Bataiya!

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

haan haan ap tu larkay hi nahi ha:kr: is se yaad aya ap tu Aamir khatoon hain:khi: :khi: :khi:

tumhari is baat se yaad aaya ke tumhari to 2 saal pehlay yaadaasht chali gai thi. Yaad he na jub tum ne apnay aap ko pehli baar aainay mein dekha tha :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

oh i c
i mean k Aamir khatoon i c:kr::kr:
app k aanny say pehly he
bhagg gai bachari:lpop: :lpop:

Tum aaram se beth jao :khi: chalo shaabash kungi paker ke apni juein nikaalo :kr: :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

:khi: ya tu kafi mashoor khatoon ha:lpop:

kes kay sath bhagi bechari:tasali: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

woh bachari itni jalde main thi :khi:
bs ab kai btaoon baat
pohanchti pohanchti khaan tk
pohanch jati hay:kr:
ab woh itni jalde main thi k apny
ghory k saath he bhag gai
or koi to us k saath bhag nahi
sktaa tha naaaa:lpop: :lpop:

:kr: :kr: haan ya tu ha size problem :blush:
bechara ghora:tasali:

haan yeh to hay bachatra ghora:tasali:
lakin koi baat nahi jhaan woh thak gia
yeh us ko apny ooper betha lain gay

sahi kaha :khi:us kay liya tu koi masla hi nahi:kr:

haan g isiliye to kaha hay k
us k liye koi msla nahi hay
jo batain krni hain kr loo
abhi Aamir khatoon yhaan nahi :kr:
hay kal ay gee na jab yhaan pr kaam krny:kr:
to braa bharky ge

:lpop: bharkana us ki purani bemari ha jab dekho
asi:fuming: shakal ban jati ha us ki:khi: jab dekho apna bacha kucha bhosa jalata rahta ha:kr:

Aap dono ko Gaye Soap, aur LG TV bananay walon ki taraf se milta he aik aik adad





















:slap: :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

:kr: acha acha mian bhi kahoon keh yeh sunday or monday ko lahore se her waqt bhoosa jalne ki mehak kion aa rahi thi, tauba hai bhi Fari, tum pehle announce to ker diya kero keh tumhare ser ka bhoosa jalne laga hai sab naak band ker lain, tum nuqsaan ki zimadaar kion ho gi, mian to sham ko bahir nikla dost se milne to tab bhi jalan keh asaar baaqi tha:khi:



iss keh ser mian bhoosa nahi aande keh chhilke hian, woh to i think aag nahi pekrta na, jal jal keh kale hota jate hain:khi: :kr: kion bhi aamir kaka ab tum un chhilkoon ka color batao keh jal jal keh kaisa ho gaya hia

Tum ne pehla paragraph bilkul sahi hul kia, us per aap ko miltay hein 100/100 :hug:


doosra paragraph ghalat likhnay per tujay bhi Gaye soap aur LG TV ki taraf se inaam mil raha he :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

scah bolney per aaj kal teacher bhi martey hain ...........

Aap ko such boolnay ki saza kub de raha hoon...aap ko to saza jhoot na boolnay per mil rahi he

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

tumhari is baat se yaad aaya ke tumhari to 2 saal pehlay yaadaasht chali gai thi. Yaad he na jub tum ne apnay aap ko pehli baar aainay mein dekha tha :kr:

:hhh: kuch kaha ap nay:lpop:

Aap dono ko Gaye Soap, aur LG TV bananay walon ki taraf se milta he aik aik adad
:slap::slap:

Gaye Soap , aur LG TV bananay walon nay humay chor kar ya inaamat ap ko dainay ka faisla kiya ha!!!!:khi:
Mubarak ho:phool:


:slap: :slap:

['SamRazi']

Re: Bataiya!

Aap ko such boolnay ki saza kub de raha hoon...aap ko to saza jhoot na boolnay per mil rahi he

ab aap jhoot boltey ho to chahtey ho sab aap jesey ho jayein :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

:hhh: kuch kaha ap nay:lpop:




Gaye Soap , aur LG TV bananay walon nay humay chor kar ya inaamat ap ko dainay ka faisla kiya ha!!!!:khi:
Mubarak ho:phool:


:slap: :slap:

yaadaasht ke saath akal bhi chali gai thi kia...mujay nahi pata tha :tauba

Phool dene ka shukriya :)


:slap: :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

ab aap jhoot boltey ho to chahtey ho sab aap jesey ho jayein :lpop:

Tumhara naam such boolnay wali maan na daal doon :mm:

['SamRazi']

Re: Bataiya!

Tumhara naam such boolnay wali maan na daal doon :mm:

mujhe choro apna socho .. apna kya rakho gai ......... World's top liar"

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

yaadaasht ke saath akal bhi chali gai thi kia...mujay nahi pata tha :tauba

Phool dene ka shukriya :)


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:khi:muhjay tu lagta ha ap ko kuch bhi nahi pata:tasali:
ya do adad pehlay ka :slap: :slap: aur do adad abhi kay :slap::slap:dose shaid afaqa ho jay ap ko:lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

mujhe choro apna socho .. apna kya rakho gai ......... World's top liar"

Tum shayad Lawyer likhnay wali thi lekin spelling ghalat ho gaye :tauba Buchpan se ne nalaik thi tum :khi: spelling bhi nahi aatay :comfort:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

:khi:muhjay tu lagta ha ap ko kuch bhi nahi pata:tasali:
ya do adad pehlay ka :slap: :slap: aur do adad abhi kay :slap::slap:dose shaid afaqa ho jay ap ko:lpop:

apnay ustaad ke saath kesa salook kerte hein yeh tumhein tumharay kisi shagird ne nahi bataya

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

apnay ustaad ke saath kesa salook kerte hein yeh tumhein tumharay kisi shagird ne nahi bataya

:lpop: mujhay doctor nay batiya tha ap ka ilaj:khi: Ustaad kay ilaj per no compromise:na:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

:lpop: mujhay doctor nay batiya tha ap ka ilaj:khi: Ustaad kay ilaj per no compromise:na:

:kr: :kr: :kr:

jeeti raho...chahay ghalat he sahi tumhein ehsaas to hay mera :blush: