Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

[soni kudi]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Nai to

haan tooo:tasali:

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

haan tooo:tasali:

Nahi nahi

[soni kudi]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Uper ko qaoto kia hai us me to SONI likha hua hai na

haan g par jis nai quote kiya hai woh to aap ho naa

[soni kudi]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Nahi nahi

haan haan:hathora

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

haan g par jis nai quote kiya hai woh to aap ho naa

To Quoto thek he to kia tha :chup

[kutkutariyaan]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

haan haan:hathora

372-shed

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Tou aap iss ka sawal ka jawab kuch iss tarah dain gain

Masood: Jaati hay tou jayay meri bala say, I dont care :)

Wa salaam

Bhaii jaan pleeeeej Urdu -mujhey jaagney key baad aur soney sey pehley angreeji nahin aati :D

[Sawabiwal]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Assalaam-o-Alaikum ALL

WELL lets have something SERIOUSLY FUNNY... :lol NEW CONCEPT haan!

Well lets assume the Question mentioned as Topic header "Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?" and lets say how different people will respond to the question:

Let me start with few responses!

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask,"What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and unbalance your checkbook.

Now countinue with the famous personality you know and what would be their answer on this question!

Good Luck

ALLAH HAFIZ

PS: Please share something which makes sense of being something SERIOUSLY FUNNY!

so easy hehehe.. because he was about to die..

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

:lol you mean ABOUT to die right?!

[Sawabiwal]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

:lol you mean ABOUT to die right?!

:donno: yes....

[Z.]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Sarkozy: She was obliged to cross the road!

:-$

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Good one Z.

George Bush: We always protected our chickens to cross the road but Al-Qaida always took them to the other corner of the road, may God bless America, May God Bless our Chickens :lol

[thefire1]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Aabi2cool: Choo kay murghi aik maada hay aur maada ki sift kay mutabik tajassus aur nayi jaga kay baaray main jaankaari nay ussay uksaaya hoga kay woh saRak kay uss paar kar khudh apni ankhoon say nayi jaga ka mushaida karay, ab choonkay iss mushaiday kay liye ussay saRak ka par karna lazim-O-malzoon tha tou woh uss nay apnay iraday per amal daramad karkay iss maqsad main kamyabi bilaakhir paa hi lee, baaqi yeh deekhnay waaloon ki husn-e-nazar hay kay woh iss baat ko kiss matlab main lain, darhaqeqat murghi ka maqsad woh nahin tha jo aap soch rahay hain!!!

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

THEFIRE1:

Walaikum Assalaam janab

Main umooman har post ko paRh kar uss per apni raye ka izhaar bohat jald kar daita hoon, magar jab baat MURGI say related thi tou main nay sab ki baatain baRi ghour say paRhee aur ab apni rayay say aap sab ko agaha karna chata hoon. Meri POST taweel honay ki TANBEEH main abhi say day raha hoon mohtaat rahyeh ...Akhir wajah bhi to beyaan kurni he k murghi ko kis murghae na kata tha k us ne road cross ki:lol

MURGHI humari khurak kay saath saath aisi khususiat ki haamil hay jiss k Zaiqae say aap kisi ko bhi mutassir kar saktay hain.... Aap nay sahi kaha kay INDIANS Murghi,aur Pakistani Murghi me fark hota he, to janab me app ki is baat se bilkul sehmat ho....akhir dono ka shanakti card no alug alug hota he:lol...
aik baat me wazae kur do k Pakistani murghi ko road cross kurne ki waja bilkul alug hosakti he INdian Murghi k muqable me.....Indian Murghi hosakta he k kisi Adv. me kaam ki gharz se ja rahi ho jub k Pakistani Murghi apne khawind ko sarson ka saag aur makai ki rooti jo k hamare gaon aur dehat ki aik khas rewayat he...wo serve kurne ja rahi ho....is silsile me meri mulakat aik polutry farm k owner se bhi hoi jis ne bataya k Murghae ki behtress ghizao me se aik yeh bhi he....

yahan me app ko aik bat aur bat aur bata do k post buhat taweel ho gai he...is ka part B mouqae ki munsabat se baad me pech kuro ga...

Fi Amaan Allah

[RulzZ]

Re: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road?

Walaikum Assalaam janab

Main umooman har post ko paRh kar uss per apni raye ka izhaar bohat jald kar daita hoon, magar jab baat MURGI say related thi tou main nay sab ki baatain baRi ghour say paRhee aur ab apni rayay say aap sab ko agaha karna chata hoon. Meri POST taweel honay ki TANBEEH main abhi say day raha hoon mohtaat rahyeh ...Akhir wajah bhi to beyaan kurni he k murghi ko kis murghae na kata tha k us ne road cross ki:lol

MURGHI humari khurak kay saath saath aisi khususiat ki haamil hay jiss k Zaiqae say aap kisi ko bhi mutassir kar saktay hain.... Aap nay sahi kaha kay INDIANS Murghi,aur Pakistani Murghi me fark hota he, to janab me app ki is baat se bilkul sehmat ho....akhir dono ka shanakti card no alug alug hota he:lol...
aik baat me wazae kur do k Pakistani murghi ko road cross kurne ki waja bilkul alug hosakti he INdian Murghi k muqable me.....Indian Murghi hosakta he k kisi Adv. me kaam ki gharz se ja rahi ho jub k Pakistani Murghi apne khawind ko sarson ka saag aur makai ki rooti jo k hamare gaon aur dehat ki aik khas rewayat he...wo serve kurne ja rahi ho....is silsile me meri mulakat aik polutry farm k owner se bhi hoi jis ne bataya k Murghae ki behtress ghizao me se aik yeh bhi he....

yahan me app ko aik bat aur bat aur bata do k post buhat taweel ho gai he...is ka part B mouqae ki munsabat se baad me pech kuro ga...

Fi Amaan Allah

:mm: