Bolay to URDU...!!

[RulzZ]

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hum nay parha tha kahin...."aap boht shusta(shasta) urdu bolty hien"
shasta ka kya matlab hay...?

shusta kehtay hain nastaleeq ko :blush:, yani aap bohot nastaleeq urdu boltay hain :lpop:..
ab nastaleeq ka matlab lala jee batain gee :khi:

[RulzZ]

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ji hamain maloom hai lakin rawan jumla nahi likh paa rahe thay na es liye esa hua :blush: lakin ainda muhtat rahen ge boley tou

:na:

ye aik esi khubi hai jo sab bhayun mein baderja utam pae jati hai.hamare chhote bhae ne apni uni(jamia :blush:) k pass gher liya hua hai jahan woh apne aik dost k sath rehte hain. aik din hamain un ki lib se kuch kitaben leni thein tou ham pehli baar un k sath un k flat(gher :blush:) gaye. MASHALLAH aap k bayan kerda halaat se milte julte haalat thay wahan bhi. halanke woh bazar se khana nahi late phir bhi :lol. unn k dost tou uni mein thay lakin jo haal tha bawerchi khaney ka aur baqi gher ka hamare 2 ghante lag gaye cheezen sambhalte. aur woh janab kehte rahe aap na karen na kyun k hamain (un ko aur un k dost ko) 3-4 dino k baad josh aata hai aur ham her cheez saleeqey se rakh lete hain agla aik hafta aaram se guzer jata hai:khi:ham ne bhi aap k baba ki tarah unn ki khub dhulae ki :lol mazeed dhulaae hui un ki jab hamare barrey bhyya Pak se wapsi per unn k pass aik hafta rahe. aik hafte mein ye haal ho gaya k "jangle ka jangle hara ho gaya" :khi:

:khi: yeh to such hai kay ziadah tar aisay he hotay hain, dar'asl hum loog bohot takhleeqi zehen kay hamil hotay hain :blush: hum say koi kaam he nahi hota jab tak phailawa na karaiN

[*Duaa*]

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hum nay parha tha kahin...."aap boht shusta(shasta) urdu bolty hien"
shasta ka kya matlab hay...?

[*Duaa*]

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aap pair khaiye aam na giniye :khi: aik musalsal seyaana aur lagataar zaheen bunda aap ko yeh mashwara de raha he, baki aap ki merzi isay khaiye ya is ka surma bana ke aankhon mein daaliye :khi:

hmmm....khaanay ka to iraada nhi hay aur surma hum lagaatay nhi hien
haan albatta sayaanay banday ko beenaai tayz karnay k liay iski zaroorat ho gi:khi:
agar kehty ho to surma bana k parcel kar doon:mm:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Bolay to URDU...!!

ye chashmay lagane walon ki aik mushtrika khubi hoti hai. hamare school mein aik teacher thein aik din unn ka chashma ghum ho gaya. sari class mohim per nikli. kamrey mein kiya poore school mein dhondh li. sab logon se pooch dala. nahi mila :( aakhir thak ker jab unhon ne apney mathey per hath maara:tauba esay tou pata chala chashma tou unn k mathey per tika hua hai shayed bey-dhyani mein zara der ko ooper kiya aur bhool gayen. tab se hamare samne jab bhi koi apna chashma dhonshne ki tayari kerta hai ham usse uss ka maatha dekhne ko zaroor kehte hain :lol(ya ALLAH ye check kerne ki Urdu ne hamare 5 min zaaya ker diye):khi:

ye sciency naam ese he hote hain. Allah bhala kare LATIN ka zaban khud tou murda ho gae hai lakin science perrhne walon ka kaam poora ker gae hai :lol

Aap ki teacher ke baray mein sun ker meri to aankhon mein aansu aa gaye :lol aur us per aap jese taabeedaar shagird...jinhon ne na kabi teacher ko nazar utha ke he nahi dekha ke kahin ser pe moojood chashma he nazar na aa jaye :kr:

Latin zuban walon ne to aap jese bohat se masoom loogon se badla le liya, lekin aap fiker na karein, mein aap ka badla un se zaroor loon ga...mein un ke liye bohat ziada mehnat ker ke, din raat aik ker ke, urdu zubaan mein science ke mazameen likhon ga ta ke wo unhein perh he na sakein

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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:) :) :)
shukriya.....kuchh nah batanay k liay ...aap to sayaany ho gy ho..:)
waysay kya aap sachh muchh goond kateeray ko doodh mien mila k peetay ho...woh to kuchh ajeeb sa tha,....aysa to nhi tha woh to koi khaanay wali cheez lagti thi...peenay waali ..bilkul nhi....:na:

aap pair khaiye aam na giniye :khi: aik musalsal seyaana aur lagataar zaheen bunda aap ko yeh mashwara de raha he, baki aap ki merzi isay khaiye ya is ka surma bana ke aankhon mein daaliye :khi:

[Gul-e-Lala]

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is dhagay ki badolat ma'badolat ki kafi ijjat ho rahi hai :blush:, sab he humaray shukarguzar ho rahay haiN , wesay humaray yahan bhi yeh cheez bawarchi'khanay maiN nahi hoti.... ab isi say andaza lagaeay kay humaiN bawarchi'khanay maiN janay say kitni dilchaspi hai :lpop:, balkay aik qis'sa sunatay hain...

aik baar humaray ghar walay Islamabad gaiy humaiN tanha choR kar, ab janab bazar say khana lana aur khana humari aadat ban gai aik haftay kay leay... aik haftay baad jab ghar walay wapis aaiy to bawarchi khanay ka haal daikh kar unhaiN haal aanay lagay :khi:, kioN kay bazar say khana la la kar hum saray bartan kharab kar chukay thay par dhonay ki zehmat nahi ki , ab aap khud andaza lagaeay kay aik haftay tak bawarchi khanay ki safai na ho to kia haal ho sakta hai , khair jo howa so howa par dukh ki baat yeh hai amma nay to kuch na kaha par abba nay kuch kuch kaha tha ab woh kuch kuch suna nahi saktay kion kay yahan humari kuch izzat hai :blush:

ye aik esi khubi hai jo sab bhayun mein baderja utam pae jati hai.hamare chhote bhae ne apni uni(jamia :blush:) k pass gher liya hua hai jahan woh apne aik dost k sath rehte hain. aik din hamain un ki lib se kuch kitaben leni thein tou ham pehli baar un k sath un k flat(gher :blush:) gaye. MASHALLAH aap k bayan kerda halaat se milte julte haalat thay wahan bhi. halanke woh bazar se khana nahi late phir bhi :lol. unn k dost tou uni mein thay lakin jo haal tha bawerchi khaney ka aur baqi gher ka hamare 2 ghante lag gaye cheezen sambhalte. aur woh janab kehte rahe aap na karen na kyun k hamain (un ko aur un k dost ko) 3-4 dino k baad josh aata hai aur ham her cheez saleeqey se rakh lete hain agla aik hafta aaram se guzer jata hai:khi:ham ne bhi aap k baba ki tarah unn ki khub dhulae ki :lol mazeed dhulaae hui un ki jab hamare barrey bhyya Pak se wapsi per unn k pass aik hafta rahe. aik hafte mein ye haal ho gaya k "jangle ka jangle hara ho gaya" :khi:

[Gul-e-Lala]

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maz'rat nahi bolay to urdu yahi to woh baat hai jis kayleay dhaga shoro kia tha :embarasse, matlab milawat na ki jaiy

ji hamain maloom hai lakin rawan jumla nahi likh paa rahe thay na es liye esa hua :blush: lakin ainda muhtat rahen ge boley tou

[Gul-e-Lala]

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:tauba Ghalti se mistake ho gai, yeh akser ho jaya kerti he, jese kai baar mein apna chashma laga ke chashma dhoondta rehta hoon jo puray room mein kahin nahi milta :tauba khair mazratun.

Tabsara mazay ka kia hona he Lala ji, us ka naam he aisa he, aap to mashallah perhi likhi hein, ghoor karein gi to pata chal he jaye ga aap ko :tauba

ye chashmay lagane walon ki aik mushtrika khubi hoti hai. hamare school mein aik teacher thein aik din unn ka chashma ghum ho gaya. sari class mohim per nikli. kamrey mein kiya poore school mein dhondh li. sab logon se pooch dala. nahi mila :( aakhir thak ker jab unhon ne apney mathey per hath maara:tauba esay tou pata chala chashma tou unn k mathey per tika hua hai shayed bey-dhyani mein zara der ko ooper kiya aur bhool gayen. tab se hamare samne jab bhi koi apna chashma dhonshne ki tayari kerta hai ham usse uss ka maatha dekhne ko zaroor kehte hain :lol(ya ALLAH ye check kerne ki Urdu ne hamare 5 min zaaya ker diye):khi:

ye sciency naam ese he hote hain. Allah bhala kare LATIN ka zaban khud tou murda ho gae hai lakin science perrhne walon ka kaam poora ker gae hai :lol

[RulzZ]

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:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
kahani mazay ki hay:kr: :kr: magar yeh hamaray ghr mien bhi paysh aati rahee hay :tauba jab hamaray bhai ghar mien akaylay hoty thy to yehi karty thay....
waysay hayrat hay apki amma jani nay apko kuchh nahi kaha warna hamari amma jani to ik din k liay bhi kahin jaatien thien to wapas aa kar hamari khoob khabar laytien:embarasse ...halan k hum har kaam dhayaan say kartay magar phir bhi kuchh nah kuchh reh he jata tha ya galat ho jata tha ...aur phir amma kehti thien.....thori dayr k liay bhi kahin chali jaoon ghar ki haalat hee badal jaati hay:D :D :D
aur yeh ap k baba nay jo kuchh kuchh kaha tha ....munh say hee kaha tha na:mm: yaaa:khi: :khi:

yeh bhai loog hotay he aisay hain :khi:, dar'asl humaiN danday ki zuban samajh he nahi aati is leay baba nay munh say he keh dia jo kehna tha

[*Duaa*]

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is dhagay ki badolat ma'badolat ki kafi ijjat ho rahi hai :blush:, sab he humaray shukarguzar ho rahay haiN , wesay humaray yahan bhi yeh cheez bawarchi'khanay maiN nahi hoti.... ab isi say andaza lagaeay kay humaiN bawarchi'khanay maiN janay say kitni dilchaspi hai :lpop:, balkay aik qis'sa sunatay hain...

aik baar humaray ghar walay Islamabad gaiy humaiN tanha choR kar, ab janab bazar say khana lana aur khana humari aadat ban gai aik haftay kay leay... aik haftay baad jab ghar walay wapis aaiy to bawarchi khanay ka haal daikh kar unhaiN haal aanay lagay :khi:, kioN kay bazar say khana la la kar hum saray bartan kharab kar chukay thay par dhonay ki zehmat nahi ki , ab aap khud andaza lagaeay kay aik haftay tak bawarchi khanay ki safai na ho to kia haal ho sakta hai , khair jo howa so howa par dukh ki baat yeh hai amma nay to kuch na kaha par abba nay kuch kuch kaha tha ab woh kuch kuch suna nahi saktay kion kay yahan humari kuch izzat hai :blush:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
kahani mazay ki hay:kr: :kr: magar yeh hamaray ghr mien bhi paysh aati rahee hay :tauba jab hamaray bhai ghar mien akaylay hoty thy to yehi karty thay....
waysay hayrat hay apki amma jani nay apko kuchh nahi kaha warna hamari amma jani to ik din k liay bhi kahin jaatien thien to wapas aa kar hamari khoob khabar laytien:embarasse ...halan k hum har kaam dhayaan say kartay magar phir bhi kuchh nah kuchh reh he jata tha ya galat ho jata tha ...aur phir amma kehti thien.....thori dayr k liay bhi kahin chali jaoon ghar ki haalat hee badal jaati hay:D :D :D
aur yeh ap k baba nay jo kuchh kuchh kaha tha ....munh say hee kaha tha na:mm: yaaa:khi: :khi:

[RulzZ]

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bajaa farmaaya aap nay:khi: masalay bawarchi khaanay mien hee hotay hien magar yeh masaala to hargiz nhi ...khayr ab issay jahan bhi rakhien hamari balaa say...koi farq nhi parta...humien iski haqeeqat say aagahi ho gai hay ...is dhaagay ki badoolat...aur yeh dhaaga banany k liy shukriya:)

is dhagay ki badolat ma'badolat ki kafi ijjat ho rahi hai :blush:, sab he humaray shukarguzar ho rahay haiN , wesay humaray yahan bhi yeh cheez bawarchi'khanay maiN nahi hoti.... ab isi say andaza lagaeay kay humaiN bawarchi'khanay maiN janay say kitni dilchaspi hai :lpop:, balkay aik qis'sa sunatay hain...

aik baar humaray ghar walay Islamabad gaiy humaiN tanha choR kar, ab janab bazar say khana lana aur khana humari aadat ban gai aik haftay kay leay... aik haftay baad jab ghar walay wapis aaiy to bawarchi khanay ka haal daikh kar unhaiN haal aanay lagay :khi:, kioN kay bazar say khana la la kar hum saray bartan kharab kar chukay thay par dhonay ki zehmat nahi ki , ab aap khud andaza lagaeay kay aik haftay tak bawarchi khanay ki safai na ho to kia haal ho sakta hai , khair jo howa so howa par dukh ki baat yeh hai amma nay to kuch na kaha par abba nay kuch kuch kaha tha ab woh kuch kuch suna nahi saktay kion kay yahan humari kuch izzat hai :blush:

[*Duaa*]

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masalay bawarchi khanay maiN he to hotay haiN :cc:

bajaa farmaaya aap nay:khi: masalay bawarchi khaanay mien hee hotay hien magar yeh masaala to hargiz nhi ...khayr ab issay jahan bhi rakhien hamari balaa say...koi farq nhi parta...humien iski haqeeqat say aagahi ho gai hay ...is dhaagay ki badoolat...aur yeh dhaaga banany k liy shukriya:)

[*Duaa*]

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Theek he aainda tumhein koi mashwara nahi doon ga :lpop: ub Goond Kateera Bilkul bhi na khareedna, Ub usay Paani mein bhi bilkul na Bigoona, Aur na he ub tum isay doodh mein daal ke mazay mazay se peena aur na he Goond Kateera pi ke farhat aur thandak hasil kerna :na: Aur mein tumhein yeh bhi nahi bataon ga ke yeh good kateera goond wali barfi ke ouper istamaal hota he, tumhein kuch batanay ka faida nahi :tauba

:) :) :)
shukriya.....kuchh nah batanay k liay ...aap to sayaany ho gy ho..:)
waysay kya aap sachh muchh goond kateeray ko doodh mien mila k peetay ho...woh to kuchh ajeeb sa tha,....aysa to nhi tha woh to koi khaanay wali cheez lagti thi...peenay waali ..bilkul nhi....:na:

[RulzZ]

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oh sorry....i mean...oh ho:tauba
mera matlab hay k mien mazrat chahti hoon......shop k liay:D
waysay hamien samajh nhi aai k iska bawarchi khaaanay say kya ta'aluq hay:mm:

masalay bawarchi khanay maiN he to hotay haiN :cc:

dear jahan tak hamara knowledge hai es ka direct kitchen se koi link banta nahi hai. haan ye hai k bhot si internal problems(eng k liye maazrat) k ilaj k liye estmaal hota hai lakin woh bhi in combinition with some other herbs. ab ye kitchen section mein kiya ker raha tha ye ham nahi jante mager ye baat tay hai k es ka khanon mein direct estmaal nahi hota

maz'rat nahi bolay to urdu yahi to woh baat hai jis kayleay dhaga shoro kia tha :embarasse, matlab milawat na ki jaiy