Phans Gaey

['SamRazi']

Re: Phans Gaey

:lol duniya ko to har doosrey shakhs ka saans lena chubhta hai.... to aap halkey sanso peh dam leti ho - baingano ki tarha :lol

yahi dekh lijiyeh mere sand lene se aap ko bhi prob honey lagi yahan baithey hi .....

[*Hala*]

Re: Phans Gaey

aap karo gi kuchh na kuchh ya phir wohi karien gey :lol

osky hemat nahi hogii kuch karii

[tauseeftariq]

Re: Phans Gaey

Agher south afriaca key jungle main Bed lagya tu shdi aisaa hi hoo ga..
:lol

[Masood]

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yahi dekh lijiyeh mere sand lene se aap ko bhi prob honey lagi yahan baithey hi .....

mujhey????????? Allah ki bandi mujhey aap key saans leyney sey kyun prob ho gi - agar hoti to kab ka

[Masood]

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Agher south afriaca key jungle main Bed lagya tu shdi aisaa hi hoo ga..
:lol

chalein phir aap ka bister wohi export kiyey deytey hain - phir btaiyey ga aap kya kartey hain :p

[Aania]

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hmm... maar doon gi... pehley saamp ko fir makrri ko :dance:

[ummid]

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zor zor se chila ke ammi, abbu aur bhai ko bula leinge phir bhai aur abbu mil ker us sanp ko mar deinge........
aur makdi tu sanp ki yeh durgat dekh ker khud hi dar ke bhag jaye gi....

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Ager mere bed ke neechay shair chala jaye to mein zaroor preshaan hoo jaoon ga...lolz...saamp aur makri se kia derna...kai baar saamp maar chuka hoon apne shoes se...aur makri ager ziada zehreeli he to usay bhi shoes se maar doon ga, mera nahi khyaal is mein derne wali koi gul hay

[ummid]

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Ager mere bed ke neechay shair chala jaye to mein zaroor preshaan hoo jaoon ga...lolz...saamp aur makri se kia derna...kai baar saamp maar chuka hoon apne shoes se...aur makri ager ziada zehreeli he to usay bhi shoes se maar doon ga, mera nahi khyaal is mein derne wali koi gul hay

shose se maara hai na...:lpop:
Ager sanp ya makdi haath pe chad jaye tu...
shose se kaise maareinge aap unhein.......:tauba

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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shose se maara hai na...:lpop:
Ager sanp ya makdi haath pe chad jaye tu...
shose se kaise maareinge aap unhein.......:tauba

Still mein nahi daroon ga, aur unhein tang nahi karon ga jub tak wo uter na jaye...aur haan daroon ga bhi bilkul nahi...koi bhi janwar tab tak aap ke liye nuksaan de nahi hota jub tak usay aap ki taraf se aggression ka khatra na ho.

A few months back...hum doost picnic pe gaye...mein derya ke kinaray late gaya aur Hat apne chehray ke ouper rakh liya ... kuch der baad mujay apne ouper bohat hi wazni cheez mehsoos hui...hat chahray se peechay kia to yeh lag-bag 100 kg ka sepent (saamp) tha...in no time mujay idea ho gaya ke yeh mere dooston ki shararat he...mein ne hat moun pe doobara liya aur skoon se leeta raha... 2 min wo saamp mere ouper raha, phir mere dooston ne hi tang aa ke usay peechay kerwa diya...wo saamp kisi madari ka tha...mujay daranay ki kooshish ki gai, jo ke nakaam hui

[Aania]

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Ager mere bed ke neechay shair chala jaye to mein zaroor preshaan hoo jaoon ga...lolz...saamp aur makri se kia derna...kai baar saamp maar chuka hoon apne shoes se...aur makri ager ziada zehreeli he to usay bhi shoes se maar doon ga, mera nahi khyaal is mein derne wali koi gul hay

aaho te hor ki .... :lol

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Phans Gaey

aaho te hor ki .... :lol

aaho te hoor ki :wk

[Aania]

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aaho te hoor ki :wk

ki soch rehyaa aien?

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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mein pya soochna
kithay gaya mera moochna

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Phans Gaey

mein pya soochna
kithay gaya mera moochna

ki sochna aen toon
mochnay werga tera munh:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :kr: