Straight From The Heart Of MSA

[Mr.Khan]

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abhi kuch baqi he hone k lie

Kuch nahi buhat kuch :kr:

[Mr.Khan]

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MSA to Mr.Khan: Yaaar Khan bhai, dhooka ho gaya

Mr.Khan: kyun kiya hua :mm:

MSA: Mai ne ghar se books ke liye parisay mangwaye thay, unho ne books hi bhaij di :embarasse

[MeemSheenAlif]

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MSA to Mr.Khan: Yaaar Khan bhai, dhooka ho gaya

Mr.Khan: kyun kiya hua :mm:

MSA: Mai ne ghar se books ke liye parisay mangwaye thay, unho ne books hi bhaij di :embarasse

uncil yeh joke me ne hi share kia tha:embarasse
app k pas to abb jokes hi khatam ho gae:embarasse

[Mr.Khan]

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uncil yeh joke me ne hi share kia tha:embarasse
app k pas to abb jokes hi khatam ho gae:embarasse

Mai ne tumhry jhoot ka parda faash kiya hai........ tum ne sachi baat ko jhoot bana ke joke ki sorat me paish kya tha aur mai ne such sub ke saamne share kiya hai :D

[RulzZ]

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yahaan bhi post kar dayta hoon 372-haha

aaj maiN nay do jokes paRhay share karta hoon

aik to tumharay oopar bilkul fit hai

MSA akhbar paRhnay kay baad apnay walid sahib say kehta hai:

MSA: Abbu aap nay aaj ka akhbar paRha? aaj tak humaray mulk ka nizam nahe sudhar saka, kuch bhi nahe badla, koi aisi jagah nahe, jahaN ba'izzat aadmi sukoon say baiTh sakay, ab mujhay he kuch karna hoga, aik muhib-e-watan shehri honay kay natay mera bhi farz banta hai kay maiN mulk kay qawanen durust karnay maiN muawinat karoon

MSA Walid: pehlay apni halat to theek karo, subah say ulTa pajama pehen kar idhar say udhar ghoom rahay ho


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aik ajaib ghar maiN MSA guide kay faraiz anjam day raha hota hai, aik aadmi aik khopRi ki taraf ishara kar kay pochta hai.

Aadmi: yeh kis ki khopRi hai?

MSA: (Baizari kay sath) Raja Dahir ki

Aadmi: aur yeh choti si khopRi jo sath maiN rakhi hai :mm:

MSA: yeh Raja Dahir kay bachpan ki khopRi hai 372-haha

[Mr.Khan]

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MSA akhbar paRhnay kay baad apnay walid sahib say kehta hai:

MSA: Abbu aap nay aaj ka akhbar paRha? aaj tak humaray mulk ka nizam nahe sudhar saka, kuch bhi nahe badla, koi aisi jagah nahe, jahaN ba'izzat aadmi sukoon say baiTh sakay, ab mujhay he kuch karna hoga, aik muhib-e-watan shehri honay kay natay mera bhi farz banta hai kay maiN mulk kay qawanen durust karnay maiN muawinat karoon

MSA Walid: pehlay apni halat to theek karo, subah say ulTa pajama pehen kar idhar say udhar ghoom rahay ho

:kr: :kr: :kr:

[MeemSheenAlif]

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Mai ne tumhry jhoot ka parda faash kiya hai........ tum ne sachi baat ko jhoot bana ke joke ki sorat me paish kya tha aur mai ne such sub ke saamne share kiya hai :D

uncil u to to newton k law ko galat prove kurne pe aae to wo bh ku rdien ge
me to mashoom ho:embarasse

[MeemSheenAlif]

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yahaan bhi post kar dayta hoon 372-haha

aaj maiN nay do jokes paRhay share karta hoon

aik to tumharay oopar bilkul fit hai

MSA akhbar paRhnay kay baad apnay walid sahib say kehta hai:

MSA: Abbu aap nay aaj ka akhbar paRha? aaj tak humaray mulk ka nizam nahe sudhar saka, kuch bhi nahe badla, koi aisi jagah nahe, jahaN ba'izzat aadmi sukoon say baiTh sakay, ab mujhay he kuch karna hoga, aik muhib-e-watan shehri honay kay natay mera bhi farz banta hai kay maiN mulk kay qawanen durust karnay maiN muawinat karoon

MSA Walid: pehlay apni halat to theek karo, subah say ulTa pajama pehen kar idhar say udhar ghoom rahay ho


2nd

aik ajaib ghar maiN MSA guide kay faraiz anjam day raha hota hai, aik aadmi aik khopRi ki taraf ishara kar kay pochta hai.

Aadmi: yeh kis ki khopRi hai?

MSA: (Baizari kay sath) Raja Dahir ki

Aadmi: aur yeh choti si khopRi jo sath maiN rakhi hai :mm:

MSA: yeh Raja Dahir kay bachpan ki khopRi hai 372-haha

tussi ithe vi aagai
Maaz para kum thay k tussi vi agae

[Mr.Khan]

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uncil u to to newton k law ko galat prove kurne pe aae to wo bh ku rdien ge

You b kuch seekh lo mujh se :hehe:

[RulzZ]

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:kr: :kr: :kr:

agar tum time say monh dho lia karo to yeh itna hara bhara na ho 372-haha

tussi ithe vi aagai
Maaz para kum thay k tussi vi agae

asi ithay uthay jithay kithay v jaiN tuwano ki

aur yeh para kia hota hai :mm: panjabi maiN paa jee boltay haiN, wesay panjabi maiN he bolna urdu maiN paa jee ka matlab thora khatarnak hota hai 372-haha

[samartabassum]

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zabardast jawab:clap:

Nahi mai tumhry jese fuzool shouq nahi rakhta tha :D

[RulzZ]

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zabardast jawab:clap:

Maaz isay tareef mat samajh layna 372-haha

[MeemSheenAlif]

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asi ithay uthay jithay kithay v jaiN tuwano ki

aur yeh para kia hota hai :mm: panjabi maiN paa jee boltay haiN, wesay panjabi maiN he bolna urdu maiN paa jee ka matlab thora khatarnak hota hai 372-haha

han menu ki jaien jaien

woi mera matbal woi tha pa ji...
waisi urdu me kia hota he:donno:

[MeemSheenAlif]

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You b kuch seekh lo mujh se :hehe:

me u se bartan dhona seekho ga:372-haha

[RulzZ]

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han menu ki jaien jaien

woi mera matbal woi tha pa ji...
waisi urdu me kia hota he:donno:

maiN twada uncle aan maino pa je keh kar rishta kharab na kareen