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naa parhen to behtar hai.....main kisi ki daant nahen sunooon gi sachiii..... :bhago:
okies..... that time i was in 5grade, arey haan urdu main bolna chahye werna yaaram aur masoood mufti ki klass len ge ...... :s
newayz.... hua kuch yun thaaa..... main aur mera chota bhaii choti tuna type fish hoti hain naaa...wo bohat jama kartey the..... aur sardyon ki doopehar main backyard main jaa ke dhoop mein tinkey ikethey kar ke aag laga ke razor se machlian halal kar ke bhun ke khaa jatey the ..... wo to nahen khata thaa....bus takbeer parrhta thaa.... hehee :lol to aik din mom ne hamen pakarr liyaaa..... hye hye bhaii bhaag giaa....main ne cycle nikali aur us ke peechey faraar....mom ne kaha aaney do tumharey dad ko zara bataooon gi tum logon ki harkaten.... :kood:
shaam ko again new harkat..... barri dono sis..... mazey se.... oranges khaa rahi theeeen..... dad came home..... sisters were sitting in lawn....meri nazar aik ghareeeeb maskeeen lizard pe parr gayeee.... ab shetan ka dimagh jaga bhaii ke paas gayee he refused ke nahen nahen gandi chees hai.....so kher i got the knife u know jis se bakrey ki gardan yeah exactly gardan halal kartey hain..... wo pakrri.... :wk lizard ke paas chupkey se gayeee....... us ke DO TUKRREY kar diye...... abhi tail ka main kia karti wo main ne phenk di .....face wala piece haath main pakrra wash kiaa.....khaasi soft theee...hehe abhi bhi yaad hai.... :eye: ... aur hand back ke peechey chupa ke sisters ke paaas gayeeee...... one is two yrz older other one four yrz older.....so u can imagine itney barrey nahen the...... un dono se kaha boojho meri konsi muthi main coin.....older sis said right un se choti ne kaha left....ab wo left main sleeping theee naa lizard.... :shh: ..... jis ne left kaha main ne us ke haath main muthi main kia thaa, usey dikhaye binaa rakh di............
phir naaaa pooochen........... sounds like ab bhago....... hye ri qismat ......dad bhi wahin aa gaye ..... sisters were crying like hell
....kia bechari nanhi si jaan thi lizard wo bhi mari huiiiii........ 
D: :zuban:
phir aagey to aap jaan hi gaye hon ge yeah
dad ne poochaa ...homework ker liyaa...i said yes.... unhon ne kaha behnon ko kion rulaya.....hehe....behnen cheekh ke ro rahi theeen..:cc: ..unhon ne shikayet ker di...... and then mom ko bhi ghussa charrh gyaaa bhaii zor se hansney laga.....dad looked at all of us ...mujhey side pe same room main bulaya... and ....one slap.....thaaaa.... .second slap....thaa... ... behnon ko kion rulaya..... lizard gandi cheez hai....is se tum beemar bhi ho sakti thee......ye wo...... wo ye...... saari raat shayed roti rahi.....subah tak raj ke fever ho gyaa..... skool se chuttii..... yeppieee.... :D
is ke ilawa bhi barri fazool harkaton se bachpan ji bharey huye hain...... ab sab kuch to nahen na sunatey.... :eye::D:
ooooo my goodness...........ap to kafi shararti hua karti thin.........waise mujhe lizard se koi hamdardi nhi hui :lol:........han ap ki sisters se kafi hamdardi hui :lol:.....mein bhi apni sis ko bhuut tang kia karti thi but kia hai na mien ghaar mein sab se choti hon to meri sis kabhi bhi meri shikayat nhi lagati thin.......mein atay ki chupkali bana kar us ko freez kar k un k shoulder par rakh dia karti thi or pochti thi baji ap k shoulder per kia hai.........or woh daikhte hi cheekh uthti thin.............mager maine kabhi kisi real ki lizard nhi chui.......ussay to mujhe bhi darr lagta hai :)
waise bhuuut maza aya ap ka qissa sun k mein es wakt apni business law ki class mein hon or itna hans rahi thi parhte hue k mere baraber wali ladki mujhe aise ghoor rhai thi k jaise mein pagal hogaye hon :D
Originally posted by Aania
naa parhen to behtar hai.....main kisi ki daant nahen sunooon gi sachiii..... :bhago:
okies..... that time i was in 5grade, arey haan urdu main bolna chahye werna yaaram aur masoood mufti ki klass len ge ...... :s
newayz.... hua kuch yun thaaa..... main aur mera chota bhaii choti tuna type fish hoti hain naaa...wo bohat jama kartey the..... aur sardyon ki doopehar main backyard main jaa ke dhoop mein tinkey ikethey kar ke aag laga ke razor se machlian halal kar ke bhun ke khaa jatey the ..... wo to nahen khata thaa....bus takbeer parrhta thaa.... hehee :lol to aik din mom ne hamen pakarr liyaaa..... hye hye bhaii bhaag giaa....main ne cycle nikali aur us ke peechey faraar....mom ne kaha aaney do tumharey dad ko zara bataooon gi tum logon ki harkaten.... :kood:
shaam ko again new harkat..... barri dono sis..... mazey se.... oranges khaa rahi theeeen..... dad came home..... sisters were sitting in lawn....meri nazar aik ghareeeeb maskeeen lizard pe parr gayeee.... ab shetan ka dimagh jaga bhaii ke paas gayee he refused ke nahen nahen gandi chees hai.....so kher i got the knife u know jis se bakrey ki gardan yeah exactly gardan halal kartey hain..... wo pakrri.... :wk lizard ke paas chupkey se gayeee....... us ke DO TUKRREY kar diye...... abhi tail ka main kia karti wo main ne phenk di .....face wala piece haath main pakrra wash kiaa.....khaasi soft theee...hehe abhi bhi yaad hai.... :eye: ... aur hand back ke peechey chupa ke sisters ke paaas gayeeee...... one is two yrz older other one four yrz older.....so u can imagine itney barrey nahen the...... un dono se kaha boojho meri konsi muthi main coin.....older sis said right un se choti ne kaha left....ab wo left main sleeping theee naa lizard.... :shh: ..... jis ne left kaha main ne us ke haath main muthi main kia thaa, usey dikhaye binaa rakh di............
phir naaaa pooochen........... sounds like ab bhago....... hye ri qismat ......dad bhi wahin aa gaye ..... sisters were crying like hell
....kia bechari nanhi si jaan thi lizard wo bhi mari huiiiii........ D: :zuban:phir aagey to aap jaan hi gaye hon ge yeah
dad ne poochaa ...homework ker liyaa...i said yes.... unhon ne kaha behnon ko kion rulaya.....hehe....behnen cheekh ke ro rahi theeen..:cc: ..unhon ne shikayet ker di...... and then mom ko bhi ghussa charrh gyaaa bhaii zor se hansney laga.....dad looked at all of us ...mujhey side pe same room main bulaya... and ....one slap.....thaaaa....
.second slap....thaa... ... behnon ko kion rulaya..... lizard gandi cheez hai....is se tum beemar bhi ho sakti thee......ye wo...... wo ye...... saari raat shayed roti rahi.....subah tak raj ke fever ho gyaa..... skool se chuttii..... yeppieee.... :Dis ke ilawa bhi barri fazool harkaton se bachpan ji bharey huye hain...... ab sab kuch to nahen na sunatey.... :eye::D:
waise bhuuut maza aya ap ka qissa sun k mein es wakt apni business law ki class mein hon or itna hans rahi thi parhte hue k mere baraber wali ladki mujhe aise ghoor rhai thi k jaise mein pagal hogaye hon :D
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