Sardarini Ji : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
Sardar Ji : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first Sir
Ek Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
Ek rahgir jaate huwe puchha wo wahan kya kar raha...he replied...Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar
Ek Chines pair ko accidentally twins bachhe paida huwe,
Guess what they named them...
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..
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Jo Hua, So Hua.
Wife: Honey...... kya dekh rahe ho?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? main dekh rahi hoon tum 4 ghante se marriage certificate parh rahe ho
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
Sardar Ji : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first Sir
Ek Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
Ek rahgir jaate huwe puchha wo wahan kya kar raha...he replied...Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar
Ek Chines pair ko accidentally twins bachhe paida huwe,
Guess what they named them...
..
..
...
Jo Hua, So Hua.
Wife: Honey...... kya dekh rahe ho?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? main dekh rahi hoon tum 4 ghante se marriage certificate parh rahe ho
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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