Sardar Jokes

[best friend]

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

[best friend]

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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

:cc:

[*Duaa*]

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My goodness......innay saaray jokes ....ik saath.....

[best friend]

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Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

[best friend]

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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

[*Duaa*]

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:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

kya sardaar waqai itnay mazzay ki batien karty hien ..:mm:

well boht achay jokes hen

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[best friend]

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The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,

Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?" :tauba

[best friend]

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Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyon bhej raha hain ?

Santa : Kyonki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to
dusra tere paas rahe...:tauba

[best friend]

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Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hain?

Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hain.. ..

[best friend]

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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."

Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use SURPRISE doonga..:khi: !

[best friend]

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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.

After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"

To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin

[ChaMpioN PaKiStaNi]

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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.

After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"

To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin

[Soulmate]

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Wow Nice Sharing

[best friend]

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champion_pakistani & danicool82 Jokes Pasand karne ka Shoukriya

[best friend]

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Why did Sardaar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what?

---To avoid side effect!!!