Phans Gaey

[Muhammad Khalil]

Re: Phans Gaey

Assalamo allaikum

Agar aap ko achanak is baat ka weham ho jaey keh aap key bed key neechey aik bohat zehreela saanp hai keh aap jis taraf paoun nikalo gey woh dhas ley ga - aur aap key bister key bilkul ooper chhat key saath aik bohat hi zehreeli makrri lataki hui hai to aap kya karo gey????? :pagal:

Bhai asal baaaaaaaat batain kahan phnse gay hain aaP???:mm: :mm:
waisy mujy koi b dur waghara nahi lagta hay en saanp aur keeery makooroon sy
....kiun y munda-sialkoti??

[*Rida*]

Re: Phans Gaey

Assalamo allaikum

Agar aap ko achanak is baat ka weham ho jaey keh aap key bed key neechey aik bohat zehreela saanp hai keh aap jis taraf paoun nikalo gey woh dhas ley ga - aur aap key bister key bilkul ooper chhat key saath aik bohat hi zehreeli makrri lataki hui hai to aap kya karo gey????? :pagal:

Walaikom Assalaam

yeh wehem hai naa haqeeqat tu nahin

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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Bhai asal baaaaaaaat batain kahan phnse gay hain aaP???:mm: :mm:
waisy mujy koi b dur waghara nahi lagta hay en saanp aur keeery makooroon sy
....kiun y munda-sialkoti??

ye Munda-Sialkoti se q pooch rahay hain aap....:khi:
ye saanp hai ya keeray makoray???
:kr: :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Phans Gaey

ki sochna aen toon
mochnay werga tera munh:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :kr:

aye te meri bisti o gai :tauba

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Bhai asal baaaaaaaat batain kahan phnse gay hain aaP???:mm: :mm:
waisy mujy koi b dur waghara nahi lagta hay en saanp aur keeery makooroon sy
....kiun y munda-sialkoti??

aahooooooooo :lpop:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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aye te meri bisti o gai :tauba

to ab tak to ye bisti kharab honay se used ho jana chahieey aapko:) :khi:
sir q peet rahay hain

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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ye Munda-Sialkoti se q pooch rahay hain aap....:khi:
ye saanp hai ya keeray makoray???
:kr: :kr:

moun bund ker ke hasa karo...aik to ghalat ghalat baatein kerti ho aur doosra moun khool ke hasti ho..tumhein chamoo nai aatein :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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to ab tak to ye bisti kharab honay se used ho jana chahieey aapko:) :khi:
sir q peet rahay hain

used too, bulke ub to used three ho gaya hoon :pagal:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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aahooooooooo :lpop:

chngi gal ay fair:wk

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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moun bund ker ke hasa karo...aik to ghalat ghalat baatein kerti ho aur doosra moun khool ke hasti ho..tumhein chamoo nai aatein :lpop:

Achha ljieey munh band ker k has letay hain :khi: :khi: :khi: :khi: :khi:humnay koi ghalat baat nahin ki ..poocha hee aisay tha aap se khalil nay :lpop:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: Phans Gaey

Assalamo allaikum

Agar aap ko achanak is baat ka weham ho jaey keh aap key bed key neechey aik bohat zehreela saanp hai keh aap jis taraf paoun nikalo gey woh dhas ley ga - aur aap key bister key bilkul ooper chhat key saath aik bohat hi zehreeli makrri lataki hui hai to aap kya karo gey????? :pagal:

Agar makrioN ka aur sanpouN ka koi forum hota aur uss mein GS hota... tou yaqeenan mein ye sawal wahaaN doosri dimension mein post kertay.. :chips

bhai.. ye tension tou makri aur sanp ki hay.... jitna zeher hamaray ander bhara huwa hay... Allah nay chaha tou humein kaat ker makri aur saanp donoN apnay bad tareeen anjaam tak zaroor pohonchaingay.. inshaAllah :dua

[ummid]

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Still mein nahi daroon ga, aur unhein tang nahi karon ga jub tak wo uter na jaye...aur haan daroon ga bhi bilkul nahi...koi bhi janwar tab tak aap ke liye nuksaan de nahi hota jub tak usay aap ki taraf se aggression ka khatra na ho.

A few months back...hum doost picnic pe gaye...mein derya ke kinaray late gaya aur Hat apne chehray ke ouper rakh liya ... kuch der baad mujay apne ouper bohat hi wazni cheez mehsoos hui...hat chahray se peechay kia to yeh lag-bag 100 kg ka sepent (saamp) tha...in no time mujay idea ho gaya ke yeh mere dooston ki shararat he...mein ne hat moun pe doobara liya aur skoon se leeta raha... 2 min wo saamp mere ouper raha, phir mere dooston ne hi tang aa ke usay peechay kerwa diya...wo saamp kisi madari ka tha...mujay daranay ki kooshish ki gai, jo ke nakaam hui

Arrrrrrrrre wah aap tu bauaht bahdur hai.......:thmbup:
waise tu city mein sanp wagaira nahi nikalte lakeen ager kabhi humare yahan aisa koi hadsa howa tu hum aap ko zaror bulainge....:lpop:
Aap aaynge na??:cc:
waise hum ne real mein kabhi sanp nahi dekha hai..
aur makdi tu choti wali hi dekhi..
Masood bhai jis zehrili makdi ka zikr ker rahe hain us ka hume nahi pata..:donno:

[jazmin]

Re: Phans Gaey

Assalamo allaikum

Agar aap ko achanak is baat ka weham ho jaey keh aap key bed key neechey aik bohat zehreela saanp hai keh aap jis taraf paoun nikalo gey woh dhas ley ga - aur aap key bister key bilkul ooper chhat key saath aik bohat hi zehreeli makrri lataki hui hai to aap kya karo gey????? :pagal:

Walikum Salam~
Obvisouly, i'll throw something on the floor likes PILLOW and make snake's attention to it and than i'll b runnning out of the room:wk

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Achha ljieey munh band ker k has letay hain :khi: :khi: :khi: :khi: :khi:

Thats like a good bakri :zuban:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Agar makrioN ka aur sanpouN ka koi forum hota aur uss mein GS hota... tou yaqeenan mein ye sawal wahaaN doosri dimension mein post kertay.. :chips

bhai.. ye tension tou makri aur sanp ki hay.... jitna zeher hamaray ander bhara huwa hay... Allah nay chaha tou humein kaat ker makri aur saanp donoN apnay bad tareeen anjaam tak zaroor pohonchaingay.. inshaAllah :dua

mein janta hoon ke makri aur saamp doono tere se apne zehar ki tainki full kerwatay hein :khi: