lateefa V lateefa

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assalamalikum

sab ab tak buhath hi achay achay lateefay post kar chukaye hain :) :thmbup:
to ab youn kartay hain jo bhi lateefa post karey us kay jawab main koi doosra lateefa post karey or isi thread main yeh silsila jari rehaye ga :)


main shuru karti houn yeh silsila is lateefay say :rose

[Spy009]

Re: lateefa V lateefa

A true story

Ek baar Lucknow ke ek professor ne apne ghar mein khane ka dawat diya, dawat mein unke uper se niche tak sabhi dost circle maujood thay, jisme se Kolkata ka ek Bangali Babu bhi shamil thay.
jab sab log khana kha rahe thay to ussi bich mein kisi ne Professor sahab se ek she'r parhne ki farmayesh kar diye.

Professor sahab she'r parhe

Na gila`h karta hoon na shikwah karta hoon
Tu salaamat rahe yehi duwa karta hoon

wah wah wah ! sab log ek saath qahqahe lagaye...yeh dekh kar Bangali Babu hairat zadah ho gaye ke mamuli si do line parhne per itni daad, usne dobara she'r parhne ki farmayesh kiya, jab professor sahab dobara she'r parhe to bangali babu ek kaghaz pe note kar liya
Kolkata pahunchne per Bangali babu ne ek dinner party ke ehtamam kiya, bahut logon ko dawat pe bulaya, achha khasa kharch kiya, jab sab log khana khane shuru kiya to bangali babu bich mein bole

daar daar dada aami tumi ke ek she'r porhbo
shab log she'r shuno

Na gila karta hoon na sookha karta hoon
Tu saala matt rahe yehi dowa karta hoon

agle pal dhara dhar platen, glass, bowls tray bangali ke sar per parne lage

[Spy009]

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Khaney se yaad aaya...

Ek baar ek sahab ne Ghalib ko khane pe mad'oo kiya. Usne apne ghar ke darwaze pe ek parchi chipkaya

Aaj Ghalib ki dawat hai
Gosht khayega murghi ka

Ghalib udhar se guzar rahe thay, jab parchi parha to unhonne ye line jora

Daal hi mil jaye to ghanimat hai
Gosht kya khilayega murghi ka

[Spy009]

Re: lateefa V lateefa

Husband : iss hotel mein khana bilkul ghar ki tarah milta hai

Wife : Kaise

Husband : Khane mein baal jo milta hai.

[Masood]

Re: lateefa V lateefa

Aik din hazrat Allama Muhammad Iqbal sey milney key liye aik aisa shakhs aaya jo musalsal batein kiyey jata tha. Allama huqqey ki ney munh sey lgaey khamoshi sey baithey they. Woh shakhs kehney laga:

"maloom hota hai aap huqqa peeney key aadi hain, yeh koi achhi aadat nahin"

Hazrat Allama ney muskraa kar kaha:

"...lekin huqqa aik achha saathi hai. Yeh us waqt tak nahin bolta jab tak main issey na bulaoun".

[khan]

Re: lateefa V lateefa

AOA,


Oh acha silsila hai latife hi latife:lol


Sohail Abbasi.

[La'hasil]

Re: lateefa V lateefa

sabhi kay buhat achay hian par mujhay khud koi Lateefa nahin ata :-s

[WorThless]

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Lateefa kahan sai likhon chalo jasey hee koi zehan main aya zaroor share keron ga

[Mir]

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Nice Thread or Good Jokes :)

[Z.]

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Abu: beyta exam kaisa raha? sawal mushkil to nahi they?
Beyta: Nahi abu, sawal to mushkil nahi they albata jawab bohot mushkil they

['SamRazi']

Re: lateefa V lateefa

A sardar ji Pulled out six people from a buring house...

Still he was jailed..................


Why ???




Coz all the six were firebrigade :lol

[Spy009]

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Ek baar 20 seater plane crash kar ke ek qabristaan mein gira,

jaldi jaldi se 4-5 sardaar wahan pahunche aur dead body ko nikalne lage,




lagbhag 2 ghante baad sardaaron ne 100 dead body nikal diye.

[Spy009]

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Patient : Doctor sb. mujhe koi bhi baat 2 second ke liye yaad nahin rahti

Doctor : Aisa kab se ho raha hai...?

Patient : Kya kab se...

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Patient : Doctor sb. mujhe koi bhi baat 2 second ke liye yaad nahin rahti

Doctor : Aisa kab se ho raha hai...?

Patient : Kya kab se...

lolzz

is lateefay say yaad aya

aik teacher nay sabak parhtay hovey deekha kay aik student (choota bacha)ki ungli par dhaga bandha hova hai..sir nay is ki waja poouchi to larkay nay kaha yeh mere mamaa nay is leye bandaaha hai takay main khat letter box main dalna na bhool jaoun ..
teacher nay kaha to app nay khat letter box main daal dia ?
bachaye nay masoomeyat say jawab dia ...nahi ...woh mere mama na khat deena hi bhool gaain :D

[Spy009]

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Lady Teacher students se : Chalo ek aisa sentence banao jisme Present, Past and Future 3 tense shaamil hon.


Student : Sau saal pehle mujhe tum se pyar tha, aaj bhi ahi aur kal bhi rahega.