi bhi darti thi.jab bhi wo kehi ass pass hotey to main chup jati or agar wo bulatey kisi kaam ke liye to mera sans lena hi bhool jati thi :( itna darti thi :(

ye thi meri dukh bhaari dastaaan :(

Ch ch ch ch

(Aas thundi saans lete huwe)

Chalo....main bhi yehi samajhta tha ke shayed.,...maarna aur parents se maar khana hsayed...koi...sport hai...issi liye mujhe itna feel nahin hota tha...ahaha....mom to bohot achi hain...woh dad ke haath main humesha...khujlii rehti hai..

Acha is ka kiya mutlab huwa ke.....

us din se le ker aaj se do saal pehle tuk....

Kiya un ke ruwwaiyye main tubdeeli aa geyi hai...yaan...aap kissi hostel shift ho gayi hain...ahahah.....well i am curious to know yar...

:)

**Bheegi Shaam** · 18 September 2005, 21:10

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Originally posted by aas

Ch ch ch ch

(Aas thundi saans lete huwe)

Chalo....main bhi yehi samajhta tha ke shayed.,...maarna aur parents se maar khana hsayed...koi...sport hai...issi liye mujhe itna feel nahin hota tha...ahaha....mom to bohot achi hain...woh dad ke haath main humesha...khujlii rehti hai..

Acha is ka kiya mutlab huwa ke.....

us din se le ker aaj se do saal pehle tuk....

Kiya un ke ruwwaiyye main tubdeeli aa geyi hai...yaan...aap kissi hostel shift ho gayi hain...ahahah.....well i am curious to know yar...

:)

lolzzzzzzzzzzz dad ke haath main khujili hoti hai :D :lol :lol

how old r u?

or rahi dusari baat

waisa kuch bhi nahi jo aap soch rahay hain :p

ab bas farq itna hai .. main DHEET ho chuki hoon :D

is liye ab aagar dant parti bhi hai to main is tarhan react kerti hoon jaise kuch hooa hi nahi ..bilkul unjaan ban jaati hoon :D

**sheem** · 18 September 2005, 21:43

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meko aab tak nahi pari hai

aur inshallah pare gi b nahi:dua

***Hala*** · 20 September 2005, 08:50

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well bachpan ki bat haii .... buhat snow hooi tii ..... hum bro and sister ....baramada (colidoor) sii ... i mean unchaii sii nejii chalng laga rahii tii snow per ...ohh jab rat ko Dad ko pata challaa ....... sab ki hasshar hogii tii ........ jab hum woo din ko ajj bi yad karti hain ... tu apni karnama sii hanss partii haii .... k bachpan ka bi kia time haii ....... :lol

**ChEeNaThEgReAt** · 20 September 2005, 20:59

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Originally posted by Aania

taakeh mujhey yehan bhi daant parrey
no way.... hehehe :tang:

nhi pare gi dant.......maza aye ga sunain naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :eye:

**Aania** · 21 September 2005, 07:00

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Originally posted by ChEeNaThEgReAt

nhi pare gi dant.......maza aye ga sunain naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :eye:

naa parhen to behtar hai.....main kisi ki daant nahen sunooon gi sachiii..... :bhago:

okies..... that time i was in 5grade, arey haan urdu main bolna chahye werna yaaram aur masoood mufti ki klass len ge ...... :s
newayz.... hua kuch yun thaaa..... main aur mera chota bhaii choti tuna type fish hoti hain naaa...wo bohat jama kartey the..... aur sardyon ki doopehar main backyard main jaa ke dhoop mein tinkey ikethey kar ke aag laga ke razor se machlian halal kar ke bhun ke khaa jatey the ..... wo to nahen khata thaa....bus takbeer parrhta thaa.... hehee :lol to aik din mom ne hamen pakarr liyaaa..... hye hye bhaii bhaag giaa....main ne cycle nikali aur us ke peechey faraar....mom ne kaha aaney do tumharey dad ko zara bataooon gi tum logon ki harkaten.... :kood:

shaam ko again new harkat..... barri dono sis..... mazey se.... oranges khaa rahi theeeen..... dad came home..... sisters were sitting in lawn....meri nazar aik ghareeeeb maskeeen lizard pe parr gayeee.... ab shetan ka dimagh jaga bhaii ke paas gayee he refused ke nahen nahen gandi chees hai.....so kher i got the knife u know jis se bakrey ki gardan yeah exactly gardan halal kartey hain..... wo pakrri.... :wk lizard ke paas chupkey se gayeee....... us ke DO TUKRREY kar diye...... abhi tail ka main kia karti wo main ne phenk di .....face wala piece haath main pakrra wash kiaa.....khaasi soft theee...hehe abhi bhi yaad hai.... :eye: ... aur hand back ke peechey chupa ke sisters ke paaas gayeeee...... one is two yrz older other one four yrz older.....so u can imagine itney barrey nahen the...... un dono se kaha boojho meri konsi muthi main coin.....older sis said right un se choti ne kaha left....ab wo left main sleeping theee naa lizard.... :shh: ..... jis ne left kaha main ne us ke haath main muthi main kia thaa, usey dikhaye binaa rakh di............
phir naaaa pooochen........... sounds like ab bhago....... hye ri qismat ......dad bhi wahin aa gaye ..... sisters were crying like hell ....kia bechari nanhi si jaan thi lizard wo bhi mari huiiiii........ D: :zuban:

phir aagey to aap jaan hi gaye hon ge yeah
dad ne poochaa ...homework ker liyaa...i said yes.... unhon ne kaha behnon ko kion rulaya.....hehe....behnen cheekh ke ro rahi theeen..:cc: ..unhon ne shikayet ker di...... and then mom ko bhi ghussa charrh gyaaa bhaii zor se hansney laga.....dad looked at all of us ...mujhey side pe same room main bulaya... and ....one slap.....thaaaa.... .second slap....thaa... ... behnon ko kion rulaya..... lizard gandi cheez hai....is se tum beemar bhi ho sakti thee......ye wo...... wo ye...... saari raat shayed roti rahi.....subah tak raj ke fever ho gyaa..... skool se chuttii..... yeppieee.... :D

is ke ilawa bhi barri fazool harkaton se bachpan ji bharey huye hain...... ab sab kuch to nahen na sunatey.... :eye::D:

**Muhammad Khalil** · 21 September 2005, 07:13

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Originally posted by Aania

naa parhen to behtar hai.....main kisi ki daant nahen sunooon gi sachiii..... :bhago:

okies..... that time i was in 5grade, arey haan urdu main bolna chahye werna yaaram aur masoood mufti ki klass len ge ...... :s
newayz.... hua kuch yun thaaa..... main aur mera chota bhaii choti tuna type fish hoti hain naaa...wo bohat jama kartey the..... aur sardyon ki doopehar main backyard main jaa ke dhoop mein tinkey ikethey kar ke aag laga ke razor se machlian halal kar ke bhun ke khaa jatey the ..... wo to nahen khata thaa....bus takbeer parrhta thaa.... hehee :lol to aik din mom ne hamen pakarr liyaaa..... hye hye bhaii bhaag giaa....main ne cycle nikali aur us ke peechey faraar....mom ne kaha aaney do tumharey dad ko zara bataooon gi tum logon ki harkaten.... :kood:

shaam ko again new harkat..... barri dono sis..... mazey se.... oranges khaa rahi theeeen..... dad came home..... sisters were sitting in lawn....meri nazar aik ghareeeeb maskeeen lizard pe parr gayeee.... ab shetan ka dimagh jaga bhaii ke paas gayee he refused ke nahen nahen gandi chees hai.....so kher i got the knife u know jis se bakrey ki gardan yeah exactly gardan halal kartey hain..... wo pakrri.... :wk lizard ke paas chupkey se gayeee....... us ke DO TUKRREY kar diye...... abhi tail ka main kia karti wo main ne phenk di .....face wala piece haath main pakrra wash kiaa.....khaasi soft theee...hehe abhi bhi yaad hai.... :eye: ... aur hand back ke peechey chupa ke sisters ke paaas gayeeee...... one is two yrz older other one four yrz older.....so u can imagine itney barrey nahen the...... un dono se kaha boojho meri konsi muthi main coin.....older sis said right un se choti ne kaha left....ab wo left main sleeping theee naa lizard.... :shh: ..... jis ne left kaha main ne us ke haath main muthi main kia thaa, usey dikhaye binaa rakh di............
phir naaaa pooochen........... sounds like ab bhago....... hye ri qismat ......dad bhi wahin aa gaye ..... sisters were crying like hell ....kia bechari nanhi si jaan thi lizard wo bhi mari huiiiii........ D: :zuban:

phir aagey to aap jaan hi gaye hon ge yeah
dad ne poochaa ...homework ker liyaa...i said yes.... unhon ne kaha behnon ko kion rulaya.....hehe....behnen cheekh ke ro rahi theeen..:cc: ..unhon ne shikayet ker di...... and then mom ko bhi ghussa charrh gyaaa bhaii zor se hansney laga.....dad looked at all of us ...mujhey side pe same room main bulaya... and ....one slap.....thaaaa.... .second slap....thaa... ... behnon ko kion rulaya..... lizard gandi cheez hai....is se tum beemar bhi ho sakti thee......ye wo...... wo ye...... saari raat shayed roti rahi.....subah tak raj ke fever ho gyaa..... skool se chuttii..... yeppieee.... :D

is ke ilawa bhi barri fazool harkaton se bachpan ji bharey huye hain...... ab sab kuch to nahen na sunatey.... :eye::D:

:hathora wow kia baat hay..:kood:

**Aania** · 21 September 2005, 07:14

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Originally posted by khl

:hathora wow kia baat hay..:kood:

mara kion naaaaaaaaaaaaa?

**Mr. Sialkoty** · 21 September 2005, 08:16

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Originally posted by Aania

naa parhen to behtar hai.....main kisi ki daant nahen sunooon gi sachiii..... :bhago:

okies..... that time i was in 5grade, arey haan urdu main bolna chahye werna yaaram aur masoood mufti ki klass len ge ...... :s
newayz.... hua kuch yun thaaa..... main aur mera chota bhaii choti tuna type fish hoti hain naaa...wo bohat jama kartey the..... aur sardyon ki doopehar main backyard main jaa ke dhoop mein tinkey ikethey kar ke aag laga ke razor se machlian halal kar ke bhun ke khaa jatey the ..... wo to nahen khata thaa....bus takbeer parrhta thaa.... hehee :lol to aik din mom ne hamen pakarr liyaaa..... hye hye bhaii bhaag giaa....main ne cycle nikali aur us ke peechey faraar....mom ne kaha aaney do tumharey dad ko zara bataooon gi tum logon ki harkaten.... :kood:

shaam ko again new harkat..... barri dono sis..... mazey se.... oranges khaa rahi theeeen..... dad came home..... sisters were sitting in lawn....meri nazar aik ghareeeeb maskeeen lizard pe parr gayeee.... ab shetan ka dimagh jaga bhaii ke paas gayee he refused ke nahen nahen gandi chees hai.....so kher i got the knife u know jis se bakrey ki gardan yeah exactly gardan halal kartey hain..... wo pakrri.... :wk lizard ke paas chupkey se gayeee....... us ke DO TUKRREY kar diye...... abhi tail ka main kia karti wo main ne phenk di .....face wala piece haath main pakrra wash kiaa.....khaasi soft theee...hehe abhi bhi yaad hai.... :eye: ... aur hand back ke peechey chupa ke sisters ke paaas gayeeee...... one is two yrz older other one four yrz older.....so u can imagine itney barrey nahen the...... un dono se kaha boojho meri konsi muthi main coin.....older sis said right un se choti ne kaha left....ab wo left main sleeping theee naa lizard.... :shh: ..... jis ne left kaha main ne us ke haath main muthi main kia thaa, usey dikhaye binaa rakh di............
phir naaaa pooochen........... sounds like ab bhago....... hye ri qismat ......dad bhi wahin aa gaye ..... sisters were crying like hell ....kia bechari nanhi si jaan thi lizard wo bhi mari huiiiii........ D: :zuban:

phir aagey to aap jaan hi gaye hon ge yeah
dad ne poochaa ...homework ker liyaa...i said yes.... unhon ne kaha behnon ko kion rulaya.....hehe....behnen cheekh ke ro rahi theeen..:cc: ..unhon ne shikayet ker di...... and then mom ko bhi ghussa charrh gyaaa bhaii zor se hansney laga.....dad looked at all of us ...mujhey side pe same room main bulaya... and ....one slap.....thaaaa.... .second slap....thaa... ... behnon ko kion rulaya..... lizard gandi cheez hai....is se tum beemar bhi ho sakti thee......ye wo...... wo ye...... saari raat shayed roti rahi.....subah tak raj ke fever ho gyaa..... skool se chuttii..... yeppieee.... :D

is ke ilawa bhi barri fazool harkaton se bachpan ji bharey huye hain...... ab sab kuch to nahen na sunatey.... :eye::D:

:lol :lol :lol

aaj tak mein ne tum jesi bahadur larki nahi dekhi.

Shaabash meri shairni...maza aaya perh ke :lol :lol :lol

**Aania** · 21 September 2005, 08:18

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Originally posted by munda_sialkoty

:lol :lol :lol

aaj tak mein ne tum jesi bahadur larki nahi dekhi.

Shaabash meri shairni...maza aaya perh ke :lol :lol :lol

shukran habibi tum ne nahen mara ......jeee khush keeta aie sohnyaaaa..... sher laggan aie kasmen...... :hug:

**'SamRazi'** · 21 September 2005, 08:32

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Originally posted by Aania

naa parhen to behtar hai.....main kisi ki daant nahen sunooon gi sachiii..... :bhago:

okies..... that time i was in 5grade, arey haan urdu main bolna chahye werna yaaram aur masoood mufti ki klass len ge ...... :s
newayz.... hua kuch yun thaaa..... main aur mera chota bhaii choti tuna type fish hoti hain naaa...wo bohat jama kartey the..... aur sardyon ki doopehar main backyard main jaa ke dhoop mein tinkey ikethey kar ke aag laga ke razor se machlian halal kar ke bhun ke khaa jatey the ..... wo to nahen khata thaa....bus takbeer parrhta thaa.... hehee :lol to aik din mom ne hamen pakarr liyaaa..... hye hye bhaii bhaag giaa....main ne cycle nikali aur us ke peechey faraar....mom ne kaha aaney do tumharey dad ko zara bataooon gi tum logon ki harkaten.... :kood:

shaam ko again new harkat..... barri dono sis..... mazey se.... oranges khaa rahi theeeen..... dad came home..... sisters were sitting in lawn....meri nazar aik ghareeeeb maskeeen lizard pe parr gayeee.... ab shetan ka dimagh jaga bhaii ke paas gayee he refused ke nahen nahen gandi chees hai.....so kher i got the knife u know jis se bakrey ki gardan yeah exactly gardan halal kartey hain..... wo pakrri.... :wk lizard ke paas chupkey se gayeee....... us ke DO TUKRREY kar diye...... abhi tail ka main kia karti wo main ne phenk di .....face wala piece haath main pakrra wash kiaa.....khaasi soft theee...hehe abhi bhi yaad hai.... :eye: ... aur hand back ke peechey chupa ke sisters ke paaas gayeeee...... one is two yrz older other one four yrz older.....so u can imagine itney barrey nahen the...... un dono se kaha boojho meri konsi muthi main coin.....older sis said right un se choti ne kaha left....ab wo left main sleeping theee naa lizard.... :shh: ..... jis ne left kaha main ne us ke haath main muthi main kia thaa, usey dikhaye binaa rakh di............
phir naaaa pooochen........... sounds like ab bhago....... hye ri qismat ......dad bhi wahin aa gaye ..... sisters were crying like hell ....kia bechari nanhi si jaan thi lizard wo bhi mari huiiiii........ D: :zuban:

phir aagey to aap jaan hi gaye hon ge yeah
dad ne poochaa ...homework ker liyaa...i said yes.... unhon ne kaha behnon ko kion rulaya.....hehe....behnen cheekh ke ro rahi theeen..:cc: ..unhon ne shikayet ker di...... and then mom ko bhi ghussa charrh gyaaa bhaii zor se hansney laga.....dad looked at all of us ...mujhey side pe same room main bulaya... and ....one slap.....thaaaa.... .second slap....thaa... ... behnon ko kion rulaya..... lizard gandi cheez hai....is se tum beemar bhi ho sakti thee......ye wo...... wo ye...... saari raat shayed roti rahi.....subah tak raj ke fever ho gyaa..... skool se chuttii..... yeppieee.... :D

is ke ilawa bhi barri fazool harkaton se bachpan ji bharey huye hain...... ab sab kuch to nahen na sunatey.... :eye::D:

Ouufff........... :lol .......... kafi shaitan thi tum :D

But I hated the idea of holding lizard in hand, yaikhhh....
I never ever touched, killed or holded any insect, animal, fish or any ceature till date. I just could never do it. Inhein dekh ke rto main khudh hi bhag jati hoon :embarasse

**Aania** · 21 September 2005, 08:42

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Originally posted by Saima Shaheen

Ouufff........... :lol .......... kafi shaitan thi tum :D

But I hated the idea of holding lizard in hand, yaikhhh....
I never ever touched, killed or holded any insect, animal, fish or any ceature till date. I just could never do it. Inhein dekh ke rto main khudh hi bhag jati hoon :embarasse

haha

I stilll luv to hold Lizard, Earthwarm, Leech, Tode, Frog, Cat, Lil goat, Sparrow chaye wo jitna bhi zor se nails maarye.... :D..... and horses :hug: to touch n play wid them.....sardyon ki dhooop main chat pe kisi deewaar ke aas paas choontion (AUNTS) ko tang kernaa :shh::D n many more..... things...... hmmmm cockroach bhi not bad :D bohat crispy sa hota hai to hold...... chota wala motyon jesa...... :D

meri zoology ki teacher kehti thi FSC main this girl is stupid :shh: yani me.... Leech ka blood us ke moon se bahir aataa hai.....thorri si formaline daalo.....hmmmmm she is so soft haha i called that she.... hehe innocent leech..... koz us ko press kero to sara blood out ..... :D:D:D:D
barra maza aataa hai really...... wo germion main bhindi ki beil pe light green soondyaan hoti hain naaa...... yummyyyy..... usey haat pe rakh ke chalney do.....soft walk..... cute naa..... :cc:

kahan se shrroooooo kerooooon kahin khatam hi nahn hoti ye harkaten'

even...... wo tez clever saa kan-khajoooraa...aik baar skool principal ne us nanhey se kankhajoorey ki waja se klass ke bahir .... murgha I mean murghi bana diyaa......

**'SamRazi'** · 21 September 2005, 10:30

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Ooopsssss...pagli lerki tum se ab main kya kahoo.....trust me tumhara reply perhtey parhtey mere rongatay kharey ho gaye ........... shayed vomit ho jati :(

You enjoy doing all these things, right ........ Magar kabhi tum en socha as you said , leech ko pakro , press kero to sara khoon ........... dont you feel ke yeh zulm hai.... chahyeh janwar yaan keeray makorey hi sahi magar oun ki jan lena is tarah aziyat dena ounhein ......... dont you feel bad or sad for them

Main ne khudh kabhi nahi mara magar wo log jo aisa kertey hain main ounhien bhi mana kerti hoon, tumhein kabhi aisa khayal nahi aaya dear that you might be hurting and killing other creatures who have never hurt you.

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