Sardar Jokes

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Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.

Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

[best friend]

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Sardar student se: pyar or ishq me difference batao?

Student: pyar wo hai jo aap apni beti say kartey hoo or ishq wo hai jo mein aap ki beti say karta hoon

[best friend]

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[WASI ANJUM]

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hhaa haaa
very nice jokes

[best friend]

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Thanks WASI ANJUM

Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

[best friend]

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Sardar watching "Shole" in cinema hall:
Veeru: "basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna!"

sardarji was sitting with his dog in the theater, says: "saali naachegi kaise nahin, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hain..."
:khi: :khi: :khi: :khi: :khi: :khi:

[best friend]

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Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :

Sardarji 1: Papaji, Ise 'beach' kyon kahate hain ?

Sardarji 2:Tumhe nahin pata?

Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.

Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech
me hain isliye ise beach kahate hain

[best friend]

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Ek dost ne Santa se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai."
Santa "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do.":tauba

[best friend]

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".:mm:

[*Duaa*]

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:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

[kashaf]

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bohat bohat bohat achey joke share kiyain hain.thanks :rose :rose :rose