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    Sardarini Ji : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?

    Sardar Ji : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai


    Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

    Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"


    Teacher : How?


    Student : Ladies first Sir


    Ek Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
    Ek rahgir jaate huwe puchha wo wahan kya kar raha...he replied...Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar


    Ek Chines pair ko accidentally twins bachhe paida huwe,
    Guess what they named them...

    ..


    ..



    ...
    Jo Hua, So Hua.



    Wife: Honey...... kya dekh rahe ho?

    Husband: Nothing.

    Wife: Nothing...?? main dekh rahi hoon tum 4 ghante se marriage certificate parh rahe ho
    Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date
    .


    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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    Definition of a Sardar

    "Sardhar ji is a person who peeps through a key hole of a glass door...":kood:
    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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    • #3
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      Bohat Hansi aayi parh ke yar thanxxxxxxxx for sharing :)
      Allah

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      • #4
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        :lol :lol :lol :lol zaberdast spy, thanx.

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Spy009
          Sardarini Ji : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?

          Sardar Ji : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai


          Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

          Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"


          Teacher : How?


          Student : Ladies first Sir


          Ek Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
          Ek rahgir jaate huwe puchha wo wahan kya kar raha...he replied...Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar


          Ek Chines pair ko accidentally twins bachhe paida huwe,
          Guess what they named them...

          ..


          ..



          ...
          Jo Hua, So Hua.



          Wife: Honey...... kya dekh rahe ho?

          Husband: Nothing.

          Wife: Nothing...?? main dekh rahi hoon tum 4 ghante se marriage certificate parh rahe ho
          Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date
          .


          Bohat achhey Spy but JOKES are share in GUPSHUP. I am moving it to Gupshup.
          tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
          tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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          • #6
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            :lol :lol Too good, thnx for sharing
            sigpic

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            • #7
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              Thanx to all 4 liking...:D: :D: :D:
              Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
              Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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              • #8
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                Wife: Honey...... kya dekh rahe ho?

                Husband: Nothing.

                Wife: Nothing...?? main dekh rahi hoon tum 4 ghante se marriage certificate parh rahe ho
                Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.





                :lol
                اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                • #9
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                  :lol :lol :lol
                  Zindagi Thak Gaye ..!!

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                  • #10
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                    :lol

                    thanks :thmbup:
                    " Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals "

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                    • #11
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                      AOA,


                      :lol WAH JI:) BOHAT KHOOB.


                      Sohail Abbasi.
                      Apna haq ada karo.

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