Straight From The Heart Of MSA

[Mr.Khan]

Re: Straight From The Heart Of MSA

me apne ghar k bartan ko hath nahi lagata
dosro ki to dor ki bat he

Kyun itne ganday bartan dhoote ho kiya :kr:

[MeemSheenAlif]

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Kyun itne ganday bartan dhoote ho kiya :kr:

waisi me glas dhoya tha aik bar:hehe:
chamak raha tha

[Mr.Khan]

Re: Straight From The Heart Of MSA

waisi me glas dhoya tha aik bar:hehe:
chamak raha tha

tootne se pehle ya tootne ke bad 372-haha

[MeemSheenAlif]

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tootne se pehle ya tootne ke bad 372-haha

pehle

[Mr.Khan]

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pehle

Aur tootne ka baad tumhry gaal chamak rahe hon ge aise :slap:

[MeemSheenAlif]

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Aur tootne ka baad tumhry gaal chamak rahe hon ge aise :slap:

mere gal tuk kisi ka hath hi nahi pohanchta

[Mr.Khan]

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mere gal tuk kisi ka hath hi nahi pohanchta

Kyun tum ne apne gaal kiya terris pe fit karwaye hue hen :hehe:

[Mrs.Khan]

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yahaan bhi post kar dayta hoon 372-haha

aaj maiN nay do jokes paRhay share karta hoon

aik to tumharay oopar bilkul fit hai

MSA akhbar paRhnay kay baad apnay walid sahib say kehta hai:

MSA: Abbu aap nay aaj ka akhbar paRha? aaj tak humaray mulk ka nizam nahe sudhar saka, kuch bhi nahe badla, koi aisi jagah nahe, jahaN ba'izzat aadmi sukoon say baiTh sakay, ab mujhay he kuch karna hoga, aik muhib-e-watan shehri honay kay natay mera bhi farz banta hai kay maiN mulk kay qawanen durust karnay maiN muawinat karoon

MSA Walid: pehlay apni halat to theek karo, subah say ulTa pajama pehen kar idhar say udhar ghoom rahay ho


2nd

aik ajaib ghar maiN MSA guide kay faraiz anjam day raha hota hai, aik aadmi aik khopRi ki taraf ishara kar kay pochta hai.

Aadmi: yeh kis ki khopRi hai?

MSA: (Baizari kay sath) Raja Dahir ki

Aadmi: aur yeh choti si khopRi jo sath maiN rakhi hai :mm:

MSA: yeh Raja Dahir kay bachpan ki khopRi hai 372-haha

tumhara Akhbar'e Jahaan yahan bhi shruu hogaya


@ 372-haha372-haha

[mano_billi]

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mere gal tuk kisi ka hath hi nahi pohanchta

u khambe par jo charh ke bethte ho

[MeemSheenAlif]

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u khambe par jo charh ke bethte ho

me bholoro nahi :kr:

[thefire1]

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Ek din mai (MSA) uske saath gaya DATE per, :)
Phir us ne apni Birthday pe bulaya CAKE per,

Hum ne phir kuch baaten ki Baith kar,
Uske bhai ne sun li hamari baaten Let kar,

Phir us ne mujhy tamacha lagaya Khench kar,
Ek haftay tak mai leta raha Bed per,

Ab kabhi nahi jaon ga DATE per

Sabaq bhi, tanbeeh bhi, aur precautions bhi... itnay saaray hunr aik saath MSA hi dikha saktay hain :D:

[thefire1]

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MSA says, " I am the most out-standing student of my class "

Because

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.

He always stand outside the class :kr:

Wow we need more students like him OUT-STANDING:)

[thefire1]

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Meri muskurahat per aitraaz mat kar Dost.......:na:


Tmhy daikh kar to kisi ki bhi hunsi nikal jati hai :hehe:

Wah kia shakal hay oooops I mean shaair hay :lol

[thefire1]

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Aik baar mai (MSA) beemar ho gaya. Mere Big B (Mr.Khan) ne mujhy hospital jaane ka kaha.

Mai (MSA) hospital chala gaya. Wahan 2 darwazay thay. 1 pey likha tha " Khaas beemari " aur 1 pey likha tha
" Maamuli beemari ".

Meri (MSA) beemari chunke maamuli thi is lye mai " Maamuli Beemari " walay darwazay me chala gaya.

Kamray me gaya to wahan bhi 2 darwazay thay, 1 pey likha tha " Khaas Aadmi " aur 1 pey likha tha " Aam Aadmi ".

Mai (MSA) ne socha ke mai (MSA) to ghareeb aadmi hon islye " Aam Aadmi " walay darwazay se under chala gaya.

Jub mai (MSA) under gaya to ye daikh kar ghabra gaya ke mai (MSA) hospital se bahir tha

Bechaara Aam Aadmi

[ASK Afridi]

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Aik baar mai (MSA) beemar ho gaya. Mere Big B (Mr.Khan) ne mujhy hospital jaane ka kaha.

Mai (MSA) hospital chala gaya. Wahan 2 darwazay thay. 1 pey likha tha " Khaas beemari " aur 1 pey likha tha
" Maamuli beemari ".

Meri (MSA) beemari chunke maamuli thi is lye mai " Maamuli Beemari " walay darwazay me chala gaya.

Kamray me gaya to wahan bhi 2 darwazay thay, 1 pey likha tha " Khaas Aadmi " aur 1 pey likha tha " Aam Aadmi ".

Mai (MSA) ne socha ke mai (MSA) to ghareeb aadmi hon islye " Aam Aadmi " walay darwazay se under chala gaya.

Jub mai (MSA) under gaya to ye daikh kar ghabra gaya ke mai (MSA) hospital se bahir tha

ghareeb awaam...........