Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

jee nahi... yeh iss liye tent mai so raha hai bcz usko apne neend ziada pyari hai...aur sakooon aram se so raha hai aur biwi bichari ko bahir thans me sulaa raha hai :hathora




itna bhola hota to yeh bhi na kerta... jab tak masnzil nahi aye gi yeh issi tarah nawab ban ker betha rahe ga


ha haa haa ...biwi aisi shopping kab kerti hain ???




moto ki kuch to madad ker sakta tha naa yeh be-lihaaz :p




2 shadiya kerli aur pihr bhi dono biwi kitni saabir hain...:tasali:





waisye yeh mujhe biwi nahi lagi... yeh to uski aunty shunty lag rahi hai:mm:

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Mene abhi in se poocha hai...Wo bata rehe the k.......
In ki Begham ko NEND ME CHALNE KI AADAT hai 372-haha Is leye Us Sepical kheyal kia taa-k wo Aaaram se Neend me Ghom pher ker aaa jae 372-haha



Ohhh Nahi Nahi.... nahii Acually na.... yeah Apni Begham ko JHOOLEY de raha hai 372-haha Kabhi Uper kabhi Neeche :khi:






Aree yeah Montly Shopping hai bei chiips

Bechari ko PEPSI k begair koi Chagha hazam he nahi hota :hansi ......iss leye na :lol




Wo iss leye nahi ker raha kio k.....Wo dekhna chah raha hai k....Me jo BHENS paal raha hoo.....Wo Pese hala b ker rehe hai ya nahi :p






Yeah saabir nahi....."Saabra" hain 372-haha





Iss Moto ne Itna Khaya hai k....Apna Hasar Nassar ker dia hai :khi:

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

:lpop:

Mashallah :D

apke jawab to la jawaab hain .... :mm: lekin mujhe batiye jo shohar apni biwi se darta ho...(jaise koi bacha teacher se dar raha ho :p) wo shohar... to nahi hua naa wo mao billi hoi....:lol


yeh jo ajkal ke Hubbies hain na ... yeh masoom shaklain banaa ker, api mazloom kahaniya suna suna ker logou ki Hamdardiyaa le rahe hain... :hathora itnaaaaaaaaaaaa Jhoot bolte hain yeh husBANDS toba toba.... kabhi dar bhi nahi lagta inko...ke chori pakri jaye gi...


baqi thori dair me jwaab deti hoon...:lpop:

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

:lpop:

Mashallah :D

apke jawab to la jawaab hain .... :mm: lekin mujhe batiye jo shohar apni biwi se darta ho...(jaise koi bacha teacher se dar raha ho :p) wo shohar... to nahi hua naa wo mao billi hoi....:lol


yeh jo ajkal ke Hubbies hain na ... yeh masoom shaklain banaa ker, api mazloom kahaniya suna suna ker logou ki Hamdardiyaa le rahe hain... :hathora itnaaaaaaaaaaaa Jhoot bolte hain yeh husBANDS toba toba.... kabhi dar bhi nahi lagta inko...ke chori pakri jaye gi...


baqi thori dair me jwaab deti hoon...:lpop:

:jazak:

Dekhain.... Jungle me rehtey hue Sher se Bair lena Aqalmandi bhi to nahi hoti na :embarasse


Masoom to yeah Pehle he hote hain :khi: Or Mazloom tab bantey hain jab yeah Begham ki Sitam-Zareefi se tang aa jaeey hain :uf mere khuda:


Thori dair khatam nahi hoi kia ? :D:

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

:jazak:

Dekhain.... Jungle me rehtey hue Sher se Bair lena Aqalmandi bhi to nahi hoti na :embarasse


Masoom to yeah Pehle he hote hain :khi: Or Mazloom tab bantey hain jab yeah Begham ki Sitam-Zareefi se tang aa jaeey hain :uf mere khuda:


Thori dair khatam nahi hoi kia ? :D:

JIs din se aap mazloom aurtou ki stories likhne bethain ge..na uss din apko Ehsaas hoga ke.... ke biwis bichari kiya kiya sehti hain....

Miya to subah uthati hain....usko taiyaar kerti hain...( dhang se koi apne kapre to pehan nahi sakta ).... pihr nashta khilaati hain ...apne haahou se ....usko shoes pehnaati hain.. pihr saara din ghar safai ker ke uske intezaar mai bethi rehti hain..... 372-shock

aur raat ko jaab ata he 12 baje....to us ke liye table per khana rakha hota he saja ker... aur wo kehta he....begum mai ne to kha liya tha :hathora

pihr next day se wohi qisse ...

bichari biwi gin gin ker din guzarti he.... aur kiya milta he usko ... siwaaye... shirt ki pocket mai se LETTERS.... HAIRBAINDS>>> 372-shed

tobaaa tobaaaaaaaaaaa astaghafuralllah :fuming:

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

JIs din se aap mazloom aurtou ki stories likhne bethain ge..na uss din apko Ehsaas hoga ke.... ke biwis bichari kiya kiya sehti hain....

Miya to subah uthati hain....usko taiyaar kerti hain...( dhang se koi apne kapre to pehan nahi sakta ).... pihr nashta khilaati hain ...apne haahou se ....usko shoes pehnaati hain.. pihr saara din ghar safai ker ke uske intezaar mai bethi rehti hain..... 372-shock

aur raat ko jaab ata he 12 baje....to us ke liye table per khana rakha hota he saja ker... aur wo kehta he....begum mai ne to kha liya tha :hathora

pihr next day se wohi qisse ...

bichari biwi gin gin ker din guzarti he.... aur kiya milta he usko ... siwaaye... shirt ki pocket mai se LETTERS.... HAIRBAINDS>>> 372-shed

tobaaa tobaaaaaaaaaaa astaghafuralllah :fuming:

JIs din se aap mazloom aurtou ki stories likhne bethain ge..na uss din apko Ehsaas hoga ke.... ke biwis bichari kiya kiya sehti hain....

1st of all Aap EDIT kerain k Biqi bechari nahi hoti :uf mere khuda:
2nd Me esi Jesarat nahi ker sakta.... Kio k mujhe se Jhooth nahi bola jaee ga na :hansi

Miya to subah uthati hain....usko taiyaar kerti hain...( dhang se koi apne kapre to pehan nahi sakta ).... pihr nashta khilaati hain ...apne haahou se ....usko shoes pehnaati hain.. pihr saara din ghar safai ker ke uske intezaar mai bethi rehti hain.....

Goya Miyaan na ho gya.... School jata bach ho gya :bohut hansi:

Or apne hath se Nasta kio kerwati hai :D:

Yeah bhi to bataen na...Miyan raat ko biwi k paooo daba daba ker thak jata hai.... Lekin majaaal hai k wo kehe BUSS

aur raat ko jaab ata he 12 baje....to us ke liye table per khana rakha hota he saja ker... aur wo kehta he....begum mai ne to kha liya tha

Woh actually na... Begham ko preshan nahi kerna chahta ho ga.... Haqeeqat me us ki tabeeyat Kharab hoti hai na udasi

pihr next day se wohi qisse ...

bichari biwi gin gin ker din guzarti he.... aur kiya milta he usko ... siwaaye... shirt ki pocket mai se LETTERS.... HAIRBAINDS>>>

Aik baat ki samajh nahi lagi k... Biwi gin gin ker din kio guzarti hai ?:hansi
Kia wo GINTI yaad kerti hain ? 372-haha

Oho.... Biwiyaan bhi na itna Negative soochti hain.... Actually Miyaan Part Time Job me "AnaarKali" me HAIR-BANDS jo sale kerta hai....:dance: to uss ki pocket me se Hairbands he niklain gain na :otay:

Or jaha tak baat reh gaee LETTERS ki to...wo Letters nahi hote bei :na: ........... Wo na....... Un hair-Bands k vouchers (Raseedain) hote hain .... :acha:

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

1st of all Aap EDIT kerain k Biqi bechari nahi hoti :uf mere khuda:
2nd Me esi Jesarat nahi ker sakta.... Kio k mujhe se Jhooth nahi bola jaee ga na :hansi

larkou se yehi towaqou he ke wo kabhi sach nahii likhain gai


Goya Miyaan na ho gya.... School jata bach ho gya :bohut hansi:

Or apne hath se Nasta kio kerwati hai :D:

miya aur bache me ziada farq nahi hota he.... nashta isliye kerwati hainn kiouke usko thikk se khana bhi nhai ataa :khi:


Yeah bhi to bataen na...Miyan raat ko biwi k paooo daba daba ker thak jata hai.... Lekin majaaal hai k wo kehe BUSS


Paaou kiu dabaae ga shohar ? us ka bas chale to biwi ka gala dabaa de


Woh actually na... Begham ko preshan nahi kerna chahta ho ga.... Haqeeqat me us ki tabeeyat Kharab hoti hai na udasi

biwi ka itna khiyal hota to kam se kam phone bhi ker sakta he ke mai dair se ounga :hathora

Aik baat ki samajh nahi lagi k... Biwi gin gin ker din kio guzarti hai ?:hansi
Kia wo GINTI yaad kerti hain ? 372-haha


kiuke biwi ke liya shohar hi sab kuch hota he :p ab wo apne SARTAAJ ka intezaar nahi kere gi to kiska kere gi

Oho.... Biwiyaan bhi na itna Negative soochti hain.... Actually Miyaan Part Time Job me "AnaarKali" me HAIR-BANDS jo sale kerta hai....:dance: to uss ki pocket me se Hairbands he niklain gain na :otay:

Negative kiya sochna he jaab roz loveletters niklain ge jaib se to to apna SAr maare gi Diwaarou se. :hathora


Or jaha tak baat reh gaee LETTERS ki to...wo Letters nahi hote bei :na: ........... Wo na....... Un hair-Bands k vouchers (Raseedain) hote hain .... :acha:[/quote]





hahhahaa hairbands k raseed...wo BUY kerke deta kisko he?

[mano_billi]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

shohar mazloom nahi hote :zuban: biwiya mazloom masoom hoti hein :eye:
or shohar kabhi kabhi evil creatures ban jate hein 372-shed or tab bhe biwiyan bichari khamoshi se sab seh jati hein :(
apne shohar ka khyal rakhna baht achi baat he kisi cheez ki zarurat na parh jaye unke kehne se pehle hi pata hona chahye na

wase baht acha likha ap ne

[Cute Ruba]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

MASHALLAH bohat hi acha likha hai...
magar ye shohar becharey hamesha khod ko mazloom kyun samjhtey hain....???
iske pechey bhi koi gehra raaz chupa hoga....:garmi: