lateefa V lateefa

['SamRazi']

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Ek Professor jinhein humesha bhoolne ki aadat thi, asker church jatey waqt apni chatri (umbrella) church mei hi bhool jatey they aur oun ki biwi humesha oun se larti thi.

Ek din hasbe mamoul wo bisi ke sath church gayeh aur wapsi per jaldi se apni aur biwi ki chatri outha li, aur rastey mei biwi se kehne lagey ...dekha tum humesha mujh se kehti ho k mujhe bhhoney ki aadat ahi, to dekho aaj mei tumhari aur apni dono chatrian nahi bhool.

Biwi kehen lagi ....Tajub ki baat to yeh hai ke ghar se aatey waqt hum dono ki chatri lai ker nahi aayeh they ...

[Spy009]

Re: lateefa V lateefa

Ek Professor jinhein humesha bhoolne ki aadat thi, asker church jatey waqt apni chatri (umbrella) church mei hi bhool jatey they aur oun ki biwi humesha oun se larti thi.

Ek din hasbe mamoul wo bisi ke sath church gayeh aur wapsi per jaldi se apni aur biwi ki chatri outha li, aur rastey mei biwi se kehne lagey ...dekha tum humesha mujh se kehti ho k mujhe bhhoney ki aadat ahi, to dekho aaj mei tumhari aur apni dono chatrian nahi bhool.

Biwi kehen lagi ....Tajub ki baat to yeh hai ke ghar se aatey waqt hum dono ki chatri lai ker nahi aayeh they ...

:lol :lol :lol

Bhoolney ka ek real story kal sunaonga...

[Adi]

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hahahahhaha
Nice Thread
Good Going...

[Spy009]

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Senior Doctor Junior doctor se : Ward No. 12 mein behosh pada patient ka kya report hai


Junior Doctor : Sir uska to maine postmortem kar diya

[Spy009]

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Ek baar ek sahab apni sasural gaye, aur tohfe mein ek attar عطر ki shishi saaley sahab ko diya, Saaley sahab ne attar ki shishi kholi, hatheli pe dala aur chaat gaya. Yeh dekh kar bahnoi ko bada gussa aaya aur sasur se shikayat kar diya

Man : maine Irfan ko attar ki shishi diya, wo hatheli pe daal ke chaat gaya...
Sasur : bewaqoof hai....kambakht... ghar mein roti thi, roti ke saath laga ke khana chahiye tha.

['SamRazi']

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Ek baar ek sahab apni sasural gaye, aur tohfe mein ek attar عطر ki shishi saaley sahab ko diya, Saaley sahab ne attar ki shishi kholi, hatheli pe dala aur chaat gaya. Yeh dekh kar bahnoi ko bada gussa aaya aur sasur se shikayat kar diya

Man : maine Irfan ko attar ki shishi diya, wo hatheli pe daal ke chaat gaya...
Sasur : bewaqoof hai....kambakht... ghar mein roti thi, roti ke saath laga ke khana chahiye tha.

:lol :lol Good One SPY

['SamRazi']

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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs

:lol

['SamRazi']

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My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

[nice man]

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1st off all Asallam o Alikom

['SamRazi']

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1st off all Asallam o Alikom

Wa Alaikum ASalam

['SamRazi']

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One guy was selected as a Trainee Clerk to a private company and on the first day of work, he had to answer the phone for one of phone call;

Caller : I'd like to talk to MR. Jones,

Clerk : He is not in his seat, call later.

Caller : I need to talk to some body else in the department;
Clerk : No body in the department, I told you to call later. ok?

Caller : Do you know who am I?

Clerk : No.!

Caller : I'm the Managing Director of the the company...;
Clerk : Do you know who am I?

Caller : No...!

Clerk : Thank GOD..!

He kept the phone.

[Spy009]

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Son : Papa Papa Japan kahan hai...?

Father : Mummy se jaa kar puchho, pata nahin wahi kahan kahan rakhti hai.

[nice man]

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ajii ap to english & roman main letfay likh ri ho main in ko parhoo ga k se:eek:

[Spy009]

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3 saheliyan aapas mein...


Nikku : Saima ki shaadi mein to main black color ki suit pehnoongi...kyon ke mere husband ka hair black hai


Mummu : Main to Saima ki shaadi mein Red color ki suit pehnoongi...mere husband ka hair red hai.


Rizzi : Lekin main...koun sa color pehnoongi mere husband to taklu (bald) hain...

['SamRazi']

Re: lateefa V lateefa

ajii ap to english & roman main letfay likh ri ho main in ko parhoo ga k se:eek:

To aap kon si zuban mei lateefey parhtey ho