Sardar Jokes

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Sardar and Interview

Man : What is your Date of Birth
Sardar : 25 Dec, Sir
Man : Which Year
Sardar : Every Year, Sir :khi:

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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

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Doctor And Sardar

Sardar : Doctor Saab Neend main Bandar mere Khahab main FootBall Khel teh hain.
Doctor : Ye Dawavi Soney se pehle pi lo tu Saab Teek ho jaye ga
Sardar ne Dawavi Pe aur per Gardan main Soney gaya
Wife ne Poocha Sardar Ji Gardan mein kyun Soo Rahey ho
Sardar ne Jawab diya... Aaj tu Final match Hai

:khi:

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A sardar married to a short girl.
people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl.
He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.

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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation
every 1 asked the reason!
He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"

:khi:

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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Dollor. 5 and Cold Coffee Dollor. 10.00

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2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

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A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"

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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?

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Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

:khi:

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?