Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

[Gul]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

ohoh waah aap bhi likh lete hain ?aaj maloom hua :p

acha likha hai :lol

mujhe urdu likhni aati ,to aap ko zarror tehreeran jawaab deti :lpop:

ap issi trah ki urdu ..yani roman mein likh kar jawab dein
Kion K
KK ko jawab chaiyay naa onhi k andaaz mein

Mein iss sinf mein nahi likh sakti na !! warnaaaaaa!!
( yeh K K bhai k liya hai :khi: )

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

ap issi trah ki urdu ..yani roman mein likh kar jawab dein
Kion K
KK ko jawab chaiyay naa onhi k andaaz mein

Mein iss sinf mein nahi likh sakti na !! warnaaaaaa!!
( yeh K K bhai k liya hai :khi: )

:khi: wo to maine likh diya aab wo khud hi idher aaker padhna nahi chah rahe :D

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

Pehli baat mard abhi tak Zaalim hi hain....auratin mazloom hain

Aap kese keh sakti hain k Mard Zaalim hain...? Areey Baba Wo dour Beet Gaee hain...yeah ab Purani

Baaten ho chuki hain ....
Mene jese Uper Delail se saabit kia hai...Aab bhi Sabit kerain... :hansi

Sehme huye Shohar?? Shohar sehmta tab he jab uski Choriya pakri jaati hain...

Jee nahi.... Jab koi larki.... Shadi k baad ... Begham ka Roop dhaar leti hai to... Wo pher "Be-Gham"

ban jaati hai.... Sare Zamaney k Gham Uss k Shohar Mosoof ko Goya jehez ki soorat me miltey

hain......Or wo Aapni iss Sadarat ka Najaiz Faida uthatey hue....Ghar ki Chabio per Kabza kerne k

saath saath....Shohar ki Car ki Keys.... b apne Daman me rekh leti hain...

Mobile phone ka check kerna...yeh to bari achi baat he... shohar ka khiyal rakhti he naa us ka balance kam naa hojaye...

Driver ko bhi isliye Mobile deti he...ta ke jab Shohar Mobile Ghar bhul jaey.. to driver kam se kam apna hi de de...

Jee nahi... Driver per wo apne shohar se zyada Etmaad kerti hain.... Goya Lamha ba'Lamha ki Reporting

rekhti hain... Sahab ab kaha hain... Sahab kis se mil rehe hain... Sahab ko khana Samreen (PA.) ne

khelaya ya unhoo ne khud khaya... Sahab Kis se Meeting ker rehe hain.... Sahab Samreen ko baar baar

kio bulatey hain....

ufffff kitni achi hoti hain biwiyaaa.....kitna Khiaal rakhti hain apne Sar Taajou ka

Uff Kia Thanedaar ka roop dharna acha hota hai ?

Hitler koi Female nahi tha...wo MALE hi tha...issliye uska ROOOP to aik HUSBAND hi le sakta he

Bilkul Hitlar Male tha.... But jo uss ka Roub , Dabdeba Or Dehsaat , Wehsat, Garoor Yeah wo sab

cheezain hain jo aaaj kal ki beghamt mee aaam paii jati hain...

MIya Mazloom aur laachar tab Nazar aaate hain jab unko yeh Andaza hojaata he...kai unka JHOOT pakra gaea...aur tab Sharmandgi se unka sar zameen ke ander Ghussa jataa he...

Nahi... Wo apni Begham k peh-darpe Waar se , uss k Mazalim se us ki shakal Mazloomo jesi ho jati

hai....

Apni biwi ko kehte hain pooora niqaab lo aur khud ankahin Ghumaane mai koi Qasar nahi chorte...

Wwoh aankhain iss leye Gumatey ker dektey hain...Yeah janeney k leye k.... Aaaya yehi to uss ki bivi

nahi..... Or jab aap Log unhain pyar se nahi dekhtien to...Wo...Foran samajh jaaatey hain..... k...Yehe unki begham hain....

Apne Dost ka Waqeya yaad aa gyaa .... Uski beewi ne aik Din Make-up nahi kia hua tha...Wo Office se ghar aaya...Saree Ghar me aapni Biwi ko Dhonda....Jab wo na Milli to Khushi se Bed-room gya or Apne Dost ko yeah bataney k leye k...Aaj uss ki bivi ghar per nahi hai....Joooh he uss ne Telephone set ko haath lagaya...Aik Awaz aai...KIA KER REHE HO..... Ghab rate Ghabratey uss ne peeche mur ker dekha to aik 80 Years ki Khatoon Khari hoen thien.. hehe Us ne un se poocha.... Aap kon hai Baji jee...

ahaaa bare Be-bass hai .... be-bassi yeh hai ke biwi ke saamne apni "Saheliou" se guftugo nahi ker sakte ...

Wo bechare Shohar to apni Thanedaar numa Begham k Mazaaaalim se iss kadar Sataaee hote hain ...wo

kese "seheliyaan" paal saktey hain

Biwi Maikee chali jaati he to ... 2 din chalo Azaadi se manaate hain (baaqoul aapke ) lekin 2 din ke baad hi Halaaat kharaab hone lagti he....haaayee Wapiss ajaouuuuuuuuu kai RAAAG lahna sharoo hojaate hain....LOL

Woh to iss leye kehte hain k.....Aab rooz rooz un se..... Bacho ko...Nehlaya, Khana Pakana, wagera nahi hota... ..Matlab...! Pyar bulata hai Biwi ka :D:

aur yeh latife is qisam ke hum to ache nahi lagte....biwi ke marne ka itna hi Intezaar hota he to aik din me hi Zehar khilaa dain.....aur phir koi dooosri dhoond ker uskai saath bhi wohi kerain..........

(Lagta hai aap ne Joke nNama Waqeye ko Seroius le lia hai)Aap Matlab theek se nahi samkien... Shohar

Pyar se kehte hain...kio k...Wo Apni Mohobbat ko Amar kerna chatey hain...Dekhain na...Taj-Mehal me

saab Honey-Moon iss leye Mananey jatey hain ...kio ....k Wo apni Begham ko bataen k dekho... Kitni

Pyari lag rehe hai Chup kiye hue ....

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

Aap kese keh sakti hain k Mard Zaalim hain...? Areey Baba Wo dour Beet Gaee hain...yeah ab Purani

Baaten ho chuki hain ....
Mene jese Uper Delail se saabit kia hai...Aab bhi Sabit kerain... :hansi

Zaalim Shohar apni biwi ko Bahir ghumaane nahi le ker jaataa :lpop:

Jee nahi.... Jab koi larki.... Shadi k baad ... Begham ka Roop dhaar leti hai to... Wo pher "Be-Gham"

ban jaati hai.... Sare Zamaney k Gham Uss k Shohar Mosoof ko Goya jehez ki soorat me miltey hain......Or wo Aapni iss Sadarat ka Najaiz Faida uthatey hue....Ghar ki Chabio per Kabza kerne k saath saath....Shohar ki Car ki Keys.... b apne Daman me rekh leti hain...

zaahir he shohar itna laa parwa hota he, biwi Ghar ko na sambhale gi to kon?

Jee nahi... Driver per wo apne shohar se zyada Etmaad kerti hain.... Goya Lamha ba'Lamha ki Reporting rekhti hain... Sahab ab kaha hain... Sahab kis se mil rehe hain... Sahab ko khana Samreen (PA.) ne khelaya ya unhoo ne khud khaya... Sahab Kis se Meeting ker rehe hain.... Sahab Samreen ko baar baar kio bulatey hain....

:khi: Driver per shohar se ziada ehtmaad issi liye to kerti hain, kioke bichare ne Shohar ki tarah kabhi Itne Jhoot nahi bole hote. aur Samreen bhi to picha nahi chorte bichaare shohar ka :hathora

Bilkul Hitlar Male tha.... But jo uss ka Roub , Dabdeba Or Dehsaat , Wehsat, Garoor Yeah wo sab cheezain hain jo aaaj kal ki beghamt mee aaam paii jati hain...

Hitler ko to poori Dunia per qabza kerne ka Janoon tha, biwi to bas apne Shohar per Qabza kerna chahti hai :eye:

Wwoh aankhain iss leye Gumatey ker dektey hain...Yeah janeney k leye k.... Aaaya yehi to uss ki bivi nahi..... Or jab aap Log unhain pyar se nahi dekhtien to...Wo...Foran samajh jaaatey hain..... k...Yehe unki begham hain....

pyar se sirf doosri larkiya dehkti hain? Shohar bbhi to sirf doosri larkiou ko dehkte hain. Jis din shohar Biwi ko "dehkne" lag jaye ga, biwi bhi us din pyar se dehkne lag jaye gi

Apne Dost ka Waqeya yaad aa gyaa .... Uski beewi ne aik Din Make-up nahi kia hua tha...Wo Office se ghar aaya...Saree Ghar me aapni Biwi ko Dhonda....Jab wo na Milli to Khushi se Bed-room gya or Apne Dost ko yeah bataney k leye k...Aaj uss ki bivi ghar per nahi hai....Joooh he uss ne Telephone set ko haath lagaya...Aik Awaz aai...KIA KER REHE HO..... Ghab rate Ghabratey uss ne peeche mur ker dekha to aik 80 Years ki Khatoon Khari hoen thien.. hehe Us ne un se poocha.... Aap kon hai Baji jee...

apke dost unko raat ko nahi dehkte the kiya jab wo make up ke baghair so rahi hoti thien?

Wo bechare Shohar to apni Thanedaar numa Begham k Mazaaaalim se iss kadar Sataaee hote hain ...wo kese "seheliyaan" paal saktey hain

Shohar aisye Dheet hote hain ke wo aik nahi hazaarou saheliyaa paal sakte hain :kr:

Woh to iss leye kehte hain k.....Aab rooz rooz un se..... Bacho ko...Nehlaya, Khana Pakana, wagera nahi hota... ..Matlab...! Pyar bulata hai Biwi ka :D:

Ghalat ! Biwi to apne bachou ko saath le ker gai hoti hai

(Lagta hai aap ne Joke nNama Waqeye ko Seroius le lia hai)Aap Matlab theek se nahi samkien... Shohar

Pyar se kehte hain...kio k...Wo Apni Mohobbat ko Amar kerna chatey hain...Dekhain na...Taj-Mehal me

saab Honey-Moon iss leye Mananey jatey hain ...kio ....k Wo apni Begham ko bataen k dekho... Kitni

Pyari lag rehe hai Chup kiye hue ....

:khi: wohi to kaha maine ...Biwi ke marne ke baad hi kiou , uske Zinda hote huye kiou yeh NAIKIYAA hosakti :eye:

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

Zaalim Shohar apni biwi ko Bahir ghumaane nahi le ker jaataa

Kio k unki Beghame un ko kia kam Ghumati hain... :embaresse

zaahir he shohar itna laa parwa hota he, biwi Ghar ko na sambhale gi to kon?

Issi Sambhalna keh ker "Sambhalana" ki Toheen na kerain aap :uf mere khuda:

Driver per shohar se ziada ehtmaad issi liye to kerti hain, kioke bichare ne Shohar ki tarah kabhi Itne Jhoot nahi bole hote. aur Samreen bhi to picha nahi chorte bichaare shohar ka

Samreen to bechari hai... use to Hathore na marain aap 372-haha

Hitler ko to poori Dunia per qabza kerne ka Janoon tha, biwi to bas apne Shohar per Qabza kerna chahti hai

Sirf...nahi.. Wo to Shohar Mosuf k Dil-o-damag per kisi churail ki terha Kabza ker chuki hoti hai... :uf mere khuda:

pyar se sirf doosri larkiya dehkti hain? Shohar bbhi to sirf doosri larkiou ko dehkte hain. Jis din shohar Biwi ko "dehkne" lag jaye ga, biwi bhi us din pyar se dehkne lag jaye gi

Jo Shohar k pyar k Qabil ho ga usey he dekhain gain na... 372-haha
Bivi..Tob to Toba... Wo to Shohar ko Ese dekhti hai
Or wese Bhi Shohar jante hain....Pyaaar to Bantene se Behta hai :ANYWORD:

apke dost unko raat ko nahi dehkte the kiya jab wo make up ke baghair so rahi hoti thien?

Wo Raaat ko bhi Make-up me he hoti hain baba :embarasse

Shohar aisye Dheet hote hain ke wo aik nahi hazaarou saheliyaa paal sakte hain

Aab ese to na Hansen Mazloom Shoheroo per aap :embarasse Wo to Sehelio

k Pyar k mustahiq hain :hansi

Ghalat ! Biwi to apne bachou ko saath le ker gai hoti hai

Wo to Poraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane zamae ki baaten hain (Aap k Zamane ki

372-haha) Aab to wo sab kuch chor ker jati hain.... Or pher Bachoo ko

Phone ker ker k unse Report leti hain...k... papa aaj kitne bajee

ayee... Kab soe... Raat ko Mobile to use nahi kerte.... :uf mere khuda:

Pher phone ker k Shohero ko danteti bhi hain :embarasse
Koi to Unhain samjhaee bhei... Aap ki larai hoe hai...aap Larai me to na dantain unhain :lol

wohi to kaha maine ...Biwi ke marne ke baad hi kiou , uske Zinda hote huye kiou yeh NAIKIYAA hosakti

Aab aap Chati hain kk... Shohar Joo he Begham ka Makbara banae...To

Foran he use dafan ker de 372-haha ?

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

hmmm abhi ati hoon thori dair me

[Muhammad Ali Jawad]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

yeh mera jawaab apki tehreer ka...(jo kai apke muqable ka to ho nahi skata kabhi :rose)

Pehli baat mard abhi tak Zaalim hi hain....auratin mazloom hain ...:zuban:

Sehme huye Shohar?? :p Shohar sehmta tab he jab uski Choriya pakri jaati hain...



Mobile phone ka check kerna...yeh to bari achi baat he... shohar ka khiyal rakhti he naa us ka balance kam naa hojaye... :D


Driver ko bhi isliye Mobile deti he...ta ke jab Shohar Mobile Ghar bhul jaey.. to driver kam se kam apna hi de de...:dance:

ufffff kitni achi hoti hain biwiyaaa.....kitna Khiaal rakhti hain apne Sar Taajou ka :p


Hitler koi Female nahi tha...wo MALE hi tha...issliye uska ROOOP to aik HUSBAND hi le sakta he :D


MIya Mazloom aur laachar tab Nazar aaate hain jab unko yeh Andaza hojaata he...kai unka JHOOT pakra gaea...aur tab Sharmandgi se unka sar zameen ke ander Ghussa jataa he... :D


Apni biwi ko kehte hain pooora niqaab lo aur khud ankahin Ghumaane mai koi Qasar nahi chorte... :hathora


Aik DIn mai 10000 larkiou ko GHOORTE hain,, jaisye in mai apni Biwi ko dhoond rahe hou..... :hathora


ahaaa bare Be-bass hai .... be-bassi yeh hai ke biwi ke saamne apni "Saheliou" se guftugo nahi ker sakte ... :hehe:



Biwi Maikee chali jaati he to ... 2 din chalo Azaadi se manaate hain (baaqoul aapke ) lekin 2 din ke baad hi Halaaat kharaab hone lagti he....haaayee Wapiss ajaouuuuuuuuu kai RAAAG lahna sharoo hojaate hain....LOL :kr:

aur yeh latife is qisam ke hum to ache nahi lagte....biwi ke marne ka itna hi Intezaar hota he to aik din me hi Zehar khilaa dain.....aur phir koi dooosri dhoond ker uskai saath bhi wohi kerain..........:fuming:

Ye sub tu kerna hi parata hai samra!..ager ye na karain tu jannat k haqdar kiss terhan bany ye mard...dunia tu azmaishoon say bhari pari hai...ye chand din ki zindagi darr ker guzar lee..tu baad main sukoon hi sukoon hoga...har taraf hoorain hi hoorain hongee..phir inn becharyuon ku kaun poochay ga.

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

mai ne itniiii mehnat se abhi jawab likha to saraaaa ghaib hogaeaaa
ab dobara likh rahi hoon



Kio k unki Beghame un ko kia kam Ghumati hain... :embaresse


Jab saara din se shohar raat 12 baje ghoom ghoom ker ata he. to biwi to bichari so gai hoti he... tab bichari ne kiya ghumana he


Issi Sambhalna keh ker "Sambhalana" ki Toheen na kerain aap :uf mere khuda:


Acha! phir aisya kerain sirf AIK din kai liye HusBANDS ghar ko sambhaal ker dikhain... ager unho ne koi aik bhi Kaam kharaab naa kiya to uss din se saare Shohar ghar ko sambhaalain gai 372-haha


Samreen to bechari hai... use to Hathore na marain aap 372-haha


yeh Samreen hi to hai kabab me haddi:khi:



Sirf...nahi.. Wo to Shohar Mosuf k Dil-o-damag per kisi churail ki terha Kabza ker chuki hoti hai... :uf mere khuda:

ha ha ha ha

Jo Shohar k pyar k Qabil ho ga usey he dekhain gain na... 372-haha

shohar ka pyar itnaaaa miyaari he kiya

Bivi..Tob to Toba... Wo to Shohar ko Ese dekhti hai
Or wese Bhi Shohar jante hain....Pyaaar to Bantene se Behta hai :ANYWORD:


Shohar to itneee Kanjoos hote hain ke kabhi unko fursat bhi mile to 2 words hi koi ache bolain apni biwi ko



Wo Raaat ko bhi Make-up me he hoti hain baba :embarasse

372-shock raat ko bhi make up...kiya khawaab me koi dehkne ataa hai unko lol


Aab ese to na Hansen Mazloom Shoheroo per aap :embarasse Wo to Sehelio

k Pyar k mustahiq hain :hansi


Badde mazloom hain bichare.... saheliou ki humdardi ki zaroorat he bicharou ko :hathora


Wo to Poraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane zamae ki baaten hain (Aap k Zamane ki
372-haha) Aab to wo sab kuch chor ker jati hain.... Or pher Bachoo ko

Phone ker ker k unse Report leti hain...k... papa aaj kitne bajee

ayee... Kab soe... Raat ko Mobile to use nahi kerte.... :uf mere khuda:

Pher phone ker k Shohero ko danteti bhi hain :embarasse
Koi to Unhain samjhaee bhei... Aap ki larai hoe hai...aap Larai me to na dantain unhain :lol


yeh aap ne apni daastan-e-Gham to nahi likh di :kr:


Aab aap Chati hain kk... Shohar Joo he Begham ka Makbara banae...To

Foran he use dafan ker de 372-haha ?[/quote]


chalain acha he koi to kaam zindagi me naiki ka ker lain ge Shohar...:khi:

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

Ye sub tu kerna hi parata hai samra!..ager ye na karain tu jannat k haqdar kiss terhan bany ye mard...dunia tu azmaishoon say bhari pari hai...ye chand din ki zindagi darr ker guzar lee..tu baad main sukoon hi sukoon hoga...har taraf hoorain hi hoorain hongee..phir inn becharyuon ku kaun poochay ga.

apki Itla ke liye Arz he ...yeh jo HOORAIN hongi ...yeh apki Biwiya hi hongi

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

mai ne itniiii mehnat se abhi jawab likha to saraaaa ghaib hogaeaaa
ab dobara likh rahi hoon

Ohh Kese ghaib ho gya sab ?

Jab saara din se shohar raat 12 baje ghoom ghoom ker ata he. to biwi to bichari so gai hoti he... tab bichari ne kiya ghumana he

Bechare , Bechari Bachari :uf mere khuda: Sab se pehle aap

"Bechari" word begham se hetaen.... Hamara Khoon Khool uthta

hai....Jab aap Begham ko Bechari kehti hain...
Me Begham k uss Ghomane ki baat nahi ker raha....Begham to Shohro

ko Kherche me, Top Class Eng. Medium School me bacho ko perhane

me, Make-up me, Shopping me etc esaGhummae rekhtien hain k Khuda

ki panaha.... 372-shock

Acha! phir aisya kerain sirf AIK din kai liye HusBANDS ghar ko sambhaal ker dikhain... ager unho ne koi aik bhi Kaam kharaab naa kiya to uss din se saare Shohar ghar ko sambhaalain gai

Aap Ek din ki baat ker rehe hain...Shohar bechere to SadioOOOooon

se Ghar ko Sambhal rehe hain.... Sabzi lane se le ker

Aaatadondene tak saare kaam yeah khud he sir-anjaam dete hain

(Yeah Ander ki baat hai shaid aap ko pata na ho 372-scare)

yeh Samreen hi to hai kabab me haddi

Ji nai... Samreen to Samreen hai....Isi se to Story me Twist hai :hansi

ha ha ha ha

Khali "ha ha ha ha" kia hua.... Hansti hain aap becharoo ki

Be'bassi per aap thinkingg

shohar ka pyar itnaaaa miyaari he kiya

Jee hain.... tabhi to koi bhi Film Shoharoo k begair Fill-up nahi hoti hai

Shohar to itneee Kanjoos hote hain ke kabhi unko fursat bhi mile to 2 words hi koi ache bolain apni biwi ko

Wo iss leye nahi boltey ...kio k....Wo jante hain k.... Ager koi

Word ache bool deye.... Unki Bivi bare pyaar se un k paas ayen

gien...bilkul Kasai kab bakre k pass aata hai 372-scare
Or pher Bivi pyar 2 Shab meethe bol ker.... kehti

hai...Suniye...Amie ki taraf jana hai...Suite nahi hai koi

naya...sare purane hain.... Age bhi Aamie ne tana dia tha k...tum

itni gareeb ho gaee ho ...yeah jo suit tum ne pehna hua

hai...Mene Falani k Function me bhi dekha tha tun ne pehna hua

tha....
Goya Shohar ne Meethe do Lab kia bol deye...Bivi ne Kharchoo ki

woooOOOooOOooo Labi Line laga dee Or abhi Bivi bata rehe hoti

hai..Or...Shohar apne aap ko kosne lagta hai k....Hai.... Mene kio ese kia 372-shock

raat ko bhi make up...kiya khawaab me koi dehkne ataa hai unko :lol

Bilkul aaata ho ga...Tabhi to Raat to tyaar sheyaar ho ker....

New Suit Pehen ker, Beauti-parlorse aaa ker pher soti hain :uf mere khuda:
Dekha Kitne Mazlooom hain Shohar...ap bhi maaan gaen :THANKS:

Badde mazloom hain bichare.... saheliou ki humdardi ki zaroorat he bicharou ko

Zahir hai...Jab unhain apne ghar se Hamdadi nahi mile ge to...Bahir ki "Kalliyan" he unhain Khusboo dain gien na :khi:

yeh aap ne apni daastan-e-Gham to nahi likh di

Areeeey nahi bei...! :lol Hum to abhi Aaaaza Punchi hain
yeah to mere aik Friend ki Dastan-e-Gham thi.... Bechara uss Din

bohut Khush tha k..Chelo ...Allah-Pak ko bhi mujh per taraf

aaaya...Meri Bivi bhi Meakee gaee.... Lekin uss ki Khussio ko Tab

Nazar lag gaee...Jab raat ko uss ki Begham ka Phone aaya or..Uss ko Khoob Jhaarain perien.... :lol

chalain acha he koi to kaam zindagi me naiki ka ker lain ge Shohar...

I think aap ne meri wo baat achi terha nahi dekhi....
Aik dafa pher COMPLETE per hain or hame...Final bataen....Taake hum aap ki Rai..per Amal-dar-Aamad kerwaien

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

Bechare , Bechari Bachari :uf mere khuda: Sab se pehle aap
"Bechari" word begham se hetaen.... Hamara Khoon Khool uthta
hai....Jab aap Begham ko Bechari kehti hain...

Me Begham k uss Ghomane ki baat nahi ker raha....Begham to Shohro
ko Kherche me, Top Class Eng. Medium School me bacho ko perhane
me, Make-up me, Shopping me etc esaGhummae rekhtien hain k Khuda
ki panaha....

Sohar shopping centers mai sirf apni ankahin ghumaate hain doosri larkioy ko ghoorne ke liye :hathora

Aap Ek din ki baat ker rehe hain...Shohar bechere to SadioOOOooon se Ghar ko Sambhal rehe hain.... Sabzi lane se le ker
Aaatadondene tak saare kaam yeah khud he sir-anjaam dete hain
(Yeah Ander ki baat hai shaid aap ko pata na ho )

ajkal ke shohar yeh kaam bilkul nahi kerte... bcz wo TV , computer aur phone ko chorain to koi kaam kerian,... Breakfast lunch ho yaa dinner ...saare husBands Computer kai uper beth ker kerte hain :lol

Ji nai... Samreen to Samreen hai....Isi se to Story me Twist hai :hansi

samreen to bas haddi he kabab ki :lol usko to aik jail me band kerwa dena chahiye

Khali "ha ha ha ha" kia hua.... Hansti hain aap becharoo ki

Be'bassi per aap thinkingg

hunsi nahi aiye .... yeh kerno ko dil chahra hai

Jee hain.... tabhi to koi bhi Film Shoharoo k begair Fill-up nahi hoti hai

wo to film ke Heros hote hain shoharou jaisye zero nahi :p

Wo iss leye nahi boltey ...kio k....Wo jante hain k.... Ager koi


Word ache bool deye.... Unki Bivi bare pyaar se un k paas ayen


gien...bilkul Kasai kab bakre k pass aata hai

Or pher Bivi pyar 2 Shab meethe bol ker.... kehti

hai...Suniye...Amie ki taraf jana hai...Suite nahi hai koi

naya...sare purane hain.... Age bhi Aamie ne tana dia tha k...tum

itni gareeb ho gaee ho ...yeah jo suit tum ne pehna hua

hai...Mene Falani k Function me bhi dekha tha tun ne pehna hua


tha....

Goya Shohar ne Meethe do Lab kia bol deye...Bivi ne Kharchoo ki

woooOOOooOOooo Labi Line laga dee Or abhi Bivi bata rehe hoti

hai..Or...Shohar apne aap ko kosne lagta hai k....Hai.... Mene kio ese kia

usi waqt shohars sunaa bhi dete hian bichari biwis ko...ke... betho araam se ...koi zarooorat nahi jaane ki ami ki tarf... aur jo tumhari almaari bhari padhi hai naaa 10000 suits wo pehno jaa ker..........tab biwi bichari.... udaas hoker beth jaati he aik kone mai

Bilkul aaata ho ga...Tabhi to Raat to tyaar sheyaar ho ker....

New Suit Pehen ker, Beauti-parlorse aaa ker pher soti hain :uf mere khuda:
Dekha Kitne Mazlooom hain Shohar...ap bhi maaan gaen :THANKS:

mai nahi maanti.... :lpop:

Zahir hai...Jab unhain apne ghar se Hamdadi nahi mile ge to...Bahir ki "Kalliyan" he unhain Khusboo dain gien na

aur ager biwis bahir se humdardiya lena sharoo kerdain....to pihrrrrrr husBands ka kiyaaa haaal hoga ??? wo to ghusse mai laaal pilye hoker apna sar diwaarou per maarain gai/.... aisye :uf mere khuda: :D

Areeeey nahi bei...! Hum to abhi Aaaaza Punchi hain

yeah to mere aik Friend ki Dastan-e-Gham thi.... Bechara uss Din
bohut Khush tha k..Chelo ...Allah-Pak ko bhi mujh per taraf
aaaya...Meri Bivi bhi Meakee gaee.... Lekin uss ki Khussio ko Tab
Nazar lag gaee...Jab raat ko uss ki Begham ka Phone aaya or..Uss ko Khoob Jhaarain perien....

bare ache dost hain aapke saare...apne ghar ki stories aaab Masooooom ko sunaa dete hain :p

un kai phone number mujhe dain,,,taa ke mai un saare dostou ki biwis ko batou ke aapke shohars ...aapke jaane kai baad kitna khush hote hain :lol

I think aap ne meri wo baat achi terha nahi dekhi....
Aik dafa pher COMPLETE per hain or hame...Final bataen....Taake hum aap ki Rai..per Amal-dar-Aamad kerwaien

hmmmm muqbara baanane ka kiou shog hota hai husbands ko...koi Mehal nahi banaa sakte kiya biwi ke liye...?

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

aap is se pehle jawaab dain mai apko aik acha sa saboooot de doon...shohars ke Zulmou ka...
http://pegham.com/showthread.php?t=49924

yeh dehkiye...

:D

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

aap is se pehle jawaab dain mai apko aik acha sa saboooot de doon...shohars ke Zulmou ka...
http://pegham.com/showthread.php?t=49924

yeh dehkiye...

:D

Actually aap Matlab samajh nahi saktien :hansi

Koi baat nahi... me samjhata hoon :p

Yahan Iss Bechare ko Shak hai k... Meri Begham meri Cycle le ker bhag jaee gee. 372-haha iss leye wo seene se laga ker betha hai :hansi




Yah per in ki Begham Aapne Hissey ka "Kash" (Soota :D) laga bethi hain.....Jab us bholo Shohar ki bari aii to PIC kehch li



Or iss bechare ki hakat per Taras aa raha hai mujhe udasi kio k iss ki Begham ne Iss kadar Shopping ker dali .....Had ho gaee bei reaad




Or iss MOTO k saath to ese he hona chaheye :D: Toba 10 , 10 Rotia kha jati ho ge :khi:



Actually iss ney 2 Shadia ki hue hain... :hansi
Susraal le ker ja raha hai :D:



Yeah MOTO Apne "Doloun" ki Takat dikha rehe hai :khekhe

[*Samra*]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

jee nahi... yeh iss liye tent mai so raha hai bcz usko apne neend ziada pyari hai...aur sakooon aram se so raha hai aur biwi bichari ko bahir thans me sulaa raha hai :hathora




itna bhola hota to yeh bhi na kerta... jab tak masnzil nahi aye gi yeh issi tarah nawab ban ker betha rahe ga


ha haa haa ...biwi aisi shopping kab kerti hain ???




moto ki kuch to madad ker sakta tha naa yeh be-lihaaz :p




2 shadiya kerli aur pihr bhi dono biwi kitni saabir hain...:tasali:





waisye yeh mujhe biwi nahi lagi... yeh to uski aunty shunty lag rahi hai:mm:

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[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Mazlooooooooom Shohar (Dekhna na bhooleye ga) hehehehe.....~~..~DHAMAKKA~..~

Sohar shopping centers mai sirf apni ankahin ghumaate hain doosri larkioy ko ghoorne ke liye

Ese baat nahi hai bei... :na:
Wo Shopping me kuch dhondh rehe hote hain...

جب جب میں پیاس لگتی ہے۔۔۔۔
اُن کے آنے کی آس لگتی ہے۔۔۔۔۔
اُن کی دیوانگی میں ہم کھو گئے اِتنا،۔
کہہ ہر لڑکی کی ماں اپنی ساس لگتی ہے

ajkal ke shohar yeh kaam bilkul nahi kerte... bcz wo TV , computer aur phone ko chorain to koi kaam kerian,... Breakfast lunch ho yaa dinner ...saare husBands Computer kai uper beth ker kerte hain

Arey...

Shoher na ho gaee... Computerized-Murghe ho gaee...jo Computer per peth rehe te hain 372-haha

samreen to bas haddi he kabab ki usko to aik jail me band kerwa dena chahiye

Esa nahi kehtey.... Samreen bhi to Aaakhir kisi ki Begham hoon gien :khi:

hunsi nahi aiye .... yeh kerno ko dil chahra hai

Mazloomo ki aaaaaah kebhi bhi Lag sakti hai

wo to film ke Heros hote hain shoharou jaisye zero nahi

Shadi se Pehle Sab hero hote hain.... Jab Begham k Saaree me aate hain to sab Zeeeeeero

usi waqt shohars sunaa bhi dete hian bichari biwis ko...ke... betho araam se ...koi zarooorat nahi jaane ki ami ki tarf... aur jo tumhari almaari bhari padhi hai naaa 10000 suits wo pehno jaa ker..........tab biwi bichari.... udaas hoker beth jaati he aik kone mai

10,000/- Suit

Ya-Allah Meri Qoum k Nojwano ko.... Beghamo k Sherr se Mehfooz rekh ...Or New Generation ko "Kanwara-Association" ka Taaheyaat Member rehne ki Tofeeq de...Sum'Ameen. :embarasse

mai nahi maanti....

Aap Is waqat Aap ONLINE hain :khi:

Aap uper Maaan gaee hain...:D:

Aap aap apna Beyaan "Zor-Dari" ki tarha nahi Change ker saktien chiips

aur ager biwis bahir se humdardiya lena sharoo kerdain....to pihrrrrrr husBands ka kiyaaa haaal hoga ??? wo to ghusse mai laaal pilye hoker apna sar diwaarou per maarain gai/.... aisye :uf mere khuda:

Biwiyaan to Mashraki hoti hain... Wo esa nahi kerain gien....Or wese bhi Shohar k jane ki dair hoti hai....Sab Biviyaan ek dosre k Ghar ja ker Repotingkerti hain k...Falani k Ghar aaj kia paka hai...
Uss ne aaj Shohar ko kitni baar maara...
Aya Shohar Office raat k Batan dhoo ker gya bhi k nahi :ufmere khuda: (Likhtey hue bhi sharam aa rehe hai :embarasse )

Iss leye unko Hamdario k katan zaroorat nahi perti.... :uf mere khuda:

bare ache dost hain aapke saare...apne ghar ki stories aaab Masooooom ko sunaa dete hain

un kai phone number mujhe dain,,,taa ke mai un saare dostou ki biwis ko batou ke aapke shohars ...aapke jaane kai baad kitna khush hote hain

Kia Kare Bechaara.... Kiss ko Sunaee ja ker....... Mene uss ko kaha hua hai... Me aap k Hakoook k baat Media tak laaoo ga :lol

Na baba na :na: Me nahi de sakta....... Kia koi kasar baqi hai jo...Aap unhain Phone ker k... Un k Zakhmoo me mazeed Namak chirkain gien :embarasse

hmmmm muqbara baanane ka kiou shog hota hai husbands ko...koi Mehal nahi banaa sakte kiya biwi ke liye...?

Wo Iss leye Shoq hota hai k........Wo apne Pyar ko amar kerna chatey hain :hansi

In Beevio to theek terha se Sandle to peheni aati nahi....
In ko kia pata Mehel kis Angoor ka naame hai :lol