Bataiya!

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

:lpop: ap ki is zahanat se pata chalta ha ap ka dimag abhi bhi chalta ha kachway ki raftar se:khi:

Tumhari is fazool baat se mujay yaad aaya, aaj kul germi bohat he Lahore mein. Temperature 48 degree celsius ho jata he...Science-daanon ne kaha he ke Fari ko itni germi mein bahir na nikalnay diya jaye...wo kehtay hein ke germi mein boosa bohat jald aag paker leta he :blush:

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

Tumhari is fazool baat se mujay yaad aaya, aaj kul germi bohat he Lahore mein. Temperature 48 degree celsius ho jata he...Science-daanon ne kaha he ke Fari ko itni germi mein bahir na nikalnay diya jaye...wo kehtay hein ke germi mein boosa bohat jald aag paker leta he :blush:

:lpop: apki is fuzool baat se mujhay yaad aya kah ab tak kitni bar lahore anay per apkay bhosay nay agg pakri:khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bataiya!

:lpop: apki is fuzool baat se mujhay yaad aya kah ab tak kitni bar lahore anay per apkay bhosay nay agg pakri:khi:

Tumhari fazool baat se yaad aaya ke mera bhoosay se koi taaluq he nahi he...mein to aisa larka he nahi hoon :blush:

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

Tumhari fazool baat se yaad aaya ke mera bhoosay se koi taaluq he nahi he...mein to aisa larka he nahi hoon :blush:

haan haan ap tu larkay hi nahi ha:kr: is se yaad aya ap tu Aamir khatoon hain:khi: :khi: :khi:

[jia]

Re: Bataiya!

haan haan ap tu larkay hi nahi ha:kr: is se yaad aya ap tu Aamir khatoon hain:khi: :khi: :khi:

oh i c
i mean k Aamir khatoon i c:kr::kr:
app k aanny say pehly he
bhagg gai bachari:lpop: :lpop:

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

oh i c
i mean k Aamir khatoon i c:kr::kr:
app k aanny say pehly he
bhagg gai bachari:lpop: :lpop:

:khi: ya tu kafi mashoor khatoon ha:lpop:

kes kay sath bhagi bechari:tasali: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[jia]

Re: Bataiya!

:khi: ya tu kafi mashoor khatoon ha:lpop:

kes kay sath bhagi bechari:tasali: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

woh bachari itni jalde main thi :khi:
bs ab kai btaoon baat
pohanchti pohanchti khaan tk
pohanch jati hay:kr:
ab woh itni jalde main thi k apny
ghory k saath he bhag gai
or koi to us k saath bhag nahi
sktaa tha naaaa:lpop: :lpop:

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

woh bachari itni jalde main thi :khi:
bs ab kai btaoon baat
pohanchti pohanchti khaan tk
pohanch jati hay:kr:
ab woh itni jalde main thi k apny
ghory k saath he bhag gai
or koi to us k saath bhag nahi
sktaa tha naaaa:lpop: :lpop:

:kr: :kr: haan ya tu ha size problem :blush:
bechara ghora:tasali:

[jia]

Re: Bataiya!

haan yeh to hay bachatra ghora:tasali:
lakin koi baat nahi jhaan woh thak gia
yeh us ko apny ooper betha lain gay

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

haan yeh to hay bachatra ghora:tasali:
lakin koi baat nahi jhaan woh thak gia
yeh us ko apny ooper betha lain gay

sahi kaha :khi:us kay liya tu koi masla hi nahi:kr:

[jia]

Re: Bataiya!

sahi kaha :khi:us kay liya tu koi masla hi nahi:kr:

haan g isiliye to kaha hay k
us k liye koi msla nahi hay
jo batain krni hain kr loo
abhi Aamir khatoon yhaan nahi :kr:
hay kal ay gee na jab yhaan pr kaam krny:kr:
to braa bharky ge

[fari]

Re: Bataiya!

haan g isiliye to kaha hay k
us k liye koi msla nahi hay
jo batain krni hain kr loo
abhi Aamir khatoon yhaan nahi :kr:
hay kal ay gee na jab yhaan pr kaam krny:kr:
to braa bharky ge

:lpop: bharkana us ki purani bemari ha jab dekho
asi:fuming: shakal ban jati ha us ki:khi: jab dekho apna bacha kucha bhosa jalata rahta ha:kr:

[musaddaq]

Re: Bataiya!

Tumhari is fazool baat se mujay yaad aaya, aaj kul germi bohat he Lahore mein. Temperature 48 degree celsius ho jata he...Science-daanon ne kaha he ke Fari ko itni germi mein bahir na nikalnay diya jaye...wo kehtay hein ke germi mein boosa bohat jald aag paker leta he :blush:

:kr: acha acha mian bhi kahoon keh yeh sunday or monday ko lahore se her waqt bhoosa jalne ki mehak kion aa rahi thi, tauba hai bhi Fari, tum pehle announce to ker diya kero keh tumhare ser ka bhoosa jalne laga hai sab naak band ker lain, tum nuqsaan ki zimadaar kion ho gi, mian to sham ko bahir nikla dost se milne to tab bhi jalan keh asaar baaqi tha:khi:

:lpop: apki is fuzool baat se mujhay yaad aya kah ab tak kitni bar lahore anay per apkay bhosay nay agg pakri:khi:

iss keh ser mian bhoosa nahi aande keh chhilke hian, woh to i think aag nahi pekrta na, jal jal keh kale hota jate hain:khi: :kr: kion bhi aamir kaka ab tum un chhilkoon ka color batao keh jal jal keh kaisa ho gaya hia

[musaddaq]

Re: Bataiya!

:khi: ya tu kafi mashoor khatoon ha:lpop:

kes kay sath bhagi bechari:tasali: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

ussi ghuubaare wale keh saath jiss se roz subah uthte sath hi maar khata tha :kr:

['SamRazi']

Re: Bataiya!

Kitni nalaiq ho...tumhara general knowledge to bohat kamzoor he...chalo haath karo

scah bolney per aaj kal teacher bhi martey hain ...........