Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

[I Am In Love]

As Salam o Alaikum.
Kesay Hain Doston ??


Jee Tu Main Yaha 2nd Competition Kay Sath Hazir Hoon
Hansna Hansana Kis Ko Acha Nahi Lagta, Or Mujhay Laga Keh Yaha Kay Members Bohat Kam Hasntay Hain.
Is Liye Unko Hansanay Kay Liye Hansi Ka Competition Lay Kar Aaya Hoon.


In Short Keh


Aap Ko 2 Jokes ( Ak Hi Post Main ) Yaha Share Karnay Hongaye Or Jis Kay Jokes Sab Say Ziada Pasand Kiye Jaye Gaye
Wo Humara Winner Ho Ga


Winner Ka Intakhaab Voting Kay Zariye Kiye Jaye Ga.






Sab Say Aham Baat ...... Jo Main Aap Ko Batana Chahata Hoon
Wo Ye Keh



Jo Member Is Competition Main Kamyaab Ho Ga
Us Ka Naam Or Us Ki Post ( Yani Jokes ) Next Month Kay Pegham Digest Main Shaya Ki Jaye Gi.




Rules:_


Ak Hi Post (2 Jokes) Share Karni Hay.
Jokes Text Main Hon ( Picture Main Nahi Honay Chahiye Warna Count Nahi Ho Ga.)
Edit Nahi Karna.
Dosron Kay Jokes Per Remarks Day Saktay Hain Keh Jokes Kesay Thay.




Ye Competition 02 Feb Say 20 Feb Tak Rahay Ga
21 Feb Say 25 Feb Tak Voting Ho Gi
Or 26 Feb Ko Result Announce Kiya Jaye Ga.




Is Competition Main Shamil Ho Kar Is Ko Kamyaab Banaye.
Thanks ..




Regard
Mohammad Imran

[I Am In Love]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

[MENTION=3]Aanchal[/MENTION] Is Ko Stick Kar Dain ..
Thanks...

[pErIsH_BoY]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

my ENTRY

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Aurton k 1 group se puchha gia k kon kon apne shohron se pyar krti hain

sb ne hath khre kr diay

in sb ko 1 msg dia gia k apne apne shohar ko send kren
"i love u"

to in k shohron k Reply kuch yun aaey

1:Tumhari tabiat to thek hai?

2:Ab kia ho gia phr se car mar di.

3:excuse me

4irf itna btao k kitne paise chahyen.

5:Nasha to nhi kr lia.

6:Ab kia kr dia tum ne main is bar muaf nhi kron ga.

or sb se acha reply ye tha
.
.
.
7:Aap ho Kon...?

2

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam

[.]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

As Salam o Alaikum.
Kesay Hain Doston ??


Jee Tu Main Yaha 2nd Competition Kay Sath Hazir Hoon
Hansna Hansana Kis Ko Acha Nahi Lagta, Or Mujhay Laga Keh Yaha Kay Members Bohat Kam Hasntay Hain.
Is Liye Unko Hansanay Kay Liye Hansi Ka Competition Lay Kar Aaya Hoon.


In Short Keh


Aap Ko 2 Jokes ( Ak Hi Post Main ) Yaha Share Karnay Hongaye Or Jis Kay Jokes Sab Say Ziada Pasand Kiye Jaye Gaye
Wo Humara Winner Ho Ga


Winner Ka Intakhaab Voting Kay Zariye Kiye Jaye Ga.






Sab Say Aham Baat ...... Jo Main Aap Ko Batana Chahata Hoon
Wo Ye Keh



Jo Member Is Competition Main Kamyaab Ho Ga
Us Ka Naam Or Us Ki Post ( Yani Jokes ) Next Month Kay Pegham Digest Main Shaya Ki Jaye Gi.




Rules:_


Ak Hi Post (2 Jokes) Share Karni Hay.
Jokes Text Main Hon ( Picture Main Nahi Honay Chahiye Warna Count Nahi Ho Ga.)
Edit Nahi Karna.
Dosron Kay Jokes Per Remarks Day Saktay Hain Keh Jokes Kesay Thay.




Ye Competition 02 Feb Say 20 Feb Tak Rahay Ga
21 Feb Say 25 Feb Tak Voting Ho Gi
Or 26 Feb Ko Result Announce Kiya Jaye Ga.




Is Competition Main Shamil Ho Kar Is Ko Kamyaab Banaye.
Thanks ..




Regard
Mohammad Imran

:thmbup:

me bhi post karoun ge :fly:

[.]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

my ENTRY

1

Aurton k 1 group se puchha gia k kon kon apne shohron se pyar krti hain

sb ne hath khre kr diay

in sb ko 1 msg dia gia k apne apne shohar ko send kren
"i love u"

to in k shohron k Reply kuch yun aaey

1:Tumhari tabiat to thek hai?

2:Ab kia ho gia phr se car mar di.

3:excuse me

4irf itna btao k kitne paise chahyen.

5:Nasha to nhi kr lia.

6:Ab kia kr dia tum ne main is bar muaf nhi kron ga.

or sb se acha reply ye tha
.
.
.
7:Aap ho Kon...?

2

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam

:lol: good one :thmbup:

[SheeN]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

isi thread mein post krny hain kia?
will post soon.....

As Salam o Alaikum.
Kesay Hain Doston ??


Jee Tu Main Yaha 2nd Competition Kay Sath Hazir Hoon
Hansna Hansana Kis Ko Acha Nahi Lagta, Or Mujhay Laga Keh Yaha Kay Members Bohat Kam Hasntay Hain.
Is Liye Unko Hansanay Kay Liye Hansi Ka Competition Lay Kar Aaya Hoon.


In Short Keh


Aap Ko 2 Jokes ( Ak Hi Post Main ) Yaha Share Karnay Hongaye Or Jis Kay Jokes Sab Say Ziada Pasand Kiye Jaye Gaye
Wo Humara Winner Ho Ga


Winner Ka Intakhaab Voting Kay Zariye Kiye Jaye Ga.






Sab Say Aham Baat ...... Jo Main Aap Ko Batana Chahata Hoon
Wo Ye Keh



Jo Member Is Competition Main Kamyaab Ho Ga
Us Ka Naam Or Us Ki Post ( Yani Jokes ) Next Month Kay Pegham Digest Main Shaya Ki Jaye Gi.




Rules:_


Ak Hi Post (2 Jokes) Share Karni Hay.
Jokes Text Main Hon ( Picture Main Nahi Honay Chahiye Warna Count Nahi Ho Ga.)
Edit Nahi Karna.
Dosron Kay Jokes Per Remarks Day Saktay Hain Keh Jokes Kesay Thay.




Ye Competition 02 Feb Say 20 Feb Tak Rahay Ga
21 Feb Say 25 Feb Tak Voting Ho Gi
Or 26 Feb Ko Result Announce Kiya Jaye Ga.




Is Competition Main Shamil Ho Kar Is Ko Kamyaab Banaye.
Thanks ..




Regard
Mohammad Imran

[SheeN]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

lol :l4:

my ENTRY

1

Aurton k 1 group se puchha gia k kon kon apne shohron se pyar krti hain

sb ne hath khre kr diay

in sb ko 1 msg dia gia k apne apne shohar ko send kren
"i love u"

to in k shohron k Reply kuch yun aaey

1:Tumhari tabiat to thek hai?

2:Ab kia ho gia phr se car mar di.

3:excuse me

4irf itna btao k kitne paise chahyen.

5:Nasha to nhi kr lia.

6:Ab kia kr dia tum ne main is bar muaf nhi kron ga.

or sb se acha reply ye tha
.
.
.
7:Aap ho Kon...?

2

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam

[pErIsH_BoY]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

lol :l4:

kya hua achi nahii lagi kay

[SheeN]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

ab hansu b nahi kia joke pe :think:

kya hua achi nahii lagi kay

[pErIsH_BoY]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

ab hansu b nahi kia joke pe :think:

wo to khul kay hansooooooooooooooo

[maya]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

wah bht umda thread Imran jee gud job..me b share krtii hoon...372-scare

[maya]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

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ایک بارڈر چیک پوسٹ پرپولیس والے نے موٹر کو روکا.

پولیس افسر نے ڈرائیور کو بولا کہ آپ نے سیٹ بیلٹ بندھی ہے اسلیے ہم آپ کو 2000 روپے انعام میں دیتے ہیں، مگر یہ بتاؤ کہ آپ اس رقم کو کہاں خرچ کرو گے.

ڈرائیور: میں اس رقم پر ڈرائیونگ لائسنس بناؤں گا.

ساتھ میں بیٹھی ہوئی ڈرائیور کے ماں نے بولا اس گددھے کی بات پر یقین نہ کرو، یہ چرس پی کر کچھ بھی بول دیتا ہے.

اسی دوران ڈرائیور کا باپ پچھلی سیٹ پر نیند سے بیدار ہوکر آنکھیں ملتا ہے اور پولیس کو دیکھ کر کہتا ہے.
میں نے اس الو کے پھٹے کو بولا تھا کہ چوری کے موٹر میں ہم دور نہیں جا سکتے
اور
اچانک پیچھے موٹر کی ڈگی سے آواز آیی
استاد جی بارڈر کراس ہوا کہ نہیں....

2.....



Assistant : Sir! ap office mein hamesha married logo ko hi q rakhte hain?

Boss : q k unhen be-izzati sehne ki adat hoti hai aur dosra ghar jane ki jaldi ni hoti

[SheeN]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

my entries

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عدالت میں ایک مقدمہ کی سماعت کے دوران جج نے ملزمہ سے اسکی عمر کے بارے میں سوال کیا۔ عورت نے جواب دینے میں پس و پیش کی تو جج نے متنبہ کیا
”دیکھو تم عدالت میں کھڑی ہو، تمہیں صاف صاف بتانا چاہیے کہ تمہاری اصل عمر کتنی ہے اور ہاں یہ بھی خیال رہے کہ جو کچھ بھی کہو گی سچ کہو گی کیونکہ تم نے سچ کہنے کا حلف اٹھا رکھا ہے۔ ہاں تو تمہاری کتنی ہے؟
عورت: 32سال اور کچھ مہینے
جج: کچھ کا کیا مطلب؟ صاف صاف کہو کتنے مہینے؟
عورت: " 60مہینے۔



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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them.”We have reached “.
The 1st guy gave him money.
The 2nd guy said “thank you”.
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked “whats that for?”. The 3rd guy replied: “CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!”

:l4:372-haha

[ForumAdmin]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

Tamaam members ki entry zabardast hai.

Best of luck all the members

[I Am In Love]

Re: Competition ............. Jokes Ki Dunya

Bohat Zabar10
Mazay Daar Sharing Hay ..
Thanks All.. :)